Be careful what you wish for... - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Hookbill the Goomba · 10-05-2005, 10:38 AM

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I wish Sauron didn't ruin whatever image he had whenever he lost a fight.

Poof and woof! Sauron no longer loses his image when he loses a fight. He now loses it whenever he says the word 'kill'. So now his Orcs don't know what to do, as Sauron keeps changing shape and cannot finish a sentence. So they just go on a mad rampage through The Shire for no reason.

I wish that Minas Morgul was not made into an evil place.

The 1,000 Reader · 10-05-2005, 12:42 PM

Granted. It is so goody-two shoes that no one can stand the place.(When I meant Sauron losing his image, I meant his reputation. You can't really think highly of a warlord when he loses to a dog and surrenders to an unarmed women.)

I wish Gandalf would have told everyone at the Council of Elrond that the Eagles wouldn't fly Frodo to Mount Doom.

The Perky Ent · 10-05-2005, 03:25 PM

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I wish Gandalf would have told everyone at the Council of Elrond that the Eagles wouldn't fly Frodo to Mount Doom.

Your wish is granted. Nothing changes in the story, and when Frodo is saved from Mordor by Eagles, the people don't mind, because Gandalf say "to" Mordor, and not "from"!

I wish the Anduin was made of Chocolate!

Celuien · 10-05-2005, 03:40 PM

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Originally Posted by The Perky Ent

I wish the Anduin was made of Chocolate!

Your wish is granted. The Anduin is a river of thick melted hot fudge sauce. The Fellowship's boats become trapped in the chocolate when they leave Lorien. They then try to eat the river only to fall in and drown, thus meeting a death by Chocolate. The Quest fails and Sauron wins.

I wish Barad-dur was a fuzzy pink skwerl.

The 1,000 Reader · 10-05-2005, 03:43 PM

Granted. It kills everyone and destroys Middle-Earth.

I wish we knew more about Rhovanion.

AbercrombieOfRohan · 10-05-2005, 05:36 PM

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I wish we knew more about Rhovanion.

Your wish is granted, we now know so much about Rhovanion that we can't escape it and it's history. Eventually the entire population of the world goes mad and drowns themselves in the ocean.

I wish gollum was a pirate-platypus.

Glirdan · 10-05-2005, 05:40 PM

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I wish gollum was a pirate-platypus.

Alakazam!!! Your wish has been fufilled. Gollum the platypus-pirate was the nasstiest pirate that sailed the seven seas. Unfourtunately, no one understood him and he eventually got nominated as the nicest pirate to sail the seven seas, and he didn't like it. So he killed everyone.

I wish The Perky Ent was a real Ent

Meneltarmacil · 10-05-2005, 07:50 PM

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I wish The Perky Ent was a real Ent

Your wish is granted. Saruman's orcs come and chop him down.

I wish there were Hobbits living today.

10-05-2005, 12:42 PM	#2
The 1,000 Reader Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: I don't know. Eastern ME doesn't have maps. Posts: 527	Granted. It is so goody-two shoes that no one can stand the place.(When I meant Sauron losing his image, I meant his reputation. You can't really think highly of a warlord when he loses to a dog and surrenders to an unarmed women.) I wish Gandalf would have told everyone at the Council of Elrond that the Eagles wouldn't fly Frodo to Mount Doom.

10-05-2005, 03:43 PM	#5
The 1,000 Reader Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: I don't know. Eastern ME doesn't have maps. Posts: 527	Granted. It kills everyone and destroys Middle-Earth. I wish we knew more about Rhovanion.