Be careful what you wish for... - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

The Only Real Estel · 10-05-2005, 10:34 PM

Posted by The 1,000 Reader:

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I wish we knew what the Oathbreakers were called before they broke their oath.

Granted. Now we do...and we wish we didn't!

I wish I had a barrel of Longbottom leaf.

Hookbill the Goomba · 10-05-2005, 11:44 PM

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I wish I had a barrel of Longbottom leaf.

Pop! There is now a barrel in your lap. But your hands are tied behind your back by a length of rope. You cannot open it and go mad trying before you smash it open with your head and then realise you have no pipe.

I wish that elves lived in the woods behind my house.

The 1,000 Reader · 10-06-2005, 12:32 AM

Granted. Your house is now in the middle of nowhere.

I wish people would stop debating over Balrog wings.

Eorl of Rohan · 10-06-2005, 04:00 AM

Granted. People no longer debate over Balrog wings, but the post by 1000 reader made the combatants forget exactly what they were fighting for, and they train their armpower instead on 1000 reader, who disintegrates into dust.

I wish people in this thread wouldn't keep granting wishes with 'so and so Sauron takes over the world' or some such.

Boromir88 · 10-06-2005, 05:41 AM

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I wish people in this thread wouldn't keep granting wishes with 'so and so Sauron takes over the world' or some such.

Your wish is granted. Saruman takes over the world because of the absense of Sauron, who is in Mordor living as a hippy.

I wish Celeborn was a block of cheese.

Hookbill the Goomba · 10-06-2005, 07:27 AM

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I wish Celeborn was a block of cheese.

Woosh! Look at that! He's a block of cheese. But you eat him. And you are allergic to cheese and so swell up to the size of Ireland and then burst.

I wish that the Elves could have fought at the Black Gate.

The 1,000 Reader · 10-06-2005, 10:02 AM

No offense Eorl, but that was a rather poor response. Their debating, not killing themselves with guns. Besides, I ducked.

On topic, your wish is granted. Unfortunately, Elrond is slain by the falling Morrannon and his children hold a series of wars against each other for the ownership of Rivendell.

I wish the shriek of a Nazgul would make Legolas run away screaming like a little girl.

10-06-2005, 04:00 AM	#4
Eorl of Rohan Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Seoul, South Korea Posts: 602	Granted. People no longer debate over Balrog wings, but the post by 1000 reader made the combatants forget exactly what they were fighting for, and they train their armpower instead on 1000 reader, who disintegrates into dust. I wish people in this thread wouldn't keep granting wishes with 'so and so Sauron takes over the world' or some such. __________________ There is no signature here.

10-06-2005, 12:32 AM	#3
The 1,000 Reader Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: I don't know. Eastern ME doesn't have maps. Posts: 527	Granted. Your house is now in the middle of nowhere. I wish people would stop debating over Balrog wings.

10-06-2005, 10:02 AM	#7
The 1,000 Reader Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: I don't know. Eastern ME doesn't have maps. Posts: 527	No offense Eorl, but that was a rather poor response. Their debating, not killing themselves with guns. Besides, I ducked. On topic, your wish is granted. Unfortunately, Elrond is slain by the falling Morrannon and his children hold a series of wars against each other for the ownership of Rivendell. I wish the shriek of a Nazgul would make Legolas run away screaming like a little girl.