Be careful what you wish for... - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

The 1,000 Reader · 10-06-2005, 12:32 AM

Granted. Your house is now in the middle of nowhere.

I wish people would stop debating over Balrog wings.

Eorl of Rohan · 10-06-2005, 04:00 AM

Granted. People no longer debate over Balrog wings, but the post by 1000 reader made the combatants forget exactly what they were fighting for, and they train their armpower instead on 1000 reader, who disintegrates into dust.

I wish people in this thread wouldn't keep granting wishes with 'so and so Sauron takes over the world' or some such.

Boromir88 · 10-06-2005, 05:41 AM

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I wish people in this thread wouldn't keep granting wishes with 'so and so Sauron takes over the world' or some such.

Your wish is granted. Saruman takes over the world because of the absense of Sauron, who is in Mordor living as a hippy.

I wish Celeborn was a block of cheese.

Hookbill the Goomba · 10-06-2005, 07:27 AM

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I wish Celeborn was a block of cheese.

Woosh! Look at that! He's a block of cheese. But you eat him. And you are allergic to cheese and so swell up to the size of Ireland and then burst.

I wish that the Elves could have fought at the Black Gate.

The 1,000 Reader · 10-06-2005, 10:02 AM

No offense Eorl, but that was a rather poor response. Their debating, not killing themselves with guns. Besides, I ducked.

On topic, your wish is granted. Unfortunately, Elrond is slain by the falling Morrannon and his children hold a series of wars against each other for the ownership of Rivendell.

I wish the shriek of a Nazgul would make Legolas run away screaming like a little girl.

Kitanna · 10-06-2005, 10:09 AM

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Originally Posted by The 1,000 Reader

I wish the shriek of a Nazgul would make Legolas run away screaming like a little girl.

Your wish is granted. After hearing the Nazgul shriek Legolas throws his arms up in the air and screams like a girl. As he's running away he runs face first into a tree. And there was much rejoicing.

I wish Celeborn would talk faster.

Hookbill the Goomba · 10-06-2005, 10:45 AM

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I wish Celeborn would talk faster.

Gandalf removes his hat (among other things), and pulls from it, a pile of stones. Then he says "Thine wish is granted" and throws the stones away as they were irrelevant.
He talks faster. Much faster. So fast, that as he talks to the fellowship, his jaw sets on fire and he burns down Lorien.

I wish Frodo had sold Bag-End to the Gaffer.

10-06-2005, 04:00 AM	#2
Eorl of Rohan Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Seoul, South Korea Posts: 602	Granted. People no longer debate over Balrog wings, but the post by 1000 reader made the combatants forget exactly what they were fighting for, and they train their armpower instead on 1000 reader, who disintegrates into dust. I wish people in this thread wouldn't keep granting wishes with 'so and so Sauron takes over the world' or some such. __________________ There is no signature here.

10-06-2005, 12:32 AM	#1
The 1,000 Reader Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: I don't know. Eastern ME doesn't have maps. Posts: 527	Granted. Your house is now in the middle of nowhere. I wish people would stop debating over Balrog wings.

10-06-2005, 10:02 AM	#5
The 1,000 Reader Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: I don't know. Eastern ME doesn't have maps. Posts: 527	No offense Eorl, but that was a rather poor response. Their debating, not killing themselves with guns. Besides, I ducked. On topic, your wish is granted. Unfortunately, Elrond is slain by the falling Morrannon and his children hold a series of wars against each other for the ownership of Rivendell. I wish the shriek of a Nazgul would make Legolas run away screaming like a little girl.