Be careful what you wish for...

[Eorl of Rohan]

Off Topic: I apologize, The 1000 Reader, if the remark seemed in bad taste to you. Now that I think of it, it might have been - sorry again.

Originally Posted by Hookbill the Goomba

I wish Frodo had sold Bag-End to the Gaffer.

Your wish is granted! Frodo sold the Bag-End to the Gaffer, who paid for it with bushels after bushels of potatos (having nothing else as a form of payment) and the overflowing stench of rotting potatos poison Frodo, and he dies of a potato-gas leak.

I wish my wish is not granted.