Be careful what you wish for...

[Glirdan]

I wish the Barrow-Wight got the ring

Your wish is granted. B-W saw Bilbo on his way to The Lonely Mountain and he killed Bilbo and took the Ring. He usurped Sauron from the throne and became the ruler of Middle-Earth where all his fellow Downer's had a city or village they owned. However, the subjects of those villages soon grew tired of endless disscussions about Warg and Warg-Riders, making up Crazy Captions for pictures of the Fellowship and endless debates on who/what/where Tom Bombadil came from/is and whether or not Balrog's had wings. They then rebbeled and usruped B-W from his throne and peace was restored in Middle-Earth, but the Downer's still lived there in peace and harmony.

I wish I could meet Daeron and learn to write good poetry. (singing after all is technically a form of poetry)