Be careful what you wish for...

[Thinlómien]

Originally Posted by Eorl of Rohan

I wish Hookbill was active in the roleplay section as well. (hey, I like it there!)

Your wish is granted. He is so active in the RPG section, that he crowds all games with his posts and everyone has problems with figuring out what characters other than Hookbill's have done or said, that RPG mods decide to banish him from the RPG sections. This causes Hookbill to be very depressed and at the end he kills himself by trying to send anthrax-powder to the RPG mods.

I wish that Arwen had fallen in love with Legolas instead of Aragorn.

[Glirdan]

Abra Kadabra!!! Your wish is granted. As soon as she laid eyes on Legolas, she forgot all about her love for Aragorn and became so deeply immersed in her woe because everyone knew tha Legolas didn't swing that way ( ) that she ended up dieing.

I wish that Fëanor and his sons weren't so bigheaded.

[Gothmog]

I wish that Fëanor and his sons weren't so bigheaded.

And your wish is granted. But The Silmarillion wouldn't be very interesting without them forever fighting for the jewels, so it ends up as a reeaaaally boring book about the elven life in Valinor, big brother style. 9875 years of intrigues in a bookseries of 342 books. And of course nobody reads them...

I wish the Ring was made of Winegum

[Gil-Galad]

Originally Posted by Gothmog

I wish the Ring was made of Winegum

your wish is granted, The Ring was much sought as being the one winegum to rule them all, but as the years go older, the Winegum got stale and harder, so everyone forgot about it and bought Reese Peanut Butter Cups and there was no story left to make LOTR's trilogy


I wish that all the weapons were switched around (Legolas gets Axe, Aragorn gets bow etc.)

[Hookbill the Goomba]

I wish that all the weapons were switched around (Legolas gets Axe, Aragorn gets bow etc.)

With a ping and a gong the wish was granted! However, Frodo now gets the saucepans and The Saucepan man chases him as he had stolen one of his favourites. Frodo then falls of the edge of a cliff and the ring is taken by The Barrow Wight! draw your own conclusions.

I wish that there were jelly babies in Middle Earth!

[The Elf-warrior]

I wish that there were jelly babies in Middle Earth!

Your wish is granted. But they work for Sauron and killed Eowyn and Merry at the Battle of Pellenor Fields before they had a chance to kill the Witch-King.

I wish that Tirion was really made of tuna.

[Boromir88]

I wish that Tirion was really made of tuna.

Your wish is granted, but the Middle-earth diet consists of purely tuna, and it took so much Tuna to build Tirion, everyone ended up starving.

I wish Aragorn would take a bath for once