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Hookbill the Goomba · 10-15-2005, 12:35 AM

Unfortunately, he landed on a pile of dead Orcs and was unharmed.

Lord Melkor · 10-15-2005, 03:24 AM

Fortunately the sudden shock of impact caused several of the severely decomposed Orc bodies to explode, covering Saruman with their rotting contents.

Eorl of Rohan · 10-15-2005, 06:51 AM

Unfortunately, no one dared to attack Saruman, or even get near him, even the most brave of warriors overwhelmed by the stench of rottings orc flesh all over him. Therefore he was free to do whatever he wished.

Glirdan · 10-15-2005, 07:27 AM

Fortunatetly, Gandalf brought Johnny the Stinky Balrog along and no one could face that stench, not even Saruman and thus, Gandalf was able to control Saruman.

Hookbill the Goomba · 10-15-2005, 11:17 AM

Unfortunately, Gandalf was not aware of this, as he'd been smoking all of Saruman's Long bottom leaf.

Gil-Galad · 10-15-2005, 12:58 PM

Fortunately Pippin was and now was Peregin Took, Overlord of Middle Earth

The Elf-warrior · 10-15-2005, 01:03 PM

Unfortunately his parachute didn't open when he tried jumping from Orthanc.

10-15-2005, 12:35 AM	#1
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Unfortunately, he landed on a pile of dead Orcs and was unharmed. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

10-15-2005, 06:51 AM	#3
Eorl of Rohan Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Seoul, South Korea Posts: 602	Unfortunately, no one dared to attack Saruman, or even get near him, even the most brave of warriors overwhelmed by the stench of rottings orc flesh all over him. Therefore he was free to do whatever he wished. __________________ There is no signature here.

10-15-2005, 07:27 AM	#4
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Fortunatetly, Gandalf brought Johnny the Stinky Balrog along and no one could face that stench, not even Saruman and thus, Gandalf was able to control Saruman. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

10-15-2005, 11:17 AM	#5
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Unfortunately, Gandalf was not aware of this, as he'd been smoking all of Saruman's Long bottom leaf. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

10-15-2005, 12:58 PM	#6
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Fortunately Pippin was and now was Peregin Took, Overlord of Middle Earth __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

10-15-2005, 03:24 AM	#2
Lord Melkor Haunting Spirit Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 78	Fortunately the sudden shock of impact caused several of the severely decomposed Orc bodies to explode, covering Saruman with their rotting contents.

10-15-2005, 01:03 PM	#7
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Unfortunately his parachute didn't open when he tried jumping from Orthanc. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.