Be careful what you wish for... - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

HerenIstarion · 10-15-2005, 08:08 AM

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I wish Manwe and Mandos and Ulmo waged war on each other

Your wish is granted. They play Rock, Paper, Scissors, and Mandos wins. The losing two are kept in his halls until the end of Arda.

I wish Palantiri had remote controls

Hookbill the Goomba · 10-15-2005, 11:21 AM

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I wish Palantiri had remote controls

Granted. They now have remote controls so Saruman drives his around his room all day and night as he lost his remote control car years ago. He ends up killing Gandalf by leaving it on the stairs.

I wish Orthank was made of fangs, to go with the name Mount Fang.

Glirdan · 10-15-2005, 11:24 AM

ZAAP!! Whish Granted. Orthanc became Mount Fang and Mount Doom became Mount Zoom. Since Mount Zoom went so fast, it couldn't see where it was going and crashed into Mount Fang which brought it's early demise. Unfortunately, Mount Fang lost all appetitie for anything else and turned back into Orthanc, with Saruman imprisoned in it.

I Turgon would have been the first High King of the Noldor.

Hookbill the Goomba · 10-16-2005, 09:46 AM

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I Turgon would have been the first High King of the Noldor.

Granted. But he takes the phrase "High King" a little too literally and decided that he has to go on stilts all the time and his throne has to be suspended on a pole. He falls of after three minuets and dies.

I wish that Gandalf and the Witch King became best friends.

Eorl of Rohan · 10-16-2005, 06:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Hookbill the Goomba

I wish that Gandalf and the Witch King became best friends.

Wee! Now these two are best friends ever. However, as it is theoretically impossible to ever love anyone more than oneself, (Love directed toward another in in fact the sub-division of self-love that deals in giving metal pleasure to oneself by loving the other.) Gandalf IS Witch King, which, despite the immensity of this, does not change the fact that Frodo destroyed the ring, because fate governs mysteriously and this incident has been pre-ordained from the first.

I wish Sauron would come kill our president.

The 1,000 Reader · 10-16-2005, 08:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Eorl of Rohan

I wish Sauron would come kill our president.

Granted. However, Bush is actually the remains of Sauron in this world(proof of this is a picture of him wearing a new "One Ring,") and so Bush kills himself at the end of his term and reforms sixty years later, wins the election, and becomes the president once more.

I wish Sauron didn't stupidly send his army out one werewolf at a time to face Huan.

Eorl of Rohan · 10-16-2005, 08:55 PM

Er, Bush isn't my country's president. In fact, he's our mortal enemy.

EDIT: Although, to tell the truth, I had wished the exactly same thing as your last wish when I read Unfinished Tales. Is he stupid, or what? Just swarm the dog over with a whole pack and there'd been no consquences.

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Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	ZAAP!! Whish Granted. Orthanc became Mount Fang and Mount Doom became Mount Zoom. Since Mount Zoom went so fast, it couldn't see where it was going and crashed into Mount Fang which brought it's early demise. Unfortunately, Mount Fang lost all appetitie for anything else and turned back into Orthanc, with Saruman imprisoned in it. I Turgon would have been the first High King of the Noldor. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

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Eorl of Rohan Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Seoul, South Korea Posts: 602	Er, Bush isn't my country's president. In fact, he's our mortal enemy. EDIT: Although, to tell the truth, I had wished the exactly same thing as your last wish when I read Unfinished Tales. Is he stupid, or what? Just swarm the dog over with a whole pack and there'd been no consquences. __________________ There is no signature here.