Be careful what you wish for...

[Hookbill the Goomba]

I wish Sauron didn't stupidly send his army out one werewolf at a time to face Huan.

Pop! Granted! He sends them out in one big group, accompanied by many normal villagers and Huan has to play an extra long W-W game before continuing the quest. Unfortunately, he's not very good at it and hangs Luthien on the first night.

I wish the three elven rings had not failed when the one was destroyed.

[The 1,000 Reader]

Originally Posted by Hookbill the Goomba

I wish the three elven rings had not failed when the one was destroyed.

Granted. The elven rings keep their power. Unfortunately, this means that they have no ties to the one ring or any of the other rings and thus they are too weak to make a difference.


I wish the Barad-Dur crumbled the first time it was built because Sauron never put in the foundations when he should have.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

I wish the Barad-Dur crumbled the first time it was built because Sauron never put in the foundations when he should have.

G-g-g-g-g-g-granted! Barad-dur is falling down! Falling Down! Falling down! And so on. However, learning from his mistake, Sauron builds the tower bigger and better with foundations so deep that he wakens five hundred Balrogs and they all come into his service!

I wish Ents would ride on Oliphants.

[Kitanna]

Originally Posted by Hookbill the Goomba

I wish Ents would ride on Oliphants.

And your wish is granted! Ents take up oliphant riding and everyone in Middle-Earth is terrified of them. They just stomp and herd everything in sight!

I wish Peter Jackson had put a huge song and dance number into ROTK.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Originally Posted by Kitanna

I wish Peter Jackson had put a huge song and dance number into ROTK.

Wow! Gandalf makes fireworks the size of houses and your wish is granted! Jackson puts a huge song and dance number into the end of The Return of the King. It is sung by all the elves on the boat to Valinor! But everyone is so fed up with waiting for the end that they go around to Jackson's house and fill it with custard.

I wish more Hobbits would believe Bilbo's story and read the Red Book.

[Eorl of Rohan]

Originally Posted by Hookbill the Goomba

I wish more Hobbits would believe Bilbo's story and read the Red Book.

Yay! Now everyone believes Bilbo. In fact, now it is the rage in all the Hobbiton to purchase a 'leather-bound, brand-new copy of the Red Book, signed personally by Bilbo himself, now on sale - limited supply. Don't miss this chance!'. This fad eventually bankrupts almost all hobbits, (except for the illiterate and the already-broke) and the whole Shire territory is sold off to Lobelia Baggins (Illiterate) who eventually create a "Lob" dynasty over the said countryside.

I wish Faramir were only half-brother with Boromir, so that he could feel to scruple in killing him and taking over the throne instead of Aragorn.