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luthien-elvenprincess · 10-19-2005, 04:52 PM

Gandalf the Grey's graduation picture...Class of 18 F.A.
"Voted most likely to travel long distances"

Lord Melkor · 10-19-2005, 06:04 PM

Sauron's transformation after the Nazgul had signed him up for 'Queer Eye for the Straight Guy' was quite impressive.

CaptainofDespair · 10-19-2005, 06:33 PM

Legolas was never very good at cooking. This time, however, the flour exploded all over the place. Too bad he didn't realized that 'everywhere' also meant 'all over himself'.

Alcarillo · 10-19-2005, 06:50 PM

By some strange Be careful what you wish for... twist of fate, Sauron and Galadriel married and had a daughter.

The Only Real Estel · 10-19-2005, 07:18 PM

How Sauron really dealt with his prisoners...

Sauron: "I want to show you my mask. I use it on all my "patients," though you may not find it frightening...*puts on mask* THERE'S NOTHING TO FEAR, BUT FEAR ITSELF!"

ElentariGreenleaf · 10-20-2005, 03:27 AM

Sauron stared daily at the life-size poster of himself, wishing he hadn't traded in his white outfit for his black one. People had liked him until then...

HerenIstarion · 10-20-2005, 03:31 AM

Gil-Galad: Timeo Danaos et dona ferentes...
Elrond: What?
Gil-Galad: Um, right, wrong epic. I mean, I don't trust that Annatar guy at all

10-19-2005, 04:52 PM	#1
luthien-elvenprincess Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: what are you doing here? did you come here to eat my popcorn? Posts: 1,031	Gandalf the Grey's graduation picture...Class of 18 F.A. "Voted most likely to travel long distances" __________________ York Peppermint Patties taste better than Pearson's Peppermint Patties! But, Junior Mints are the best!

10-19-2005, 06:04 PM	#2
Lord Melkor Haunting Spirit Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 78	Sauron's transformation after the Nazgul had signed him up for 'Queer Eye for the Straight Guy' was quite impressive. __________________ 'I am the Elder king: Melkor, first and mightiest of all the Valar, who was before the world, and made it. The shadow of my purpose lies upon Arda, and all that is in it bends slowly and surely to my will.'

10-19-2005, 07:18 PM	#5
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Batman Begins/Lord of the Rings How Sauron really dealt with his prisoners... Sauron: "I want to show you my mask. I use it on all my "patients," though you may not find it frightening...puts on mask THERE'S NOTHING TO FEAR, BUT FEAR ITSELF!"

10-20-2005, 03:27 AM	#6
ElentariGreenleaf Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Look, I'm over there! Posts: 496	Sauron stared daily at the life-size poster of himself, wishing he hadn't traded in his white outfit for his black one. People had liked him until then... __________________ There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot. Website\|Art

10-20-2005, 03:31 AM	#7
HerenIstarion Deadnight Chanter Join Date: Sep 2000 Posts: 4,244	Gil-Galad: Timeo Danaos et dona ferentes... Elrond: What? Gil-Galad: Um, right, wrong epic. I mean, I don't trust that Annatar guy at all __________________ Egroeg Ihkhsal - Would you believe in the love at first sight? - Yes I'm certain that it happens all the time!

10-19-2005, 06:33 PM	#3
CaptainofDespair Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 413	Legolas was never very good at cooking. This time, however, the flour exploded all over the place. Too bad he didn't realized that 'everywhere' also meant 'all over himself'.

10-19-2005, 06:50 PM	#4
Alcarillo Shadow of the Past Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Minas Mor-go Posts: 1,007	By some strange Be careful what you wish for... twist of fate, Sauron and Galadriel married and had a daughter.