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Hookbill the Goomba · 10-21-2005, 09:33 AM

Sauron: I demand a new picture!

Denethor: Speak one more time, Faramir, and I'll clobber you to death with this stick. Is that clear? ... ... I said, 'is that clear?'

Faramir: ... yes?

Denethor: RIGHT! I warned you!

OR the obligatory;

Denethor: Gandalf, your uncloaking does not please me!

Rimbaud · 10-21-2005, 09:39 AM

"Wise man...mumble mumble...eye of a needle...bigger I say! Make the needle bigger!"

Gothmog · 10-21-2005, 09:43 AM

Denethor: I hate this, looking all girlish in this hair...I'll get PJ for this.

Or

Denethor: How come Gandalf got a long, nice staff while I only have this little twig?

Or

Denethor (thinking): Nobody will ever beat me in a staring contest. I've been training on that statue for years now.

Or

Gandalf: Denny, have I ever told you about the resemblence between you and a rather jolly fellow I know by the name Gollum?
Denethor:

Or Denethor the Werewolf: Must not...must not kill...feeling urge for blood getting stronger...must keep hiding...

**The Saucepan Man** · 10-21-2005, 09:58 AM

Their crude results notwithstanding, Denethor jealously guarded his curling tongs.

THE Ka · 10-21-2005, 10:07 AM

After a long 'embassy' trip to Mordor, cleverly disguised as a vacation, Denethor discovers that the state of his living has changed on him...

" Oh, it is so nice to be bac... Oh dear Eru! What is that pattern on the walls!? Faramir! I swear, if you are going to try so hard at interior design, it would be better to start with the interior of your head first! No wonder everyone thinks i'm mad..."

~ Aesthete

Kitanna · 10-21-2005, 10:39 AM

Denethor is far from impressed with Faramir and Pippin's performance of West Side Story
Denthor: My eyes burn!

or

Denethor witnesses what will happen when milk is allowed to sit for more than two weeks.

Mithalwen · 10-21-2005, 10:55 AM

Denethor was determined to get the part of the Cowardly Lion in the Wizard of Oz

or funnily enough, Denethor's pet was a grumpy looking Pekingese

Mithalwen · 10-21-2005, 10:56 AM

Denethor desperately needed the loo... but he didn't want to admit his hands were superglued to his staff...

Hookbill the Goomba · 10-21-2005, 11:02 AM

Denethor: For the last time, I am not the King of the Dead!

OR

Gandalf's suggestion that Balrogs have wings was not well received by Denethor.

mormegil · 10-21-2005, 11:24 AM

Maestro Denethor, master conducter was always rather sensitive when told that his baton was slightly oversized.

Estelyn Telcontar · 10-21-2005, 11:46 AM

Denethor: Is there no one who will tell me how many angels can dance on the head of this pin?

Oddwen · 10-21-2005, 12:07 PM

Denethor was not happy that his other autographed custom Travis Barker special edition hand-carved Vic Firth 12C drumstick had been used for a toilet plunger.

Or...

"Nobody uses this turkey baster except me. NOBODY!"

Or...

Nobody was very surprised when Denethor wrapped gold leaf on the end of a stick and proclaimed himself his son's "fairy godmother".

CaptainofDespair · 10-21-2005, 12:28 PM

Denethor: I will not be relegated to the Old Man in the Tower! I know what happened to the Old Man and the Sea, and the Old Woman who lived in a Shoe! You...will...no...*falls asleep*

Gandalf: See, Faramir. All you have to do is get him to wear himself out, and he'll fall right to sleep.

Glirdan · 10-21-2005, 02:25 PM

Denethor: Why am I in here? I'm NOT supposed to be here!!! Where am I!?!? OHHH!!!! I HATE MapQuest!!!!

or

Denethor: I DID not order these life sized Merry and Pippin salt and pepper shakers!!! I ordered the life sized version of my son as a juice jug!!! Does that look like my son to you!?!?

Gandalf: I'm sorry my liege, but your son is dead.

Denethor: No he's not!! He's just pretending to be dead so he can surprise me by being the juice jug!! Sheez, and you call yourself a Maia.

Hookbill the Goomba · 10-21-2005, 02:37 PM

Denethor: Hit me with your staff again, Gandalf. I dare you! I double dare you!

Bêthberry · 10-21-2005, 02:52 PM

Denethor simply could not face the prospect of more visits to the dentist or yet more hot oil treatments.

Boromir88 · 10-21-2005, 03:28 PM

Denethor: Ok, students, I'm taking the place of Gandalf as your teacher today...and don't call me a substitute teacher! I'm an instructor from the County...got that!

P.S., anyone wondering wth is Boromir talking about? Just a highschool experience where a substitute teacher refused to be called a sub.

**The Saucepan Man** · 10-21-2005, 04:39 PM

Much subsequent grief could have been avoided had people taken notice when Denethor took a giant matchstick as his sceptre.

Rune Son of Bjarne · 10-21-2005, 05:10 PM

Denethor, Steward and president of the don't kill the messenger association. Gets horribel news and gets an sudden urge too kill the nearest person.

(mabey not that funny, but hey I got to start someplace)

The Elf-warrior · 10-21-2005, 06:45 PM

Denethor: "No, Peregrin Took, this is not an Oliphaunt toothpick!"

Meela · 10-21-2005, 07:10 PM

Not even the temptation of his very own burnin' battleship bath-set could make Denethor co-operate at bath time.

luthien-elvenprincess · 10-21-2005, 07:25 PM

Denethor grabbed the little slicker's (Pippen) cue stick as soon as he realized he was being hustled.

The Only Real Estel · 10-21-2005, 08:44 PM

Denethor decided to attempt his own version of the wrist-braking-tear-a-phonebook-in-half trick by tearing a small paper scroll in half:

"Nnnnerrgg! Almost...got...it...eeerrggg!!"

Hookbill the Goomba · 10-22-2005, 12:49 AM

After a vigorous clean of the whole palace Denethor sits down only to notice a speck on the highest window.

OR

Denethor: If you say that again, Gandalf, it will be my turn to get angry. Then you would see Denethor the steward un-

Gandalf: Don't even think about it! That's my gimmick! Get your own!

Morsul the Dark · 10-22-2005, 10:23 AM

Denny-boy-Why am I always "it" I hate playing Hide and Seek with you guys it so unfair.

Gandalf-We're unfair? you cheat always using the palantir to find us

D-thats not cheating its strategic!

G-Cheater Cheater poopy-eater!

Firefoot · 10-22-2005, 10:48 AM

Denethor: For the third time, I am NOT playing with a plastic lightsaber!

Morsul the Dark · 10-22-2005, 10:54 AM

Denetor's mom(offscreen): Have you thought about what you've done?

D:yes mom

DM:Then you can come out of time out now

Glirdan · 10-22-2005, 11:19 AM

Denethor: I will NOT bow to this Ranger from the North!!!

Gandalf: But he can protect you!!

Denethor: I don't care if Minas Tirith is filled with Werewolves!!! I will not be protected by a measely peasent who claims to be King!!!

Hookbill the Goomba · 10-22-2005, 11:31 AM

Someone stole Denethor's Teddy Bear!

OR

Denethor: I am steward of this realm, and when I say 'dance' I want you to dance!

Gandalf: I'm leaving.

Alcarillo · 10-22-2005, 01:04 PM

Denethor was not amused by the whoopie cushion Pippin had placed on his chair.

Lalwendë · 10-22-2005, 01:07 PM

Denethor: "They ruined all my dreams of glory! Damn them! Throwing me out of the majorette troupe just because I refused to wear their stupid pink mini-skirts!"

OR

Denethor is fuming when he finds he has only been placed third in the finals of the All-Gondor Air Drumming Championship.

Hookbill the Goomba · 10-22-2005, 01:21 PM

Denethor: Gandalf! You put jelly on my seat!

Gandalf: *whistles*

OR

Denethor: What is that terrible, awful, truly disgusting smell? Oh, hello Aragorn.

Lalwendë · 10-22-2005, 02:44 PM

Ken Dodd was furious when the Diddy Men destroyed his tickling stick. It would be double shifts at the jam butty mine for weeks.

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 10-22-2005, 03:32 PM

The rollercoaster is about to start, but Denethor is in no mood to have fun.

The Only Real Estel · 10-22-2005, 06:07 PM

Denethor discovered a strange and terrible new sensation: A charley-horse in the rear.

(edit: charley-horse: a severe muscular cramp, especially in the upper leg) if you've never had one before I envy you...

The Elf-warrior · 10-22-2005, 10:31 PM

What he was writing in his diary:

Dear diary, Mithrandir visited me today and he was unbelievably annoying, a hypocritical whiner, self-righteous, arrogant to the max and incredibly disrespectful of the humble office of Steward, supercilious, subtiley advancing the perfidious plots of that smiling villain Aragorn, (Do I need to remind you of the way he slithered into my father's heart?), a liar, proverb peddler, cheesy moral-monger, and as a new form of villainy he brought a Halfling to spy on me! Peregrin Took has been peregrinating long enough with that devil who now calls himself Gandalf the White. I have to leave now because that Halfing is about.

Your longsuffering Steward,

Denethor

mormegil · 10-22-2005, 11:08 PM

Denethor: By the power of Gondor I HAVE THE POWER.

*nothing happens*

Denethor: Aww Crap! I swear this worked before.

Hookbill the Goomba · 10-23-2005, 01:35 AM

Denethor: If you are indeed wise, Mithrandir, then let a gallon of oil fall from the sky onto my head. *splosh*... Very funny.

OR

Denethor: This eagle is really trying my patience! I thought it was supposed to come back to my arm!

Boromir88 · 10-23-2005, 08:02 AM

Denethor: The answers always no!

or,

Denethor gives everyone an example of what a burning effigy is.

Gothmog · 10-23-2005, 08:44 AM

Denethor tries telepathy: chiiicken. I want chiiicken. Bring me it noooow....

Or

Denethor's new party trick with white eyes went totally unnoticed as Gandalf brought fireworks...

Or

Denethor wasn't at all happy with his role as he were soon going to die. In a desperate attempt to stay in the movies he tried to show PJ his talents in playing undead: Look! What if I come back as a steward-ghoul? Or zombie? I can look really horrifying! No? All this practice wasted...

10-21-2005, 09:33 AM	#7881
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Thumbs up from the Dead Hand Sauron: I demand a new picture! Denethor: Speak one more time, Faramir, and I'll clobber you to death with this stick. Is that clear? ... ... I said, 'is that clear?' Faramir: ... yes? Denethor: RIGHT! I warned you! OR the obligatory; Denethor: Gandalf, your uncloaking does not please me! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

10-21-2005, 09:39 AM	#7882
Rimbaud The Perilous Poet Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Heart of the matter Posts: 1,062	"Wise man...mumble mumble...eye of a needle...bigger I say! Make the needle bigger!" __________________ And all the rest is literature

10-21-2005, 09:43 AM	#7883
Gothmog Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Where I lay my head is home Posts: 421	Denethor: I hate this, looking all girlish in this hair...I'll get PJ for this. Or Denethor: How come Gandalf got a long, nice staff while I only have this little twig? Or Denethor (thinking): Nobody will ever beat me in a staring contest. I've been training on that statue for years now. Or Gandalf: Denny, have I ever told you about the resemblence between you and a rather jolly fellow I know by the name Gollum? Denethor: Or Denethor the Werewolf: Must not...must not kill...feeling urge for blood getting stronger...must keep hiding... __________________ Three switched witches watch three Swatch watch switches. Which switched witch watch which Swatch watch switch? He who breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom ~Lurker...

10-21-2005, 09:58 AM	#7884
The Saucepan Man Corpus Cacophonous Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A green and pleasant land Posts: 8,390	Their crude results notwithstanding, Denethor jealously guarded his curling tongs. __________________ Do you mind? I'm busy doing the fishstick. It's a very delicate state of mind!

10-21-2005, 10:07 AM	#7885
THE Ka Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: As with the flygja Posts: 1,403	After a long 'embassy' trip to Mordor, cleverly disguised as a vacation, Denethor discovers that the state of his living has changed on him... " Oh, it is so nice to be bac... Oh dear Eru! What is that pattern on the walls!? Faramir! I swear, if you are going to try so hard at interior design, it would be better to start with the interior of your head first! No wonder everyone thinks i'm mad..." ~ Aesthete __________________ Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni?

10-21-2005, 10:39 AM	#7886
Kitanna Child of the West Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Watching President Fillmore ride a unicorn Posts: 2,132	Denethor is far from impressed with Faramir and Pippin's performance of West Side Story Denthor: My eyes burn! or Denethor witnesses what will happen when milk is allowed to sit for more than two weeks. __________________ "Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry." - Mark Twain

10-21-2005, 10:55 AM	#7887
Mithalwen Pilgrim Soul Join Date: May 2004 Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle... Posts: 9,461	Denethor was determined to get the part of the Cowardly Lion in the Wizard of Oz or funnily enough, Denethor's pet was a grumpy looking Pekingese __________________ “But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.” Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace

10-21-2005, 10:56 AM	#7888
Mithalwen Pilgrim Soul Join Date: May 2004 Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle... Posts: 9,461	Denethor desperately needed the loo... but he didn't want to admit his hands were superglued to his staff... __________________ “But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.” Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace

10-21-2005, 11:02 AM	#7889
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Denethor: For the last time, I am not the King of the Dead! OR Gandalf's suggestion that Balrogs have wings was not well received by Denethor. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

10-21-2005, 11:24 AM	#7890
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,651	Maestro Denethor, master conducter was always rather sensitive when told that his baton was slightly oversized. __________________ “I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”

10-21-2005, 11:46 AM	#7891
Estelyn Telcontar Princess of Skwerlz Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: where the Sea is eastwards (WtR: 6060 miles) Posts: 7,500	Denethor: Is there no one who will tell me how many angels can dance on the head of this pin? __________________ 'Mercy!' cried Gandalf. 'If the giving of information is to be the cure of your inquisitiveness, I shall spend all the rest of my days in answering you. What more do you want to know?' 'The whole history of Middle-earth...'

10-21-2005, 12:07 PM	#7892
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,145	Denethor was not happy that his other autographed custom Travis Barker special edition hand-carved Vic Firth 12C drumstick had been used for a toilet plunger. Or... "Nobody uses this turkey baster except me. NOBODY!" Or... Nobody was very surprised when Denethor wrapped gold leaf on the end of a stick and proclaimed himself his son's "fairy godmother". __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door Last edited by Oddwen; 10-21-2005 at 12:13 PM.

10-21-2005, 12:28 PM	#7893
CaptainofDespair Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 413	Denethor: I will not be relegated to the Old Man in the Tower! I know what happened to the Old Man and the Sea, and the Old Woman who lived in a Shoe! You...will...no...falls asleep Gandalf: See, Faramir. All you have to do is get him to wear himself out, and he'll fall right to sleep.

10-21-2005, 02:25 PM	#7894
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Denethor: Why am I in here? I'm NOT supposed to be here!!! Where am I!?!? OHHH!!!! I HATE MapQuest!!!! or Denethor: I DID not order these life sized Merry and Pippin salt and pepper shakers!!! I ordered the life sized version of my son as a juice jug!!! Does that look like my son to you!?!? Gandalf: I'm sorry my liege, but your son is dead. Denethor: No he's not!! He's just pretending to be dead so he can surprise me by being the juice jug!! Sheez, and you call yourself a Maia. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

10-21-2005, 02:37 PM	#7895
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Denethor: Hit me with your staff again, Gandalf. I dare you! I double dare you! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

10-21-2005, 02:52 PM	#7896
Bêthberry Cryptic Aura Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 6,003	Denethor simply could not face the prospect of more visits to the dentist or yet more hot oil treatments. __________________ I’ll sing his roots off. I’ll sing a wind up and blow leaf and branch away.

10-21-2005, 03:28 PM	#7897
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,521	Denethor: Ok, students, I'm taking the place of Gandalf as your teacher today...and don't call me a substitute teacher! I'm an instructor from the County...got that! P.S., anyone wondering wth is Boromir talking about? Just a highschool experience where a substitute teacher refused to be called a sub. __________________ Fenris Penguin

10-21-2005, 04:39 PM	#7898
The Saucepan Man Corpus Cacophonous Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A green and pleasant land Posts: 8,390	Much subsequent grief could have been avoided had people taken notice when Denethor took a giant matchstick as his sceptre. __________________ Do you mind? I'm busy doing the fishstick. It's a very delicate state of mind!

10-21-2005, 06:45 PM	#7900
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Denethor: "No, Peregrin Took, this is not an Oliphaunt toothpick!" __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

10-21-2005, 07:10 PM	#7901
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,049	Not even the temptation of his very own burnin' battleship bath-set could make Denethor co-operate at bath time. __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.

10-21-2005, 07:25 PM	#7902
luthien-elvenprincess Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: what are you doing here? did you come here to eat my popcorn? Posts: 1,031	Denethor grabbed the little slicker's (Pippen) cue stick as soon as he realized he was being hustled. __________________ York Peppermint Patties taste better than Pearson's Peppermint Patties! But, Junior Mints are the best!

10-21-2005, 08:44 PM	#7903
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Denethor decided to attempt his own version of the wrist-braking-tear-a-phonebook-in-half trick by tearing a small paper scroll in half: "Nnnnerrgg! Almost...got...it...eeerrggg!!"

10-22-2005, 12:49 AM	#7904
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	After a vigorous clean of the whole palace Denethor sits down only to notice a speck on the highest window. OR Denethor: If you say that again, Gandalf, it will be my turn to get angry. Then you would see Denethor the steward un- Gandalf: Don't even think about it! That's my gimmick! Get your own! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

10-22-2005, 10:23 AM	#7905
Morsul the Dark Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 3,448	Denny-boy-Why am I always "it" I hate playing Hide and Seek with you guys it so unfair. Gandalf-We're unfair? you cheat always using the palantir to find us D-thats not cheating its strategic! G-Cheater Cheater poopy-eater! __________________ Morsul the Resurrected

10-22-2005, 10:48 AM	#7906
Firefoot Illusionary Holbytla Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 7,547	Denethor: For the third time, I am NOT playing with a plastic lightsaber!

10-22-2005, 10:54 AM	#7907
Morsul the Dark Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 3,448	Denetor's mom(offscreen): Have you thought about what you've done? D:yes mom DM:Then you can come out of time out now __________________ Morsul the Resurrected

10-22-2005, 11:19 AM	#7908
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Denethor: I will NOT bow to this Ranger from the North!!! Gandalf: But he can protect you!! Denethor: I don't care if Minas Tirith is filled with Werewolves!!! I will not be protected by a measely peasent who claims to be King!!! __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

10-22-2005, 11:31 AM	#7909
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	<--- There is a rat in this pipe! Someone stole Denethor's Teddy Bear! OR Denethor: I am steward of this realm, and when I say 'dance' I want you to dance! Gandalf: I'm leaving. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

10-22-2005, 01:04 PM	#7910
Alcarillo Shadow of the Past Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Minas Mor-go Posts: 1,007	Denethor was not amused by the whoopie cushion Pippin had placed on his chair.

10-22-2005, 01:07 PM	#7911
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Denethor: "They ruined all my dreams of glory! Damn them! Throwing me out of the majorette troupe just because I refused to wear their stupid pink mini-skirts!" OR Denethor is fuming when he finds he has only been placed third in the finals of the All-Gondor Air Drumming Championship. __________________ Gordon's alive!

10-22-2005, 01:21 PM	#7912
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Denethor: Gandalf! You put jelly on my seat! Gandalf: whistles OR Denethor: What is that terrible, awful, truly disgusting smell? Oh, hello Aragorn. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

10-22-2005, 02:44 PM	#7913
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Ken Dodd was furious when the Diddy Men destroyed his tickling stick. It would be double shifts at the jam butty mine for weeks. __________________ Gordon's alive!

10-22-2005, 03:32 PM	#7914
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	The rollercoaster is about to start, but Denethor is in no mood to have fun. __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

10-22-2005, 06:07 PM	#7915
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Denethor discovered a strange and terrible new sensation: A charley-horse in the rear. (edit: charley-horse: a severe muscular cramp, especially in the upper leg) if you've never had one before I envy you... Last edited by The Only Real Estel; 10-22-2005 at 07:56 PM.

10-22-2005, 10:31 PM	#7916
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Pippin's candid photo of Denethor: What he was writing in his diary: Dear diary, Mithrandir visited me today and he was unbelievably annoying, a hypocritical whiner, self-righteous, arrogant to the max and incredibly disrespectful of the humble office of Steward, supercilious, subtiley advancing the perfidious plots of that smiling villain Aragorn, (Do I need to remind you of the way he slithered into my father's heart?), a liar, proverb peddler, cheesy moral-monger, and as a new form of villainy he brought a Halfling to spy on me! Peregrin Took has been peregrinating long enough with that devil who now calls himself Gandalf the White. I have to leave now because that Halfing is about. Your longsuffering Steward, Denethor __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.