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Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Next Sunday A.D.
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Pippin listening to "Gandalf Uncloaked" jokes...for the Nth time. Or... Hiss!! Or... NI! Or... But if you aerodynamate the crystals, there's no way that the putrillescence can magnanimate the filament! You foul dwimmerlaik!
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10-31-2005, 11:03 AM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
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Denethor: You there! Imbecile!
Pippin: It's pronounced; ‘Peregrin!’
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10-31-2005, 02:56 PM
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Pilgrim Soul
Join Date: May 2004
Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle...
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Richard Hammond *thud*
With a haircut and a change of clothes, Pippin landed the job as a "Top Gear" presenter...
http://www.f4group.co.uk/images/richard_hammond.jpg
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A Mere Boggart
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: under the bed
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Quote:
 Keith Harris: "This black cloak and Pippin puppet routine isn't working so well. I think I'll get Orville out of retirement for the panto season."
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10-31-2005, 05:26 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Look, I'm over there!
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Pippin tried his best to stare down shadowfax, but the beast just wasn't going to give in...
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10-31-2005, 07:05 PM
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Shade of Carn Dűm
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: In the warm bosom of a Warg
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As Billy Boyd hears PJ suggesting that the character of Denethor 'get a little more unhinged' he struggles to contain his displeasure.
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11-01-2005, 12:58 AM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
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Oh good grief!
Pippin: Look! I may be a fool of a Took, but I think it's time for a new picture!
 No matter how famous your band is, the mysterious microphone thief will always strike! OR W-k: Look, it's quite simple! Blade + Stomach = Death! OR, as we always need one; W-K: If that Gandalf thinks he can uncloak again, he' got another thing coming!
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11-01-2005, 06:52 AM
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Shade of Carn Dűm
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Where I lay my head is home
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The nazgul took a wrong turn and ended up in the ruins of Colosseum
OR The jawas from Star Wars entered the wrong door in the studio... OR RW on the left: Does anyone know why we have to wear these hoods? I can't see! The others: Oh, come on. Your such a whiner! If my hand didn't go straight through you I'd hit you! The first one: Ok, fine by me. Don't blame me when I miss his heart. OR Suddenly the light from a car soaring up the hill hit the Nazgul. They hesitated one moment but after realizing it was Gandalf in his Mustang, Shadowfax edition, they fled.
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Laconic Loreman
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: USA
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Closest Nazgul: (hereafter called the Witch-King) Hey Where's Nazgul #2's sword?
Nazgul in the Middle: (hereafter called Nazgul #1) I don't know, hey Nazgul #2 where's your sword? Nazgul #2: You can't see it because it's an invisible sword. Witch-King: Don't tell me you lost your sword again! Nazgul #2:....no, It's invisible! OR Witch-King: Ok, here's what we do. You'll flank around them and cut off their escapt to the back. I'll hold them in the front, and #2, you'll triangulate. Nazgul #2: Isosceles or Equilateral? W-k: Just do it! Nazgul #1: Ummm, we have a problem. W-K: What now! Nazgul #1: They escaped.
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11-01-2005, 07:15 AM
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Shade of Carn Dűm
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: In the warm bosom of a Warg
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As another pub empties when the Ringwraiths enter they begin to wonder if they're ever going to get that pint.
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11-01-2005, 07:23 AM
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A Mere Boggart
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: under the bed
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Little children all across Mordor wait with baited black breath as Brian, Derek and Floella Nazgul prepare to announce whether it will be the round, square or arched window today.
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11-01-2005, 07:59 AM
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Corpus Cacophonous
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: A green and pleasant land
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#3: I see #7 has forgotten his sword again.
#5: Tsk! He'd forget his gaping hole if it wasn't screwed on.
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11-01-2005, 08:08 AM
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Maundering Mage
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Texas
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The W-k or the first Nazgul is about to throw a world class temper trantrum
W-k: Ack! This cloak is so itchy I told him I didn't want wool, I specifically ordered a cotton-poly blend. or In this rare photo we observe unusual Nazgul social layering. The far Nazgul is clearing the beta-male attempting to schmooze the alpha-male, notice the sword lowered in a posture of submission. It is not shown but the alpha-male utterly rejects his approach.
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11-01-2005, 10:23 AM
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Raffish Rapscallion
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-(
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Looks like the SRS is making its rounds again...
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11-01-2005, 10:30 AM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
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Furthest Nazgűl: Can I have my pocket money?
OR W-K (Closest to camera): Someone stole my bag of Gold!  OR yet! W-K: Someone stole my wallet! Furthest Nazgűl: *whistles*
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11-01-2005, 12:18 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: |Away
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Three of the Ulairi froze in shock that the police had discovered them. What they needed were aliases, but what? Who...?
Nazgul (in unison with implied gestures): "Weeee represent tha' Lollipop Guild! The Lollipop Guild..." OR It was never really a wonder why "The Three Little Nazgul" never hit it off quite like the pig story... OR RW in front: "Oo! O! I've just gotten a nasty little splinter! Owwies!" Others: "..."
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11-01-2005, 12:51 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Look, I'm over there!
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Lol, the way the wraith on the right it standing made me laugh and think of this:
RW on right: Don't make me angry *eyes narrow* You wouldn't like me when I'm angry... |
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11-01-2005, 12:58 PM
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Sword of Spirit
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Oh, I'm around.
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Note: For the purposes of these captions, the Nazgul pictured shall be named, from left to right, #1, #2, and #3.
At the dog-track. #3: "Woo-hoo! Look at him go. I told you I'd pick a winner." #1: "Crap, I lose again." OR Frodo puking. #1: "Um... is he supposed to do that?" #2: "I don't think so... we didn't even stab him." #3: "Ew, Gross! He's throwing up! Keep it away, keep it away!" OR Fine Dining. #1: "Steak." #2: "Shrimp." #3: "Pizza!" #1 & #2:  OR A game of charades. #1: "#7, you are the worst charades person ever." #3: "Oo, ooh! I know! It's Pizza!" OR TV Gameshow. Announcer: "Congratulations, #3...You've just won... A Brand NEW CAR!" (music and cheering) #3: "Yes! I can hardly believe it!" OR Commercial Advertising. #1: "Snap." #2: "Crackle." #3: "Pizza!" #1 & #2: 
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11-01-2005, 01:01 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Look, I'm over there!
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I must congratulate you on your humour Gurthang! How do you think up so much from one pic? Hehe. Pizza!
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11-01-2005, 01:41 PM
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Pilgrim Soul
Join Date: May 2004
Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle...
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It is a little known fact that 2/3 of the undead are left-handed......
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11-01-2005, 01:47 PM
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Everlasting Whiteness
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams
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Poor Nazgul #1 just could not get the hang of rock, paper scissors:
Nazgul #1: I don't understand, rock should beat all! Nazgul #3: No, paper beats rock. Nazgul #1: But you can put a rock on top of paper! Nazgul #3: Just because you lost! Nazgul #2: Would you two please shut up, I'm trying to look menacing here! (#1 is closest to the camera, #3 furthest away)
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11-01-2005, 02:10 PM
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A Mere Boggart
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: under the bed
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The Ringwraiths prepare for another battle in the 'who's the best scary-hooded-undead-wraith' turf war against the Dementors.
OR Hoods? Check. Bling jewellery? Check. Bad attitude? Check. It's the Chavgul! Run for your lives!
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11-01-2005, 03:11 PM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
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The Ring wraith at the back is actually closer to the camera than the others; he's just a hobbit who wanted to get in with the cool crowd.
OR Even ring wraiths have heated political discussions.
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11-01-2005, 03:38 PM
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Raffish Rapscallion
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-(
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Frodo: "Help! Look! They're about to repress me!!"
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11-01-2005, 03:44 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Aug 2005
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I took from Hookbill a bit here:
The Ringwrath in the back is actually closer to the camera than the other two. With 37 mirrors, 2 fog machines, 1 overworked boom mic-holder, and several unnamed, starved camera men, PJ really pulled off incorporating some of that "magic" in the movies. OR All fell silent once three of the Nine accidently walked in on the set for Medea.
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Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew
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I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face! Fenris Wolf
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11-01-2005, 06:54 PM
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Haunting Spirit
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Tengiz, Kazahstan for 6 wks, then home for 2 wks. Blimey
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It's Halloween and the Nazgul fancy a bit of 'trick or treating', money being a bit short and all...
1st Nazgul: Right lads, we're we going first? 2nd Nazgul: I dunno but if we bump into some chavs can I egg 'em? 1st Nazgul: No, your sword should do the job 3rd Nazgul: If we're goin' trick or treating, should'nt we be wearing white sheets instead of black? 1st Nazgul: B*gg*r
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11-01-2005, 07:41 PM
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Gibbering Gibbet
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Beyond cloud nine
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THE THREE
Three Black Riders from the south are we, Pert as monsters well can be, Filled to the brim with ghoulish glee, Three Black Riders from Mordor! WITCH-KING Everything is a source of fun. (Chuckle) KHAMUL Nobody's safe, for we care for none! (Chuckle) ??? Life is a joke that's just begun! (Chuckle) THE THREE Three Black Riders from Mordor! THE THREE Three Black Riders who, all unwary, Come from a Ring-Wraith seminary, Freed from its genius tutelary-- Three Black Riders from Mordor! Three Black Riders from Mordor! WITCH-KING One Black-Rider cannot die -- KHAMUL Two Black Riders in attendance come— ??? Three Black Riders is the total sum. THE THREE Three Black Riders from Mordor! Three Black Riders from Mordor! WITCH-KING From three Black Riders take one away. KHAMUL Two Black Riders remain, and they-- ??? Won't have to wait very long, they say-- THE THREE Three Black Riders from Mordor! Three Black Riders from Mordor! THE THREE Three Black Riders who, all unwary, Come from a Ring-Wraith seminary, Freed from its genius tutelary-- Three Black Riders from Mordor! Three Black Riders from Mordor! * With more apologies than is possible to express to Gilbert and Sullivan
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11-01-2005, 08:26 PM
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Psyche of Prince Immortal
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis
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1st Nazgul: Is this the real life?
2nd Nazgul: Is this just fantasy? 3rd Nazgul: Caught in a land-slide 1st: oh escape from reality all: open your eyes...look up to the sky and seeeeee! 2nd: i'm just a poor boy i need no sympathy 1st and 3rd: because i'm easy come, easy go, little high little low 2nd: Anyway the wind blows, doesn't really matter to me, to me 1st: Mama, just killed a man 3rd: Put a gun against his head 1st: Pulled my trigger, now he's dead 3rd: Mama, life had just begun 1st: But now I've gone and thrown it all away 2nd: Mama, ooo 3rd: Didn't mean to make you cry 1st: If I'm not back again this time tomorrow 3rd: Carry on, carry on, as if nothing really matters 2nd: Too late, my time has come 1st: Sends shivers down my spine 2nd: Body's aching all the time 3rd: Goodbye everybody - I've got to go 2nd: Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth 3rd and 1st: Mama, ooo - (anyway the wind blows) 2nd: I don't want to die 2nd: I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all 1st: I see a little silhouetto of a man 3rd: Scaramouch, scaramouch will you do the fandango 1st: Thunderbolt and lightning - very very frightening me W-K: Gallileo, 3rd: Gallileo, Gallileo, 3rd: Gallileo, W-K and 3rd: Gallileo Figaro - magnifico 2nd: But I'm just a poor boy and nobody loves me 3rd: He's just a poor boy from a poor family 3rd: Spare him his life from this monstrosity 2nd: Easy come easy go - will you let me go 1st: Bismillah! No - we will not let you go - let him go 3rd: Bismillah! We will not let you go - let him go 1st: Bismillah! We will not let you go - let me go 1st and 2nd: Will not let you go - let me go (never) 3rd and 2nd: Never let you go - let me go 1st and 2nd: Never let me go - ooo 2nd: No, no, no, no, no, no, no - Oh mama mia, mama mia, mama mia let me go 1st: Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me for me for me 2nd: So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye 3rd: So you think you can love me and leave me to die 2nd: Oh baby - can't do this to me baby 3rd: Just gotta get out - just gotta get right outta here W-K: Ooh yeah, ooh yeah 1st: Nothing really matters 3rd: Anyone can see 2nd: Nothing really matters - nothing really matters to me Hobbits: Anyway the wind blows...
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Virginia.
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The Witch-King challenges Nazgul #3 to a duel.
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11-01-2005, 09:45 PM
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Psyche of Prince Immortal
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis
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(continued from E-W)
Nazgul #3: Are you asking for a challenge!!!!!!
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Raffish Rapscallion
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-(
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Christmas Caroling Time
We Three [Ex]Kings
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11-02-2005, 12:43 AM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
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Khamul: Just face it; we are lost, aren’t we?
W - K: No! We just... Don’t... Know... where we are. Khamul: OR No one came to the Nazgűl triplet’s birthday party. 
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11-02-2005, 06:18 AM
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Laconic Loreman
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: USA
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The two Nazgul onlookers watch as their Witch-King and Frodo battle in "paper, scissors, rock."
Frodo: Paper beats rock! WK: What' no, no, rock beats paper. Frodo: Paper covers rock! WK: Rock sits on paper!
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: May 2003
Location: The Party Tree
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WK: You know, it's not really fair....
Kamul: Ya, we have Gandalf the grey, Saruman the white and what are we?! Black riders. #3: We should be Riders the black!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ From Hobytlass's oldest lass: RW: Hey, we don't need the One Ring, we can get that Color ring. RW#2: Where?! RW#3: Hookbill's avatar
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11-02-2005, 10:12 AM
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Wight
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: In crazy captions waving an angry fist at the outside world
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W-K: Look i'm sure this is where we left the horses
hey can we get a different pic? i can't think of anything else
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
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W-K: Curses! I was so sure the hobbits would be here! I'm just a big fat, pathetic, stupid, looser!
Khamul: You're not fat. W-K: *scowl*
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11-02-2005, 11:51 AM
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Maundering Mage
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Texas
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 Pippin: Huh...a belt, how about that! Well that's ummm that's unexpected. I'm sure it will go to good use lady what with it holding up my pants and all, I'm sure this will help to save the world. or Galadriel: Samwise on your quest I will grant you one piece of future equipment. Samwise" *thinking* Please be a melon baller
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“I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.” Last edited by mormegil; 11-02-2005 at 02:31 PM. |
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
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Pippin: *reading* "Made in China" Hmmm...
OR Pippin: *reading* "Do not eat" Well duh!
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11-02-2005, 12:19 PM
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Child of the West
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Watching President Fillmore ride a unicorn
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Stupid Labels
Pippin: For internal or external use only...? or Pippin: Do not attempt to wield while sleeping.
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