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11-01-2005, 07:44 PM
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Sword of Spirit
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Oh, I'm around.
Posts: 1,401
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Werewolf pick-up lines...
If I were the Hunter, I'd choose myself to die for fear of hurting you.
If I were the Ranger, I'd keep you safe when it's dark. If I was a Wolf, you'd be my Little Red Riding Hood. If I were the Seer, I'd dream about you every night.
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11-04-2005, 04:15 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Where I lay my head is home
Posts: 421
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Male Orc:Hey! Yeah, you. You look disgusting. Horrible!
Female Orc: Me? Shut it, maggot! Male Orc:Maggot am I? Comes from you, you stinking pile of lard and filth! Female Orc:Oh, is that so? You're just a piece of mouldy dirt under a trashed claw of a severed toe on a limp paw on a crippled leg of a scabby body of a garbage eating Morgul-rat! And they lived happily ever after... At least two days, until their first fight.  or (insert a maia of free choice): Helloooo babe. Why don't you let me be the love of your life? You know what they say: love that never die 
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Three switched witches watch three Swatch watch switches. Which switched witch watch which Swatch watch switch? He who breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom ~Lurker...
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11-06-2005, 02:27 PM
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Sword of Spirit
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Oh, I'm around.
Posts: 1,401
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More Werewolf pick-up lines...
If I was the Cobbler, I'd kill myself for your sake.
If I was the Cursed, I'd pray you were a wolf and you'd find me. (But that means you'd have tried to kill me!  )If I were the Black Beorning, I'd lose the game so you wouldn't die. If I was the Mithomaniac, I'd choose to be you, so I'd always be on your side.
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11-07-2005, 03:13 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: |Away
Posts: 614
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"If I forged you a Great Ring, would you wear it?"
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"Loo, what sholde a man in thyse dayes now wryte, 'egges' or 'eyren'?" - Caxton, Eneydos
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11-08-2005, 07:25 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Where young people go to retire
Posts: 709
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Random Title #732
Frodo: "I spanned across Middle Earth to bring you this ring me dear...oh wait. Darn it, I have to go destroy it. Sorry me dear."
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"So why the safe distance, this curious look? Why tear out single pages when you can throw away the book? Why pluck one string when you can strum the guitar? MeWithoutYou http://fortyfifthparadox.com |
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11-09-2005, 12:27 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: The end of the world as we know it. I feel fine, incidentally.
Posts: 500
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Balrog- Hey baby, *flexes biceps* Is it hot in here, or is is just me?
And my favorite one, in the words of Legendary Frog... Legolas- "My love for you is like my quiver of arrows.... Neverending."
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11-09-2005, 05:46 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Where young people go to retire
Posts: 709
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Random Titles minus the alcohol.
Pippin holds up a drink. "Look deary! I brought you a pint!!" Then he proceeds to fall over as the empty container rolls on the floor.
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"So why the safe distance, this curious look? Why tear out single pages when you can throw away the book? Why pluck one string when you can strum the guitar? MeWithoutYou http://fortyfifthparadox.com |
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12-05-2008, 11:45 AM
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Stormdancer of Doom
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Elvish singing is not a thing to miss, in June under the stars
Posts: 4,349
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