Arrows 'nd Bow - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Mithalwen · 11-02-2005, 03:19 PM

It looks as if that was just too hard an act to follow......

Truly astounding.

Morai · 11-02-2005, 05:57 PM

Morsul the Dark: is of course smoker hut lard, meaning of course that he smokes his meat in a hut made out of animal fat.

Ew....

Our beloved Maeg would describe herself as a "game."

Valesse · 11-02-2005, 09:21 PM

I feel all selfconcious posting after Rimbaud and all, but he inspired me to move on to bigger and better... ANAGRAMS!

Was the One Ring trying to tell us something?:

One Ring to rule them all, one ring to find them...
One Ring to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them.

Mr. Tolkien might be a ranger in Tol-in-Gaurhoth if he told Dr. N. G. Landen nonsense:
"Hi! I old timber tentmen."

Feanor of the Peredhil · 11-03-2005, 08:49 AM

Three Rings for Elven Kings under the sky,
Seven for the Dwarf Lords in their halls of stone.
Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die,
One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne
In the land of Mordor where the shadows lie.

becomes

THE SEERDOM DID MAKE WEAK THE MAN THAT HAD NO SLYNESS, FOR SOON HE REVEAL'D THE UNKNOWN AND DIED. TOLKIEN WROTE OF THIS DISORDER OF LIFE... HE FORGOTTEN HOLDS THE ROLE OF EVIL, FOR NO GOOD SEEN IN HIS HLNNRRRRRRRRS*.

*Hlnnrrrrrrrrs is an archaic term for "Wolf"

Take from this revelation what you will.

the guy who be short · 11-03-2005, 10:56 AM

To be a little self-loving to start off with:

the guy who be short = how be the hors gut?

Better ones to follow, hopefully.

**The Saucepan Man** · 11-03-2005, 12:33 PM

When entertaining, Fordim Hedgethistle dished the Fig Merlot.

Encaitare favours a Rice n’ Tea mixture.

The guy who be short has a taste for the “Hot Huey” Ghost Brew.

Whereas The Barrow-Wight prefers the Wraith Goth-Brew.

Mister Underhill's tipple is Rilled Entish Rum.

Sleepy Ranger tends to drink Pyrene Lagers.

While Rune Son of Bjarne satisfies himself with a Jar of Nunson Beer.

Dancing spawn of ungoliant takes a slug of Napwan Gin and Tonic.

And Meneltarmacil spoils himself with a Mint Caramelle cocktail.

Having simple tastes, Tuor of Gondolin is content with London Fruit Goo.

Mithalwen · 11-03-2005, 12:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Feanor of the Peredhil

Three Rings for Elven Kings under the sky,
Seven for the Dwarf Lords in their halls of stone.
Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die,
One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne
In the land of Mordor where the shadows lie.

becomes

THE SEERDOM DID MAKE WEAK THE MAN THAT HAD NO SLYNESS, FOR SOON HE REVEAL'D THE UNKNOWN AND DIED. TOLKIEN WROTE OF THIS DISORDER OF LIFE... HE FORGOTTEN HOLDS THE ROLE OF EVIL, FOR NO GOOD HIM SEES IN HLNNNRRRRRRRR*.

*Hlnnnrrrrrrrr is an archaic term for "Wolf"

Take from this revelation what you will.

Surley this message was dictated and Hlnnnrrrrrrrr was the amanuensis' best attempt at rendering the author's speech as he was slain by a wolf...

Rimbaud · 11-03-2005, 01:07 PM

Saucepan the drinks are great, I can't rep now but much kudos. I'm stuck with Drambui for ever...

Bergil · 11-03-2005, 06:20 PM

Faramir-fair ram. it's hard to find a sheep to be umpires at baseball games these days, we've had to resort to using zebras.

Baggins-bans gig. he must have become cranky now that he's old. "turn that music down, boromir".

Barliman Butterbur-terminal rub rub bat. These baseball players have some strange good luck charms to compensate for the zebras' unfair calls, and tjhis one seems to bring bad luck.

Elrond-led ron. maybe Rowling was inspired by Tolkien.

Arwen-e-warn. she tells people to beware of MSN, because it's addictive and destroys your grammer. This is an interresting insight on the nature of the ring cf;Gollum.

Galadriel-lag railed. reluctent to put safety rails in lorien because "no-one's fell yet"

Eomer-me ore. he thinks he's made of metal. this also works for our Eomer.

Theodon-he do not. this is what grima told him all the time.

Saruman-man ursa. shouln't that be Beorn.

Denethor-net horde. so he did have a plan!

Nothing is an anagram of "Nazgul" makes sense, because they are nothing.

P.S. I used a website.

11-02-2005, 03:19 PM	#1
Mithalwen Pilgrim Soul Join Date: May 2004 Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle... Posts: 9,461	*shocked silence* It looks as if that was just too hard an act to follow...... Truly astounding. __________________ “But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.” Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace

11-02-2005, 05:57 PM	#2
Morai Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2002 Location: Where young people go to retire Posts: 709	Morsul the Dark: is of course smoker hut lard, meaning of course that he smokes his meat in a hut made out of animal fat. Ew.... Our beloved Maeg would describe herself as a "game." __________________ "So why the safe distance, this curious look? Why tear out single pages when you can throw away the book? Why pluck one string when you can strum the guitar? MeWithoutYou http://fortyfifthparadox.com

11-02-2005, 09:21 PM	#3
Valesse Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: \|Away Posts: 614	I feel all selfconcious posting after Rimbaud and all, but he inspired me to move on to bigger and better... ANAGRAMS! Was the One Ring trying to tell us something?: One Ring to rule them all, one ring to find them... One Ring to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them. Mr. Tolkien might be a ranger in Tol-in-Gaurhoth if he told Dr. N. G. Landen nonsense: "Hi! I old timber tentmen." __________________ "Loo, what sholde a man in thyse dayes now wryte, 'egges' or 'eyren'?" - Caxton, Eneydos

11-03-2005, 08:49 AM	#4
Feanor of the Peredhil La Belle Dame sans Merci Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: perpetual uncertainty Posts: 5,517	Three Rings for Elven Kings under the sky, Seven for the Dwarf Lords in their halls of stone. Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die, One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne In the land of Mordor where the shadows lie. becomes THE SEERDOM DID MAKE WEAK THE MAN THAT HAD NO SLYNESS, FOR SOON HE REVEAL'D THE UNKNOWN AND DIED. TOLKIEN WROTE OF THIS DISORDER OF LIFE... HE FORGOTTEN HOLDS THE ROLE OF EVIL, FOR NO GOOD SEEN IN HIS HLNNRRRRRRRRS. Hlnnrrrrrrrrs is an archaic term for "Wolf" Take from this revelation what you will. __________________ peace Last edited by Feanor of the Peredhil; 11-06-2005 at 10:38 AM.

11-03-2005, 12:33 PM	#6
The Saucepan Man Corpus Cacophonous Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A green and pleasant land Posts: 8,390	Yet more Downers' drinks ... When entertaining, Fordim Hedgethistle dished the Fig Merlot. Encaitare favours a Rice n’ Tea mixture. The guy who be short has a taste for the “Hot Huey” Ghost Brew. Whereas The Barrow-Wight prefers the Wraith Goth-Brew. Mister Underhill's tipple is Rilled Entish Rum. Sleepy Ranger tends to drink Pyrene Lagers. While Rune Son of Bjarne satisfies himself with a Jar of Nunson Beer. Dancing spawn of ungoliant takes a slug of Napwan Gin and Tonic. And Meneltarmacil spoils himself with a Mint Caramelle cocktail. Having simple tastes, Tuor of Gondolin is content with London Fruit Goo. __________________ Do you mind? I'm busy doing the fishstick. It's a very delicate state of mind!

11-03-2005, 10:56 AM	#5
the guy who be short Shadowed Prince Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Thulcandra Posts: 2,343	To be a little self-loving to start off with: the guy who be short = how be the hors gut? Better ones to follow, hopefully.

11-03-2005, 01:07 PM	#8
Rimbaud The Perilous Poet Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Heart of the matter Posts: 1,062	Man, the sauce can pan Saucepan the drinks are great, I can't rep now but much kudos. I'm stuck with Drambui for ever... __________________ And all the rest is literature Last edited by Rimbaud; 11-04-2005 at 09:48 AM. Reason: Meh

11-03-2005, 06:20 PM	#9
Bergil Wight Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: the Lepetomaine Gambling Casino For The Insane Posts: 157	the fellowship's been done, but what about the supporting cast. Faramir-fair ram. it's hard to find a sheep to be umpires at baseball games these days, we've had to resort to using zebras. Baggins-bans gig. he must have become cranky now that he's old. "turn that music down, boromir". Barliman Butterbur-terminal rub rub bat. These baseball players have some strange good luck charms to compensate for the zebras' unfair calls, and tjhis one seems to bring bad luck. Elrond-led ron. maybe Rowling was inspired by Tolkien. Arwen-e-warn. she tells people to beware of MSN, because it's addictive and destroys your grammer. This is an interresting insight on the nature of the ring cf;Gollum. Galadriel-lag railed. reluctent to put safety rails in lorien because "no-one's fell yet" Eomer-me ore. he thinks he's made of metal. this also works for our Eomer. Theodon-he do not. this is what grima told him all the time. Saruman-man ursa. shouln't that be Beorn. Denethor-net horde. so he did have a plan! Nothing is an anagram of "Nazgul" makes sense, because they are nothing. P.S. I used a website. __________________ I support...something.