Be careful what you wish for...

[Hookbill the Goomba]

I wish that all of the sons of Feanor had been killed trying to take Dior's Silmaril.

Granted. But Sauron steals it instead some how. He now becomes a terrible and great Dark Lord and enslaves the whole of Middle Earth. Well done.

I wish Deagol had killed Smeagol

[Valesse]

Originally Posted by Hookbill the Goomba

I wish Deagol had killed Smeagol

Poof! Truth be had, a fairie just sneezed on your ear and, well, there you are!

Deagol kills Smeagol, keeps the ring, and takes a few years in thearpy to boot. After seven progressive years he has a panic attack and runs away from home thinking that all the other hobbits are shaking their heads at him chanting "Shame, shame."

He gets up enough nerve to look at that nasty, problem causing ring on his journey to nowhere and becomes instantly enthralled with it. The ring directs him Southeast, toward Mordor, but Deagol gets lost and ends up mucking about in Rivendell where he is thrown into prison for being nothing but a royal pain.

Congratulations! The Ring never gets to Mordor, but all of Imaldris is calling for you blood.

I wish that instead of Wargs, the Orcs of the White Hand were given large frogs to ride and meet the Rohirrim.

[The Elf-warrior]

I wish that instead of Wargs, the Orcs of the White Hand were given large frogs to ride and meet the Rohirrim.

Your wish is granted. The Rohirrim quickly learn how to dodge them but they also learn that their blood is extremely poisonous. Aragorn discovers by accident that really yucky vegetable soup is a good antidote to the poison. Because Eowyn was appointed Chief Frog Poison Doctor she got to ride to war with the Rohirrim with Theoden's express approval. Grimbold was left to govern the remnant of the Rohirrim and thus got to live to old age.

I wish that Javert got to enter Middle-earth.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

I wish that Javert got to enter Middle-earth.

Granted... erm... but Orcs eat Javert's face.

I wish we knew what Tom Bombadill and Gandalf talked about when they met.

[Kitanna]

Originally Posted by Hookbill the Goomba

I wish we knew what Tom Bombadill and Gandalf talked about when they met.

POOF! We now know that Gandalf and Tom spoke together for many hours on the subject of the best way to cook and eat a hobbit.

I wish Legolas had been left in Moria by the Fellowship.

[Maeggaladiel]

I wish Legolas had been left in Moria by the Fellowship.

Consider it done.

Legolas remains in Moria and opens the first Elven Hair Salon for Misunderstood Orcs. With his guidance, the ugly orcs of Moria become beautiful, and everyone realizes that they're not really evil: they just have low self esteem. Cured of this, the orcs become model citizens and eventually open a humane animal shelter for abandoned and injured wargs.

I wish Boromir would come back from the dead... as a zombie.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

I wish Boromir would come back from the dead... as a zombie.

G-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-granted! But he decides to be a good zombie and help Middle Earth. However, he falls apart every five minuets and is soon thrown into the middle of the sea without any arms or legs.

I wish Gandalf would turn some Orcs into spotted toads and fill their gardens with grass snakes, just for a laugh.