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Mithalwen · 11-03-2005, 12:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Feanor of the Peredhil

Three Rings for Elven Kings under the sky,
Seven for the Dwarf Lords in their halls of stone.
Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die,
One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne
In the land of Mordor where the shadows lie.

becomes

THE SEERDOM DID MAKE WEAK THE MAN THAT HAD NO SLYNESS, FOR SOON HE REVEAL'D THE UNKNOWN AND DIED. TOLKIEN WROTE OF THIS DISORDER OF LIFE... HE FORGOTTEN HOLDS THE ROLE OF EVIL, FOR NO GOOD HIM SEES IN HLNNNRRRRRRRR*.

*Hlnnnrrrrrrrr is an archaic term for "Wolf"

Take from this revelation what you will.

Surley this message was dictated and Hlnnnrrrrrrrr was the amanuensis' best attempt at rendering the author's speech as he was slain by a wolf...

Rimbaud · 11-03-2005, 01:07 PM

Saucepan the drinks are great, I can't rep now but much kudos. I'm stuck with Drambui for ever...

Bergil · 11-03-2005, 06:20 PM

Faramir-fair ram. it's hard to find a sheep to be umpires at baseball games these days, we've had to resort to using zebras.

Baggins-bans gig. he must have become cranky now that he's old. "turn that music down, boromir".

Barliman Butterbur-terminal rub rub bat. These baseball players have some strange good luck charms to compensate for the zebras' unfair calls, and tjhis one seems to bring bad luck.

Elrond-led ron. maybe Rowling was inspired by Tolkien.

Arwen-e-warn. she tells people to beware of MSN, because it's addictive and destroys your grammer. This is an interresting insight on the nature of the ring cf;Gollum.

Galadriel-lag railed. reluctent to put safety rails in lorien because "no-one's fell yet"

Eomer-me ore. he thinks he's made of metal. this also works for our Eomer.

Theodon-he do not. this is what grima told him all the time.

Saruman-man ursa. shouln't that be Beorn.

Denethor-net horde. so he did have a plan!

Nothing is an anagram of "Nazgul" makes sense, because they are nothing.

P.S. I used a website.

11-03-2005, 01:07 PM	#2
Rimbaud The Perilous Poet Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Heart of the matter Posts: 1,062	Man, the sauce can pan Saucepan the drinks are great, I can't rep now but much kudos. I'm stuck with Drambui for ever... __________________ And all the rest is literature Last edited by Rimbaud; 11-04-2005 at 09:48 AM. Reason: Meh

11-03-2005, 06:20 PM	#3
Bergil Wight Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: the Lepetomaine Gambling Casino For The Insane Posts: 157	the fellowship's been done, but what about the supporting cast. Faramir-fair ram. it's hard to find a sheep to be umpires at baseball games these days, we've had to resort to using zebras. Baggins-bans gig. he must have become cranky now that he's old. "turn that music down, boromir". Barliman Butterbur-terminal rub rub bat. These baseball players have some strange good luck charms to compensate for the zebras' unfair calls, and tjhis one seems to bring bad luck. Elrond-led ron. maybe Rowling was inspired by Tolkien. Arwen-e-warn. she tells people to beware of MSN, because it's addictive and destroys your grammer. This is an interresting insight on the nature of the ring cf;Gollum. Galadriel-lag railed. reluctent to put safety rails in lorien because "no-one's fell yet" Eomer-me ore. he thinks he's made of metal. this also works for our Eomer. Theodon-he do not. this is what grima told him all the time. Saruman-man ursa. shouln't that be Beorn. Denethor-net horde. so he did have a plan! Nothing is an anagram of "Nazgul" makes sense, because they are nothing. P.S. I used a website. __________________ I support...something.