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Gothmog · 11-04-2005, 04:15 PM

Male Orc:Hey! Yeah, you. You look disgusting. Horrible!
Female Orc: Me? Shut it, maggot!
Male Orc:Maggot am I? Comes from you, you stinking pile of lard and filth!
Female Orc:Oh, is that so? You're just a piece of mouldy dirt under a trashed claw of a severed toe on a limp paw on a crippled leg of a scabby body of a garbage eating Morgul-rat!
And they lived happily ever after... At least two days, until their first fight.

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(insert a maia of free choice): Helloooo babe. Why don't you let me be the love of your life? You know what they say: love that never die

11-04-2005, 04:15 PM	#25
Gothmog Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Where I lay my head is home Posts: 421	Male Orc:Hey! Yeah, you. You look disgusting. Horrible! Female Orc: Me? Shut it, maggot! Male Orc:Maggot am I? Comes from you, you stinking pile of lard and filth! Female Orc:Oh, is that so? You're just a piece of mouldy dirt under a trashed claw of a severed toe on a limp paw on a crippled leg of a scabby body of a garbage eating Morgul-rat! And they lived happily ever after... At least two days, until their first fight. or (insert a maia of free choice): Helloooo babe. Why don't you let me be the love of your life? You know what they say: love that never die __________________ Three switched witches watch three Swatch watch switches. Which switched witch watch which Swatch watch switch? He who breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom ~Lurker...