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ElentariGreenleaf · 11-08-2005, 11:30 AM

Unfortunately, the Elf blood in Arwen and Aragorn was so weak, they had little chance of bearing an elf.

Maeggaladiel · 11-08-2005, 11:32 AM

Fortunately, they were both willing to adopt elven children from the nearby orphanage.

bilbo_baggins · 11-08-2005, 11:33 AM

Unfortunately, ME adoption laws are tedious and require 10 years of waiting.

Hookbill the Goomba · 11-08-2005, 11:58 AM

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Originally Posted by bilbo_baggins

Unfortunately, ME adoption laws are tedious and require 10 years of waiting.

Fortunately, elves did not count years and so had no idea of how long 10 years actually was.

Meneltarmacil · 11-08-2005, 12:24 PM

Unfortunately, 10 years to them was actually about 100,000 years.

Hookbill the Goomba · 11-08-2005, 12:26 PM

Fortunately, they had better things to do with their time and so gave the child up.

bilbo_baggins · 11-08-2005, 12:38 PM

Unfortunately, they decided to fritter away their newfound time by drinking whiskey and smoking excessive amounts of pipeweed, instead of taking care of the new kingdom of Gondor.

ElentariGreenleaf · 11-08-2005, 11:34 AM

Unfortunately, the orphaned elves were really orcs who had recently undergone *expensive* plastic surgery

[EDIT]Opps. Lol. go with bilbo's

11-08-2005, 11:30 AM	#1
ElentariGreenleaf Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Look, I'm over there! Posts: 496	Unfortunately, the Elf blood in Arwen and Aragorn was so weak, they had little chance of bearing an elf. __________________ There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot. Website\|Art

11-08-2005, 11:32 AM	#2
Maeggaladiel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: The end of the world as we know it. I feel fine, incidentally. Posts: 500	Fortunately, they were both willing to adopt elven children from the nearby orphanage. __________________ "Wide ne bith wel," cwaeth se the geheirde on helle hriman.

11-08-2005, 11:33 AM	#3
bilbo_baggins Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: May 2003 Location: In my front hallway, grabbing my staff, about to head out my door Posts: 275	Unfortunately, ME adoption laws are tedious and require 10 years of waiting. __________________ "For with much wisdom comes much sorrow, and with more knowledge comes more grief."

11-08-2005, 12:24 PM	#5
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Unfortunately, 10 years to them was actually about 100,000 years. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

11-08-2005, 12:26 PM	#6
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Fortunately, they had better things to do with their time and so gave the child up. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

11-08-2005, 12:38 PM	#7
bilbo_baggins Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: May 2003 Location: In my front hallway, grabbing my staff, about to head out my door Posts: 275	Unfortunately, they decided to fritter away their newfound time by drinking whiskey and smoking excessive amounts of pipeweed, instead of taking care of the new kingdom of Gondor. __________________ "For with much wisdom comes much sorrow, and with more knowledge comes more grief."

11-08-2005, 11:34 AM	#8
ElentariGreenleaf Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Look, I'm over there! Posts: 496	Unfortunately, the orphaned elves were really orcs who had recently undergone expensive plastic surgery [EDIT]Opps. Lol. go with bilbo's __________________ There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot. Website\|Art