Be careful what you wish for... - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

The 1,000 Reader · 11-09-2005, 12:39 AM

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Originally Posted by The Elf-warrior

I wish that Hurin hadn't killed Mim.

Granted. Hurin mistakes Mim for a small child. Mim is then humiliated by Hurin when he is spanked for being bad and is then put in the corner.

I wish hobbits would shave their feet.

(Sorry Hookbill, but I speak spanish and would give the orc his biscuits. Then I would break his mace arm due to being paranoid.)

Hookbill the Goomba · 11-09-2005, 12:54 AM

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Originally Posted by The 1,000 Reader

I wish hobbits would shave their feet.

Granted. However, with all this hair lying about in Hobbiton, the Hobbits get rather annoyed and start to become grumpy and war-like. Now, when Gandalf enters to tell Frodo of the Ring, he is driven away by angry hobbits with knives.

I wish Gaffer Gamgee had gone with the Fellowship to give his words of wisdom.

Morsul the Dark · 11-09-2005, 08:51 AM

You're wish is granted howeever due to his overzelous willingness to advisae he keeps talking in the old forest and the ringwraiths find frodo and the quest fails,

I wish that Sauron did get the ring back and used to its power to desztroy those obnoxious elves but kept galadriel alive becauser shes cool

**sorry dont like elves

Eonwe · 11-09-2005, 08:53 AM

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Originally Posted by morsl teh dark

I wish that Sauron did get the ring back and used to its power to desztroy those obnoxious elves but kept galadriel alive becauser shes cool

Your wish is granted. When Galadriel finally met face to face with Sauron, she saw something of herself in him: the will to rule. So she became his queen, and thus not cool.

I wish aragorn had killed the swarthy southernor.

Hookbill the Goomba · 11-09-2005, 09:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Eonwe

I wish aragorn had killed the swarthy southernor.

Granted, but the Bree police arrest him and chuck him into prison and the Hobbits have to go on their own.

I wish Sauron had his own T-V game show.

The Elf-warrior · 11-09-2005, 08:49 PM

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I wish Sauron had his own T-V game show.

Your wish is granted. The Running Man debuted on Mordorvision T. A. 3000 Every so often Sauron released one of his prisoners and if someone found the prisoner, dead or alive, the finder got a big prize. If the prisoner was captured alive it would be killed in some novel way, such as being fed to Shelob, for your viewing pleasure. If the prisoner survived the month he was set free. It became a big hit all across Middle-earth. But it came to an end when the Ring was destroyed. Years later, part of the platform of the New Shadow conspirators was reviving it.

Hookbill the Goomba · 11-10-2005, 12:36 AM

Not making a wish, master Elf?

The Elf-warrior · 11-10-2005, 12:00 PM

Ooops.

I wish that Radagast was a professor of ornithology at the University of Minas Tirith.

11-09-2005, 08:51 AM	#3
Morsul the Dark Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 3,448	You're wish is granted howeever due to his overzelous willingness to advisae he keeps talking in the old forest and the ringwraiths find frodo and the quest fails, I wish that Sauron did get the ring back and used to its power to desztroy those obnoxious elves but kept galadriel alive becauser shes cool **sorry dont like elves __________________ Morsul the Resurrected

11-10-2005, 12:36 AM	#7
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Not making a wish, master Elf? __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

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The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Ooops. I wish that Radagast was a professor of ornithology at the University of Minas Tirith. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.