Be careful what you wish for...

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Originally Posted by The 1,000 Reader

I wish hobbits would shave their feet.

Granted. However, with all this hair lying about in Hobbiton, the Hobbits get rather annoyed and start to become grumpy and war-like. Now, when Gandalf enters to tell Frodo of the Ring, he is driven away by angry hobbits with knives.

I wish Gaffer Gamgee had gone with the Fellowship to give his words of wisdom.

[Morsul the Dark]

You're wish is granted howeever due to his overzelous willingness to advisae he keeps talking in the old forest and the ringwraiths find frodo and the quest fails,


I wish that Sauron did get the ring back and used to its power to desztroy those obnoxious elves but kept galadriel alive becauser shes cool


**sorry dont like elves

[Eonwe]

Originally Posted by morsl teh dark

I wish that Sauron did get the ring back and used to its power to desztroy those obnoxious elves but kept galadriel alive becauser shes cool

Your wish is granted. When Galadriel finally met face to face with Sauron, she saw something of herself in him: the will to rule. So she became his queen, and thus not cool.

I wish aragorn had killed the swarthy southernor.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Originally Posted by Eonwe

I wish aragorn had killed the swarthy southernor.

Granted, but the Bree police arrest him and chuck him into prison and the Hobbits have to go on their own.

I wish Sauron had his own T-V game show.

[The Elf-warrior]

I wish Sauron had his own T-V game show.

Your wish is granted. The Running Man debuted on Mordorvision T. A. 3000 Every so often Sauron released one of his prisoners and if someone found the prisoner, dead or alive, the finder got a big prize. If the prisoner was captured alive it would be killed in some novel way, such as being fed to Shelob, for your viewing pleasure. If the prisoner survived the month he was set free. It became a big hit all across Middle-earth. But it came to an end when the Ring was destroyed. Years later, part of the platform of the New Shadow conspirators was reviving it.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Not making a wish, master Elf?

[The Elf-warrior]

Ooops.

I wish that Radagast was a professor of ornithology at the University of Minas Tirith.

[Valesse]

Originally Posted by The Elf-warrior

I wish that Radagast was a professor of ornithology at the University of Minas Tirith.

Due to the nearby roaming of flatulent unicorns, your wish has been made real!

Radagast becomes a professor of ornithology as well as the head auger for Denethor. Denethor is very impressed with Radagast's ablities and sends Faramir to learn his wise ways in thus he never becomes a Ranger of Ilithen. When Saruman comes to collect Radagast's allegience (in vain) Radagast claims that Saruman is such a fool that his brain must be less than if not equal to the wing-span of a fully laden hummingbird of the Greater West Arda.
Insulted, Saruman sends orcs to crush the unsuspecting Minas Tirith right around the same time as the attack of Pelennor field: in thus all of the Lord of the Rings heros die (or die again, in the case of Gandalf)... except for Frodo and Sam (so far).

Now aren't you glad there is no such thing as a flatulent unicorn?

I wish, like Achilles, Gil-Galad and all other elves had a weakness for Colby-Jack cheese.