legendary pick-up lines of Middle Earth - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Morai · 11-09-2005, 05:46 PM

Pippin holds up a drink. "Look deary! I brought you a pint!!" Then he proceeds to fall over as the empty container rolls on the floor.

Gil-Galad · 11-11-2005, 02:28 PM

Legolas: My love for you is like my quiver of arrows, never-ending

SunniGadi · 11-11-2005, 04:04 PM

They are starting to actually get sweet!

Gollum: "Master, master....we loves you....no wes don't...evil....they want to harm you...no, no, I feed them fishes...no, they want to take your precious...no, no, masters our love...master loves us...."

This could go on forever. Gollum is one of my favorites.

Valesse · 11-22-2005, 03:12 PM

Hello, my name is Manwe and I believe in love at first sight...

Valesse · 11-29-2005, 03:13 PM

Pardon the double posting, but thought comes with time... and goodness there has been some time since that last post of mine.

For Orcsies:
"I would never hate you... because you're beautiful..."
"Dawns are red, eyes are blue, all of these scalps now belong to you."

For Ents and Entwives:
"You're barking up the right tree!"

Farael · 11-29-2005, 09:29 PM

Morgoth: Your eyes shine more than the SIlmarils on my crown. Oh, did I not mention my Silmaril-ladden crown?

Valesse · 10-10-2006, 11:15 PM

"Pardon me, but are you elvish? You've been running through my mind without pause!"

"If Varda's stars would fall everytime I would think of you, the sky would soon be empty"

"Were-penguins."
"What?"
"They broke the ice."

And specifically for Bilbo: "Hello, I'm a theif. I'm here to steal your heart."

Thats all for now.

11-09-2005, 05:46 PM	#1
Morai Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2002 Location: Where young people go to retire Posts: 709	Random Titles minus the alcohol. Pippin holds up a drink. "Look deary! I brought you a pint!!" Then he proceeds to fall over as the empty container rolls on the floor. __________________ "So why the safe distance, this curious look? Why tear out single pages when you can throw away the book? Why pluck one string when you can strum the guitar? MeWithoutYou http://fortyfifthparadox.com

11-11-2005, 02:28 PM	#2
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Legolas: My love for you is like my quiver of arrows, never-ending __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

11-11-2005, 04:04 PM	#3
SunniGadi Animated Skeleton Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Massachusetts. Yay. Posts: 26	They are starting to actually get sweet! Gollum: "Master, master....we loves you....no wes don't...evil....they want to harm you...no, no, I feed them fishes...no, they want to take your precious...no, no, masters our love...master loves us...." This could go on forever. Gollum is one of my favorites. __________________ ~~~~~~~~~ Stuff should go here. It might eventually.

11-22-2005, 03:12 PM	#4
Valesse Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: \|Away Posts: 614	Hello, my name is Manwe and I believe in love at first sight... __________________ "Loo, what sholde a man in thyse dayes now wryte, 'egges' or 'eyren'?" - Caxton, Eneydos

11-29-2005, 03:13 PM	#5
Valesse Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: \|Away Posts: 614	Pardon the double posting, but thought comes with time... and goodness there has been some time since that last post of mine. For Orcsies: "I would never hate you... because you're beautiful..." "Dawns are red, eyes are blue, all of these scalps now belong to you." For Ents and Entwives: "You're barking up the right tree!" __________________ "Loo, what sholde a man in thyse dayes now wryte, 'egges' or 'eyren'?" - Caxton, Eneydos

11-29-2005, 09:29 PM	#6
Farael Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: In hospitals, call rooms and (rarely) my apartment. Posts: 1,538	Morgoth: Your eyes shine more than the SIlmarils on my crown. Oh, did I not mention my Silmaril-ladden crown?

10-10-2006, 11:15 PM	#7
Valesse Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: \|Away Posts: 614	"Pardon me, but are you elvish? You've been running through my mind without pause!" "If Varda's stars would fall everytime I would think of you, the sky would soon be empty" "Were-penguins." "What?" "They broke the ice." And specifically for Bilbo: "Hello, I'm a theif. I'm here to steal your heart." Thats all for now. __________________ "Loo, what sholde a man in thyse dayes now wryte, 'egges' or 'eyren'?" - Caxton, Eneydos