Be careful what you wish for...

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Originally Posted by Valesse

I wish Trolls actually did wear/knit shaw(l)s, instead of just living in one.

Your wish is granted. It seems that they knit shawls and wear them. However, they are not very good at it. They are so bad that the trolls cannot see when they wear them, but they are stubborn and wear them anyway. They bumble through the land squashing sheep and Hobbits. Eventually there is a mass Troll culling organised by Sauron, as he is so embarrassed by them that he no longer wants them. This culling, however, is thought to be an invasion and so the Rangers fight them back and are, in the process, killed by the bumbling trolls. This goes on until all other races are killed but Trolls who bumble into each other until they are dead and Middle Earth is deserted.

I wish Aslan from Narnia went to Middle Earth to have a word with Gandalf.