Fortunately/Unfortunately - Page 61 - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Glirdan · 11-22-2005, 03:44 PM

Unfortunately, it was actually The Barrow-Wights head he cut off. Which is the reason he is in this lovely Barrow.

ElentariGreenleaf · 11-23-2005, 01:08 PM

Fortunately, this means Gimli was never in a headlock. He was in fact safe in Rohan having a drinking contest with Legolas. They would have gone to Gondor and let Aragorn join in, but apparently their pubs (they like to call them "Restaurants") are too upclass to allow such a thing.

Ordimor · 11-23-2005, 10:18 PM

Unfortunately . . . .

Aragorn - or Charles as he's known at the swank country clubs - got his little finger broken by a clumsy waiter who was just passing by as "Charles" was having a cosmopolitan.

Rune Son of Bjarne · 11-24-2005, 03:59 AM

Fortunately, the waiter was Gollum. Who Aragorn could now kill with out beeing banned from the swank country clubs.

Glirdan · 11-24-2005, 02:35 PM

Unfortunately, it was actually Frodo in his Hallowe'en costume.

ElentariGreenleaf · 11-24-2005, 03:41 PM

Fortunately, no one really liked Frodo anyway, so Aragorn -- Charles -- killed him anyway.

Eonwe · 11-24-2005, 04:08 PM

Unfortuantley, he was thrown out of the swank country club and wandered middle-earth destitute and poor.

Valesse · 11-24-2005, 07:20 PM

Fortunately Aragorn knew that money did not buy happiness and went on to build a successful career as a professional salsa dancer.

Eonwe · 11-24-2005, 08:17 PM

Unfortuantely, he looked in teh mirror one day and freaked himself out so bad he had a heart attack. I mean, come on, he's a SALSA DANCER!!! that would freak anyone out.

Glirdan · 11-24-2005, 10:09 PM

Fortunately, he eventually got over teh shock and learned to Disco instead. He later on went and challenged Boromir and won!!! All hail Aragorn Elessar, King of Gondor and Disco King!!!

Rune Son of Bjarne · 11-25-2005, 12:06 PM

Unfortuantely, Boromir was very upset by this defeat and killed Aragorn

Kath · 11-25-2005, 12:13 PM

Fortunately this meant Boromir was now Disco King again, so all was right with the world.

Hookbill the Goomba · 11-25-2005, 12:15 PM

Unfortunately, having gained a large following on the Barrow Downs, Aragorn lead a large army of Wights against Boromir.

Rune Son of Bjarne · 11-25-2005, 12:51 PM

Fortunately, the wights decidet that they would rather play Risk

Gil-Galad · 11-25-2005, 06:42 PM

Unfortunately, Gil-Galad also played risk, and he was a grand champion too...

Valesse · 11-25-2005, 08:14 PM

Fortunately everyone agreed on which color pieces they wanted to be.

Glirdan · 11-25-2005, 09:50 PM

Unfortunately, Glirdan didn't and he took over Iceland, with Rune and TGWBS of course.

Ordimor · 11-25-2005, 10:44 PM

Fortunately . . .

The game was switched to "Aztec Rules Tic-Tac-Toe".

Eonwe · 11-26-2005, 03:49 PM

Unfortunatley, nobody knew what that meant, so they switched it back to regular risk rules (and roman numeral pieces too. none of these new-fangled cannons and horses and stuff). and eonwe took over north america first (which everyone knows is the best stragaty).

Rune Son of Bjarne · 11-26-2005, 03:58 PM

Fortunately, Eonwe was banned from the game, Rune, Glirdan and TGWBS won. Thus ended the game of Risk.

Glirdan · 11-26-2005, 04:08 PM

Unfortunately, the Mighty B-W still controlled Russia and Japan. And we allknow how bad that is.

Valesse · 11-26-2005, 05:16 PM

Fortunately while B-W, Glirdan, Rune, TGWBS, Gil-Galad, and all the other players were assuming stratigic positions on their little wooden risk board and plastic Romantic pieces copius amounts of snackfoods were provided by the newly formed Barrowdowns Health Food commission.

Farael · 11-26-2005, 06:52 PM

Unafortunately, this was food for living people, something the folk's of the Downs' cannot eat

Rune Son of Bjarne · 11-26-2005, 06:56 PM

Fortunately, this did not matter as the witch-king catering deliverd proper Barrow Downs food.

Glirdan · 11-26-2005, 10:36 PM

Unfortunately, the witch-king caterer got destroyed once Iceland declared war on Japan. Oh, Iceland won by the way.

Farael · 11-26-2005, 11:00 PM

Fortunately, people from Iceland make even better food than what witch-king caterer had prepared

Ordimor · 11-27-2005, 08:15 AM

Unfortunately . ; ' , [ / ]
The native Icelandic cuisine - Hákarl, shark meat that's been buried until it's putrefied; Ram's Testicles pickled in whey & Slátur, sheep innards tied up in sheep's stomach and cooked, were too much for even the stout stomachs of the Barrow Downs.

Roa_Aoife · 11-27-2005, 04:59 PM

Fortunately, someone thought to order pizza.

Rune Son of Bjarne · 11-27-2005, 05:09 PM

Unfortunately, at the same time another place Gandalf was challenging Gimli Bonsai-Helmet to a game of Ent slaying.

Glirdan · 11-27-2005, 05:57 PM

Fortunately, this was all a part of the startagey of Risk. But everyone soon got tired of that.

Farael · 11-27-2005, 06:32 PM

Unfortunately they had betted quite a big amount of money, so they had to keep on playing because no one wanted to be the first one to forfeit

Eonwe · 11-27-2005, 07:52 PM

Fortunatley, Tulkas got angry when eonwe was banned and banged his fist on the table: thus ended that glorious game of risk. Everyone's bets were cancelled and everyone when home happy. and tulkas laughed afterward...

Glirdan · 11-27-2005, 08:05 PM

Unfortunately, Manwe banned Tulkas from Valinor.

Gurthang · 11-27-2005, 08:19 PM

Fortunately, everyone was so pleased that Tulkas had ended the 'Endless Game' that they all moved away with him. Thus leaving Manwe all alone on Taniquentil, except for the Barrowdowners that were there to comfort him.

Ordimor · 11-27-2005, 08:36 PM

Unfortunately . . .
The throbbing headache the next morning from the Barrowdowners idea of "comfort" was so acute that Manwe banned an further playing of Risk, Ent slaying and Icelandic cuisine from Arda. And if can find Orome, he'll tell him to quit blowing that confounding horn!

Boromir88 · 11-27-2005, 08:39 PM

Fortunately, Eru over-ruled Manwe's decry declaring it unconstitutional according to the themes that were established in the making of the world.

Farael · 11-27-2005, 08:48 PM

Unfortunately, while going through the old archives Eru also found that the BDers were never meant to exist on the first place, much less live in Valinor, therefore he banned them from entering the land of the Valar

Glirdan · 11-27-2005, 08:51 PM

Fortunately, this was all just a strategy of Risk. A game inside a game, if you get my meaning.

Gurthang · 11-27-2005, 11:52 PM

Unfortunately, that meant that the Valar, the Barrowdowners, and all the people of Middle-Earth were the pieces, and it also means that the players must be Eru and God, who are not the same people.

Ordimor · 11-28-2005, 12:14 AM

Fortunately; The "powers that be", {-Eru/God- two separate or the same entities} concluded that the only way to get by this impasse was to embrace the fear that is Aztec Rules Tic-TacToe. But in here would lay a problem - who gets to go first?

11-22-2005, 03:44 PM	#2401
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Unfortunately, it was actually The Barrow-Wights head he cut off. Which is the reason he is in this lovely Barrow. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

11-23-2005, 01:08 PM	#2402
ElentariGreenleaf Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Look, I'm over there! Posts: 496	Fortunately, this means Gimli was never in a headlock. He was in fact safe in Rohan having a drinking contest with Legolas. They would have gone to Gondor and let Aragorn join in, but apparently their pubs (they like to call them "Restaurants") are too upclass to allow such a thing. __________________ There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot. Website\|Art

11-23-2005, 10:18 PM	#2403
Ordimor Haunting Spirit Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: At the Double-Cross Ranch Posts: 74	Unfortunately . . . . Aragorn - or Charles as he's known at the swank country clubs - got his little finger broken by a clumsy waiter who was just passing by as "Charles" was having a cosmopolitan. __________________ *** What would you attempt to do, if you knew you could not fail? ***

11-24-2005, 02:35 PM	#2405
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Unfortunately, it was actually Frodo in his Hallowe'en costume. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

11-24-2005, 03:41 PM	#2406
ElentariGreenleaf Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Look, I'm over there! Posts: 496	Fortunately, no one really liked Frodo anyway, so Aragorn -- Charles -- killed him anyway. __________________ There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot. Website\|Art

11-24-2005, 04:08 PM	#2407
Eonwe Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: In a world grown ever smaller. Posts: 678	Unfortuantley, he was thrown out of the swank country club and wandered middle-earth destitute and poor. __________________ I've got bridge club on Wednesday, Archery on Thursday, Dancing on a Friday night!

11-24-2005, 07:20 PM	#2408
Valesse Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: \|Away Posts: 614	Fortunately Aragorn knew that money did not buy happiness and went on to build a successful career as a professional salsa dancer. __________________ "Loo, what sholde a man in thyse dayes now wryte, 'egges' or 'eyren'?" - Caxton, Eneydos

11-24-2005, 08:17 PM	#2409
Eonwe Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: In a world grown ever smaller. Posts: 678	Unfortuantely, he looked in teh mirror one day and freaked himself out so bad he had a heart attack. I mean, come on, he's a SALSA DANCER!!! that would freak anyone out. __________________ I've got bridge club on Wednesday, Archery on Thursday, Dancing on a Friday night!

11-24-2005, 10:09 PM	#2410
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Fortunately, he eventually got over teh shock and learned to Disco instead. He later on went and challenged Boromir and won!!! All hail Aragorn Elessar, King of Gondor and Disco King!!! __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

11-25-2005, 12:13 PM	#2412
Kath Everlasting Whiteness Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams Posts: 4,533	Fortunately this meant Boromir was now Disco King again, so all was right with the world. __________________ “If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.”

11-25-2005, 12:15 PM	#2413
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Unfortunately, having gained a large following on the Barrow Downs, Aragorn lead a large army of Wights against Boromir. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

11-25-2005, 06:42 PM	#2415
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Unfortunately, Gil-Galad also played risk, and he was a grand champion too... __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

11-25-2005, 08:14 PM	#2416
Valesse Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: \|Away Posts: 614	Fortunately everyone agreed on which color pieces they wanted to be. __________________ "Loo, what sholde a man in thyse dayes now wryte, 'egges' or 'eyren'?" - Caxton, Eneydos

11-25-2005, 09:50 PM	#2417
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Unfortunately, Glirdan didn't and he took over Iceland, with Rune and TGWBS of course. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

11-25-2005, 10:44 PM	#2418
Ordimor Haunting Spirit Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: At the Double-Cross Ranch Posts: 74	Fortunately . . . The game was switched to "Aztec Rules Tic-Tac-Toe". __________________ *** What would you attempt to do, if you knew you could not fail? ***

11-26-2005, 03:49 PM	#2419
Eonwe Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: In a world grown ever smaller. Posts: 678	Unfortunatley, nobody knew what that meant, so they switched it back to regular risk rules (and roman numeral pieces too. none of these new-fangled cannons and horses and stuff). and eonwe took over north america first (which everyone knows is the best stragaty). __________________ I've got bridge club on Wednesday, Archery on Thursday, Dancing on a Friday night!

11-26-2005, 04:08 PM	#2421
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Unfortunately, the Mighty B-W still controlled Russia and Japan. And we allknow how bad that is. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

11-26-2005, 05:16 PM	#2422
Valesse Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: \|Away Posts: 614	Fortunately while B-W, Glirdan, Rune, TGWBS, Gil-Galad, and all the other players were assuming stratigic positions on their little wooden risk board and plastic Romantic pieces copius amounts of snackfoods were provided by the newly formed Barrowdowns Health Food commission. __________________ "Loo, what sholde a man in thyse dayes now wryte, 'egges' or 'eyren'?" - Caxton, Eneydos

11-26-2005, 06:52 PM	#2423
Farael Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: In hospitals, call rooms and (rarely) my apartment. Posts: 1,538	Unafortunately, this was food for living people, something the folk's of the Downs' cannot eat

11-26-2005, 10:36 PM	#2425
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Unfortunately, the witch-king caterer got destroyed once Iceland declared war on Japan. Oh, Iceland won by the way. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

11-26-2005, 11:00 PM	#2426
Farael Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: In hospitals, call rooms and (rarely) my apartment. Posts: 1,538	Fortunately, people from Iceland make even better food than what witch-king caterer had prepared

11-27-2005, 08:15 AM	#2427
Ordimor Haunting Spirit Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: At the Double-Cross Ranch Posts: 74	Unfortunately . ; ' , [ / ] The native Icelandic cuisine - Hákarl, shark meat that's been buried until it's putrefied; Ram's Testicles pickled in whey & Slátur, sheep innards tied up in sheep's stomach and cooked, were too much for even the stout stomachs of the Barrow Downs. __________________ *** What would you attempt to do, if you knew you could not fail? ***

11-27-2005, 04:59 PM	#2428
Roa_Aoife Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Someday, I'll rule all of it. Posts: 1,696	Fortunately, someone thought to order pizza. __________________ We can't all be Roas* when it comes to analysing...* -Lommy I didn't say you're evil, Roa, I said you're exasperating. -Nerwen

11-27-2005, 05:57 PM	#2430
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Fortunately, this was all a part of the startagey of Risk. But everyone soon got tired of that. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

11-27-2005, 06:32 PM	#2431
Farael Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: In hospitals, call rooms and (rarely) my apartment. Posts: 1,538	Unfortunately they had betted quite a big amount of money, so they had to keep on playing because no one wanted to be the first one to forfeit

11-27-2005, 07:52 PM	#2432
Eonwe Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: In a world grown ever smaller. Posts: 678	Fortunatley, Tulkas got angry when eonwe was banned and banged his fist on the table: thus ended that glorious game of risk. Everyone's bets were cancelled and everyone when home happy. and tulkas laughed afterward... __________________ I've got bridge club on Wednesday, Archery on Thursday, Dancing on a Friday night!

11-27-2005, 08:05 PM	#2433
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Unfortunately, Manwe banned Tulkas from Valinor. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

11-27-2005, 08:19 PM	#2434
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	Fortunately, everyone was so pleased that Tulkas had ended the 'Endless Game' that they all moved away with him. Thus leaving Manwe all alone on Taniquentil, except for the Barrowdowners that were there to comfort him. __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

11-27-2005, 08:36 PM	#2435
Ordimor Haunting Spirit Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: At the Double-Cross Ranch Posts: 74	Unfortunately . . . The throbbing headache the next morning from the Barrowdowners idea of "comfort" was so acute that Manwe banned an further playing of Risk, Ent slaying and Icelandic cuisine from Arda. And if can find Orome, he'll tell him to quit blowing that confounding horn! __________________ *** What would you attempt to do, if you knew you could not fail? ***

11-27-2005, 08:39 PM	#2436
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,521	Fortunately, Eru over-ruled Manwe's decry declaring it unconstitutional according to the themes that were established in the making of the world. __________________ Fenris Penguin

11-27-2005, 08:48 PM	#2437
Farael Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: In hospitals, call rooms and (rarely) my apartment. Posts: 1,538	Unfortunately, while going through the old archives Eru also found that the BDers were never meant to exist on the first place, much less live in Valinor, therefore he banned them from entering the land of the Valar

11-27-2005, 08:51 PM	#2438
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Fortunately, this was all just a strategy of Risk. A game inside a game, if you get my meaning. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

11-27-2005, 11:52 PM	#2439
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	Unfortunately, that meant that the Valar, the Barrowdowners, and all the people of Middle-Earth were the pieces, and it also means that the players must be Eru and God, who are not the same people. __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

11-28-2005, 12:14 AM	#2440
Ordimor Haunting Spirit Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: At the Double-Cross Ranch Posts: 74	Fortunately; The "powers that be", {-Eru/God- two separate or the same entities} concluded that the only way to get by this impasse was to embrace the fear that is Aztec Rules Tic-TacToe. But in here would lay a problem - who gets to go first? __________________ *** What would you attempt to do, if you knew you could not fail? ***