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Eomer of the Rohirrim · 12-16-2005, 10:54 AM

Boromir knew that, contrary to popular belief, taking candy from a baby required skill and patience.

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Boromir: "I've found something! It appears to be some sort of rock! ...o wait, it's just a clump of dirt. Still, my heart is pounding!"

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Boromir watches in anticipation as Gandalf meanders toward the carefully-placed bear-trap.

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Lonely Boromir—shunning the light and embracing the darkness.

By the way, wasn't I second in the Caption charts a little while ago? Now TORE is way ahead of me!

Feanor of the Peredhil · 12-16-2005, 11:01 AM

Boromir spies patiently, hoping to learn the perfect new disco move to bring back to the dance halls of Minas Tirith.

The Only Real Estel · 12-16-2005, 11:08 AM

Boromir stumbled across a horrific thing while out for a midnight stroll that night: Gimli's mind apparently couldn't take the hunger pains and various trials on the journey any longer and had snapped. He was now going butcher on Bill the Pony, muttering such oddities to himself as "Just a mouthful...a bit off the flank" & "Red meat off the bone."

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By the way, wasn't I second in the Caption charts a little while ago? Now TORE is way ahead of me!

And Hookbill is waaay ahead of me! ( well, 'only' by 233 posts

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Captain Grishnahk · 12-16-2005, 11:44 AM

Boromir wakes up from sleepwalking and realizes his hands were a few inches from Frodo's throat. He quickly backs up and peeks behind a rock to see if anyone spotted him.

The Only Real Estel · 12-16-2005, 12:26 PM

Boromir saw hundreds of orcs breakdancing!

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Boromir discovered the hole in the wall of the Gondorian Goddess Day Spa.

Formendacil · 12-16-2005, 01:29 PM

A confused innocent watches as two wolves kill two cobblers.

Boromir88 · 12-16-2005, 01:46 PM

Boromir: *Faramir's making out with this chick...gross...just wait til I tell dad*

12-16-2005, 10:54 AM	#1
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	Boromir knew that, contrary to popular belief, taking candy from a baby required skill and patience. or Boromir: "I've found something! It appears to be some sort of rock! ...o wait, it's just a clump of dirt. Still, my heart is pounding!" or Boromir watches in anticipation as Gandalf meanders toward the carefully-placed bear-trap. or Lonely Boromir—shunning the light and embracing the darkness. By the way, wasn't I second in the Caption charts a little while ago? Now TORE is way ahead of me! __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

12-16-2005, 11:01 AM	#2
Feanor of the Peredhil La Belle Dame sans Merci Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: perpetual uncertainty Posts: 5,517	Boromir spies patiently, hoping to learn the perfect new disco move to bring back to the dance halls of Minas Tirith. __________________ peace

12-16-2005, 11:44 AM	#4
Captain Grishnahk Wight Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 106	Boromir wakes up from sleepwalking and realizes his hands were a few inches from Frodo's throat. He quickly backs up and peeks behind a rock to see if anyone spotted him. __________________ "Faithless is he who says farewell when the road darkens." --J.R.R. Tolkien

12-16-2005, 12:26 PM	#5
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	you knew this was coming...(both of them actually) Boromir saw hundreds of orcs breakdancing! -or- Boromir discovered the hole in the wall of the Gondorian Goddess Day Spa.

12-16-2005, 01:29 PM	#6
Formendacil Dead Serious Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Perched on Thangorodrim's towers. Posts: 3,328	A confused innocent watches as two wolves kill two cobblers. __________________ I prefer history, true or feigned.

12-16-2005, 01:46 PM	#7
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,521	Boromir: Faramir's making out with this chick...gross...just wait til I tell dad __________________ Fenris Penguin