Top Ten Signs You're Addicted to the Barrow-Downs

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Not surprisingly, the phantom is Helium, validating all those "hot air" comments.

Actually, I chose Helium for Phantom because the symbol abbreviation for it is "He." Of, course, "He" does tend towards some religious connotations (i.e. "He" refers to God.) Which leaves me with a terrifying conclusion to Fordim's question.