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The Only Real Estel · 12-23-2005, 08:26 AM

MEW (Middle Earth Wresting)

Announcer: "Oh! And it looks like Scruffy Ranger is going to get thrown by Theoden Thengel's Son!!!"

-OR-

The Ranger recruitment program was built around such catchy slogans as: Become A Hardy* Ranger! Live Without Soap and Get Thrown A Lot!

*By hardy I mean dirty

Hookbill the Goomba · 12-23-2005, 10:29 AM

After all these years, Aragorn finally sees where his digital watch went.

Lalwendë · 12-23-2005, 11:07 AM

Theoden: "...and bend your knees in time. But it's the pelvic thrust, that really drives you insane...."

Aragorn: "...Argh! Let's NOT do the blooming Timewarp yet again!"

Valier · 12-23-2005, 11:30 AM

Ewww, Ewww Smithers get it off!!!

Elu Ancalime · 12-26-2005, 10:16 AM

Theoden: I've successfully fused my body with snowmane!! Hey Eomer, what do
you bet happens when i cut his head off, do you think i will feel it!?
________
Jaguar mark ix

Boromir88 · 12-27-2005, 12:52 PM

Theoden: Rohirrim! To the Picture!

Eomer: I'm warning you...(pause)

Aragorn: yes...

Eomer: What?

Legolas: What warning do you give us.

Eomer: Look, I'm only reading the scroll at the bottom of the screen, it says I give a warning.

OR...

Captain obvious strikes again!

Eomer: He walks here and there they say...as an old man hooded and cloaked.

Legolas: Saruman the White!

Eomer: Please don't speak unless I ask you something.

mormegil · 12-27-2005, 12:58 PM

Eomer: So then what you are saying is that all we need to do to defeat Saruman's army is cartwheel into Isengard and the Uruks will be destroyed?

Legolas: Yes it worked for me.

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 12-27-2005, 01:01 PM

"Look here Elf, I'm not that kind of guy, alright?"

or

"Look here Elf, if you keep dribbling when you speak I'm going to lop your head off!"

or

"No, no, it's Rohan, get it? Ro—han!. Not Robson..."

or

"No, no, it's Eomer, get it? E—o—mer! Not Amy..."

or

"I don't care how hungry you are, you are not eating Firefoot."

or

"I'm Marshal of Rohan, alright? I don't care if you want to eat the Dwarf."

The Only Real Estel · 12-24-2005, 10:22 AM

As his eored turns left at the Belching Ghan-buri-ghan in the road (not in picture) to go on to Gondor's aid, Theoden continues riding, too fascinated by the final proceedings of the mixed-up Werewolf game on the giant projector screen.

Theoden: "My, this multiple-lynch idea is astounding! And controversial too!"

Hookbill the Goomba · 12-24-2005, 11:38 AM

Théoden: Ride to war!

Man in suite: Excuse me, could you take a survey?

Théoden: What? No. Go away.

Man: Oh go on! It will only take a minuet!

Théoden: Go away!

Man: Please! I've got five kids to feed!

Théoden: Well go and feed them! Leave me alone!

OR

Théoden demands to know who stole the lolly off his stick.

Holbytlass · 12-24-2005, 08:07 PM

Yea!! I have been a good boy this year! Santa brought me my pony!!

Hookbill the Goomba · 12-25-2005, 12:45 AM

Théoden: Merry Christmas to all! And to all, a good... erm... shoe?

Eomer: Wouldn't 'good night' be better?

Théoden: No. I've got a better Idea! And to all, a good Night!

12-23-2005, 08:26 AM	#1
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	MEW (Middle Earth Wresting) Announcer: "Oh! And it looks like Scruffy Ranger is going to get thrown by Theoden Thengel's Son!!!" -OR- The Ranger recruitment program was built around such catchy slogans as: Become A Hardy Ranger! Live Without Soap and Get Thrown A Lot!* By hardy I mean dirty Last edited by The Only Real Estel; 12-24-2005 at 08:57 AM.*

12-23-2005, 10:29 AM	#2
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	After all these years, Aragorn finally sees where his digital watch went. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

12-23-2005, 11:07 AM	#3
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Theoden: "...and bend your knees in time. But it's the pelvic thrust, that really drives you insane...." Aragorn: "...Argh! Let's NOT do the blooming Timewarp yet again!" __________________ Gordon's alive!

12-23-2005, 11:30 AM	#4
Valier Twisted Taleswapper Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: somewhere between sanity and insanity Posts: 1,706	Ewww, Ewww Smithers get it off!!! __________________ grand return?........

12-26-2005, 10:16 AM	#5
Elu Ancalime Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Anador Posts: 476	Theoden: I've successfully fused my body with snowmane!! Hey Eomer, what do you bet happens when i cut his head off, do you think i will feel it!? ________ Jaguar mark ix Last edited by Elu Ancalime; 03-03-2011 at 10:27 PM.

12-27-2005, 12:52 PM	#6
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,521	Theoden: Rohirrim! To the Picture! Eomer: I'm warning you...(pause) Aragorn: yes... Eomer: What? Legolas: What warning do you give us. Eomer: Look, I'm only reading the scroll at the bottom of the screen, it says I give a warning. OR... Captain obvious strikes again! Eomer: He walks here and there they say...as an old man hooded and cloaked. Legolas: Saruman the White! Eomer: Please don't speak unless I ask you something. __________________ Fenris Penguin

12-27-2005, 12:58 PM	#7
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,651	Eomer: So then what you are saying is that all we need to do to defeat Saruman's army is cartwheel into Isengard and the Uruks will be destroyed? Legolas: Yes it worked for me. __________________ “I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”

12-27-2005, 01:01 PM	#8
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	Eomer's response to whatever stupid question Legolas just asked him "Look here Elf, I'm not that kind of guy, alright?" or "Look here Elf, if you keep dribbling when you speak I'm going to lop your head off!" or "No, no, it's Rohan, get it? Ro—han!. Not Robson..." or "No, no, it's Eomer, get it? E—o—mer! Not Amy..." or "I don't care how hungry you are, you are not eating Firefoot." or "I'm Marshal of Rohan, alright? I don't care if you want to eat the Dwarf." __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

12-24-2005, 10:22 AM	#9
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	As his eored turns left at the Belching Ghan-buri-ghan in the road (not in picture) to go on to Gondor's aid, Theoden continues riding, too fascinated by the final proceedings of the mixed-up Werewolf game on the giant projector screen. Theoden: "My, this multiple-lynch idea is astounding! And controversial too!" Last edited by The Only Real Estel; 12-24-2005 at 10:46 AM.

12-24-2005, 11:38 AM	#10
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Never a good time, eh? Théoden: Ride to war! Man in suite: Excuse me, could you take a survey? Théoden: What? No. Go away. Man: Oh go on! It will only take a minuet! Théoden: Go away! Man: Please! I've got five kids to feed! Théoden: Well go and feed them! Leave me alone! OR Théoden demands to know who stole the lolly off his stick. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

12-24-2005, 08:07 PM	#11
Holbytlass Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: The Party Tree Posts: 1,042	Yea!! I have been a good boy this year! Santa brought me my pony!! __________________ Holby is an actual flesh-and-blood person, right? Not, say a sock-puppet of Nilp’s, by any chance? ~Nerwen, WWCIII

12-25-2005, 12:45 AM	#12
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Théoden: Merry Christmas to all! And to all, a good... erm... shoe? Eomer: Wouldn't 'good night' be better? Théoden: No. I've got a better Idea! And to all, a good Night! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...