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Farael · 12-30-2005, 11:39 PM

Unfortunately Duck tape eggs were made of plastic and never hatched.... but the Duck Tapes were able to lay dozens of eggs an hour, rapidly covering most of middle earth on a layer of unhatched, plastic Duck Tape eggs.

Hookbill the Goomba · 12-31-2005, 01:42 AM

Fortunately, Gandalf got some normal tape and tied up all the ducks. Now everyone was happy.

Farael · 12-31-2005, 01:51 AM

Unfortunately the ducks were not quite as happy as everyone else.

Nilpaurion Felagund · 12-31-2005, 06:26 AM

. . . the Great Duck from Beyond the Pond came and tied up everyone else.

(This should be 'unfortunately' . . . )

Meneltarmacil · 12-31-2005, 09:51 AM

Unfortunately (for the duck) some duck hunters showed up and shot him.

Hookbill the Goomba · 12-31-2005, 12:55 PM

Fortunately (for everyone else), they could now escape.

Glirdan · 12-31-2005, 06:47 PM

Unfortunately, New Years came along and everyone was afraid of the Y2K problem, which was a really bad thing because it caused a total blackout and all the forces of Mordor come out to lay war on Gondor.

12-31-2005, 01:42 AM	#2
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Fortunately, Gandalf got some normal tape and tied up all the ducks. Now everyone was happy. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

12-31-2005, 06:26 AM	#4
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	Fortunately . . . . . . the Great Duck from Beyond the Pond came and tied up everyone else. (This should be 'unfortunately' . . . ) __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

12-31-2005, 09:51 AM	#5
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Unfortunately (for the duck) some duck hunters showed up and shot him. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

12-31-2005, 12:55 PM	#6
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Fortunately (for everyone else), they could now escape. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

12-31-2005, 06:47 PM	#7
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Unfortunately, New Years came along and everyone was afraid of the Y2K problem, which was a really bad thing because it caused a total blackout and all the forces of Mordor come out to lay war on Gondor. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

12-30-2005, 11:39 PM	#1
Farael Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: In hospitals, call rooms and (rarely) my apartment. Posts: 1,538	Unfortunately Duck tape eggs were made of plastic and never hatched.... but the Duck Tapes were able to lay dozens of eggs an hour, rapidly covering most of middle earth on a layer of unhatched, plastic Duck Tape eggs.

12-31-2005, 01:51 AM	#3
Farael Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: In hospitals, call rooms and (rarely) my apartment. Posts: 1,538	Unfortunately the ducks were not quite as happy as everyone else.