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Meneltarmacil · 01-01-2006, 03:25 PM

Unfortunately, Mount Zoom caught up with them and they were once again in danger of being covered in lava.

The 1,000 Reader · 01-01-2006, 06:13 PM

Fortunately, Mount Zoom ran out of gas and rolled back down the hill where it was destroyed by its own lava.

Glirdan · 01-01-2006, 10:08 PM

Unfortunately, none of this mattered because the blue screen caused by the Y2K, which killed both the Gondor and Mordor armies and started Hobbit War Gangs, was also the way Sauron was resurected to his bodily form.

Hookbill the Goomba · 01-02-2006, 03:51 AM

Fortunately, he was only one foot tall.

Meneltarmacil · 01-02-2006, 10:05 AM

Unfortunately, in Middle-Earth, the standard for "one foot" is one of Bigfoot's feet.

Naria · 01-02-2006, 04:23 PM

Fortunately, for the Hobbits in the area, they are all a 'bigfoot' and a toadstool taller than Sauron.

Valier · 01-02-2006, 05:05 PM

Unfortunately Sauron ate a little cake that read "EAT ME" and is now fifty feet taller than he was!

01-01-2006, 03:25 PM	#1
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Unfortunately, Mount Zoom caught up with them and they were once again in danger of being covered in lava. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

01-01-2006, 06:13 PM	#2
The 1,000 Reader Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: I don't know. Eastern ME doesn't have maps. Posts: 527	Fortunately, Mount Zoom ran out of gas and rolled back down the hill where it was destroyed by its own lava. __________________ "And forth went Morgoth, and he was halted by the elves. Then went Sauron, who was stopped by a dog and then aged men. Finally, there came the Witch-King, who destroyed Arnor, but nobody seems to remember that." -A History of Villains

01-01-2006, 10:08 PM	#3
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Unfortunately, none of this mattered because the blue screen caused by the Y2K, which killed both the Gondor and Mordor armies and started Hobbit War Gangs, was also the way Sauron was resurected to his bodily form. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

01-02-2006, 03:51 AM	#4
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Fortunately, he was only one foot tall. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

01-02-2006, 10:05 AM	#5
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Unfortunately, in Middle-Earth, the standard for "one foot" is one of Bigfoot's feet. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

01-02-2006, 04:23 PM	#6
Naria Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 500	Fortunately, for the Hobbits in the area, they are all a 'bigfoot' and a toadstool taller than Sauron.

01-02-2006, 05:05 PM	#7
Valier Twisted Taleswapper Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: somewhere between sanity and insanity Posts: 1,706	Unfortunately Sauron ate a little cake that read "EAT ME" and is now fifty feet taller than he was! __________________ grand return?........