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Glirdan · 01-02-2006, 09:06 PM

Unfortunately, fifty-foot tall Sauron happened to walk by the blobs and decided to eat them (he skipped breakfast). Now, not only was he fifty-feet tall, but he also weighed 500 pounds!!!

Elu Ancalime · 01-02-2006, 09:28 PM

But fortunatly that gave him high cholestoral, being an impediment to his power
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Nilpaurion Felagund · 01-03-2006, 08:49 AM

. . . cholesterol in an Ainu makes for some very interesting side-effects. Like laser-eyes.

Hookbill the Goomba · 01-03-2006, 08:52 AM

Fortunately, they all had their eyes welded shut.

Valier · 01-03-2006, 11:08 AM

Unfortunately the lasers were so strong that they started to come out their noses,causing everyone to have a sneezing attack and start burning random holes through things.

Hookbill the Goomba · 01-03-2006, 11:10 AM

Fortunately, they burned holes to other dimensions where everything was good and happy. And the Goodness and happiness spread to everyone and the lazars stopped. Even old Gandalf put his cloak back on and Mount Zoom had a bit of a break from repeatedly running a small orphan over.

Gil-Galad · 01-03-2006, 02:17 PM

Unfortunately this was in fact a side effect, and, in fact, wasn't going to last too long

Nilpaurion Felagund · 01-03-2006, 10:35 PM

. . . it was all a crazy dream.

01-02-2006, 09:06 PM	#1
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Unfortunately, fifty-foot tall Sauron happened to walk by the blobs and decided to eat them (he skipped breakfast). Now, not only was he fifty-feet tall, but he also weighed 500 pounds!!! __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

01-02-2006, 09:28 PM	#2
Elu Ancalime Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Anador Posts: 476	But fortunatly that gave him high cholestoral, being an impediment to his power ________ Yamaha xj600 Last edited by Elu Ancalime; 03-03-2011 at 10:35 PM.

01-03-2006, 08:49 AM	#3
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	Unfortunately . . . . . . cholesterol in an Ainu makes for some very interesting side-effects. Like laser-eyes. __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

01-03-2006, 08:52 AM	#4
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Fortunately, they all had their eyes welded shut. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

01-03-2006, 11:08 AM	#5
Valier Twisted Taleswapper Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: somewhere between sanity and insanity Posts: 1,706	Unfortunately the lasers were so strong that they started to come out their noses,causing everyone to have a sneezing attack and start burning random holes through things. __________________ grand return?........

01-03-2006, 11:10 AM	#6
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Fortunately, they burned holes to other dimensions where everything was good and happy. And the Goodness and happiness spread to everyone and the lazars stopped. Even old Gandalf put his cloak back on and Mount Zoom had a bit of a break from repeatedly running a small orphan over. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

01-03-2006, 02:17 PM	#7
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Unfortunately this was in fact a side effect, and, in fact, wasn't going to last too long __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

01-03-2006, 10:35 PM	#8
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	Unfortunately . . . . . . it was all a crazy dream. __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...