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Firefoot · 01-03-2006, 09:54 PM

Isildur's Heir: see Strider.

Strider: see Longshanks.

Longshanks: see Aragorn II

Aragorn II: see Elessar Telcontar.

Elessar Telcontar: see Envinyatar.

Envinyatar: see Dunadan.

Dunadan: see Thorongil.

Thorongil: see Estel.

Estel: see Wingfoot.

Wingfoot: see Isildur's Heir.

Gollum, last words of: So long, and thanks for all the... nasty thieves, never gave us any fissh, did they, precious?

Nilpaurion Felagund · 02-05-2006, 08:29 PM

See Ëladnilunia.

Nilpaurion Felagund · 02-07-2006, 10:58 PM

Balrogs fly by throwing themselves to the ground and missing.

Rather, they tried to fly and use their vestigial wings by throwing themselves from a high mountain to the ground and trying to miss it.

Unfortunately, it didn't seem to work. (See Echoriath, Zirakzigil.)

Legolas in spandex · 03-03-2006, 10:41 PM

Thranduil: Argued to be one of the baddest characters in the book, his short mentioning means nothing. He looks like Legolas, is even more skilled with a bow, has slight astigmatism, and listens to swing music and Def Leopard in his spare time. He is rumored to wear lucky underwear in battle, and is said to have streaked all of Mirkwood with his son Legolas after drinking a few too many pints.

Residents say he has the elven script for "sexy beast" tatooed on his rear.

02-05-2006, 08:29 PM	#2
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	The end of Eä. See Ëladnilunia. __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

02-07-2006, 10:58 PM	#3
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	Also . . . Balrogs fly by throwing themselves to the ground and missing. Rather, they tried to fly and use their vestigial wings by throwing themselves from a high mountain to the ground and trying to miss it. Unfortunately, it didn't seem to work. (See Echoriath, Zirakzigil.) __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

03-03-2006, 10:41 PM	#4
Legolas in spandex Wight Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 102	Thranduil: Argued to be one of the baddest characters in the book, his short mentioning means nothing. He looks like Legolas, is even more skilled with a bow, has slight astigmatism, and listens to swing music and Def Leopard in his spare time. He is rumored to wear lucky underwear in battle, and is said to have streaked all of Mirkwood with his son Legolas after drinking a few too many pints. Residents say he has the elven script for "sexy beast" tatooed on his rear. __________________ "I want to die in my sleep, like my grandfather... not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car."

01-03-2006, 09:54 PM	#1
Firefoot Illusionary Holbytla Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 7,547	Isildur's Heir: see Strider. Strider: see Longshanks. Longshanks: see Aragorn II Aragorn II: see Elessar Telcontar. Elessar Telcontar: see Envinyatar. Envinyatar: see Dunadan. Dunadan: see Thorongil. Thorongil: see Estel. Estel: see Wingfoot. Wingfoot: see Isildur's Heir. Gollum, last words of: So long, and thanks for all the... nasty thieves, never gave us any fissh, did they, precious?