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Meneltarmacil · 01-07-2006, 04:44 PM

Fortunately, Boromir refused it on the condition that he get remedial dance lessons.

Kath · 01-07-2006, 04:48 PM

Unfortunately this meant Boromir never regained his previous talent at dancing, and the Ring went to Sauron, who happened to be the next person Frodo met.

Boromir88 · 01-07-2006, 04:58 PM

Fortunately during the dance-off competitions it was little known that Sauron had a career change and he gave the ring to charity, which was about a 300 trillion dollars worth.

Eonwe · 01-07-2006, 05:07 PM

Unfortunaltey, the charity had nobody to sell it too, because nobody had that much money. So even though it was worth 300 trillion dollars, it was really worthless. Because nobody could buy it.

Glirdan · 01-07-2006, 05:26 PM

Fortunately, they lowered the worth to the highest value that someone could buy it at, which was one BILLION dollars! Muhahaha!! *insert evil grin here*

Kath · 01-07-2006, 05:36 PM

Unfortunately, while all this maths was being worked out, the Ring had been stolen!

Farael · 01-07-2006, 07:43 PM

Fortunately it had been stolen by Sauron who's career change had been from 'evil ruler of the world' to 'petty thief' but then he donated it back to the charity as he didn't really have much use for it.

01-07-2006, 04:44 PM	#1
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Fortunately, Boromir refused it on the condition that he get remedial dance lessons. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

01-07-2006, 04:48 PM	#2
Kath Everlasting Whiteness Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams Posts: 4,533	Unfortunately this meant Boromir never regained his previous talent at dancing, and the Ring went to Sauron, who happened to be the next person Frodo met. __________________ “If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.”

01-07-2006, 04:58 PM	#3
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,521	Fortunately during the dance-off competitions it was little known that Sauron had a career change and he gave the ring to charity, which was about a 300 trillion dollars worth. __________________ Fenris Penguin

01-07-2006, 05:07 PM	#4
Eonwe Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: In a world grown ever smaller. Posts: 678	Unfortunaltey, the charity had nobody to sell it too, because nobody had that much money. So even though it was worth 300 trillion dollars, it was really worthless. Because nobody could buy it. __________________ I've got bridge club on Wednesday, Archery on Thursday, Dancing on a Friday night!

01-07-2006, 05:26 PM	#5
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Fortunately, they lowered the worth to the highest value that someone could buy it at, which was one BILLION dollars! Muhahaha!! insert evil grin here __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

01-07-2006, 05:36 PM	#6
Kath Everlasting Whiteness Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams Posts: 4,533	Unfortunately, while all this maths was being worked out, the Ring had been stolen! __________________ “If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.”

01-07-2006, 07:43 PM	#7
Farael Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: In hospitals, call rooms and (rarely) my apartment. Posts: 1,538	Fortunately it had been stolen by Sauron who's career change had been from 'evil ruler of the world' to 'petty thief' but then he donated it back to the charity as he didn't really have much use for it.