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Farael · 01-07-2006, 07:43 PM

Fortunately it had been stolen by Sauron who's career change had been from 'evil ruler of the world' to 'petty thief' but then he donated it back to the charity as he didn't really have much use for it.

Gil-Galad · 01-07-2006, 08:13 PM

Unfortunately, he donated it to the Evil Impersonators of Sauron Club

Nilpaurion Felagund · 01-08-2006, 05:25 AM

. . . he gave them the Impersonating Ring, not the real One.

Hookbill the Goomba · 01-08-2006, 07:37 AM

Unfortunately, just as Sauron decided to be good and nice from now on (having just discovered the secret to world peace) he was run over by a speeding volcano. But what was more unfortunate was the fact that he had given them the Real One ring out of the kindness of his heart before he died.

Glirdan · 01-08-2006, 09:44 AM

Fortunately, Mount Zoom went on a rampage and destroyed all of Middle-Earth. Therefore, the new owner of the One Ring got run over.

Eonwe · 01-08-2006, 12:12 PM

Unfortunaltey, Minas Tirith strove against teh power of Mt. Zoom on the rampage and the strain proved to great and teh world burst assunder!

Hookbill the Goomba · 01-08-2006, 12:22 PM

Fortunately, during the stife, a young Hobbit nicked off with the ring and took it to the Mountain.

01-07-2006, 08:13 PM	#2
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Unfortunately, he donated it to the Evil Impersonators of Sauron Club __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

01-08-2006, 05:25 AM	#3
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	Fortunately . . . . . . he gave them the Impersonating Ring, not the real One. __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

01-08-2006, 07:37 AM	#4
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Unfortunately, just as Sauron decided to be good and nice from now on (having just discovered the secret to world peace) he was run over by a speeding volcano. But what was more unfortunate was the fact that he had given them the Real One ring out of the kindness of his heart before he died. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

01-08-2006, 09:44 AM	#5
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Fortunately, Mount Zoom went on a rampage and destroyed all of Middle-Earth. Therefore, the new owner of the One Ring got run over. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

01-08-2006, 12:12 PM	#6
Eonwe Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: In a world grown ever smaller. Posts: 678	Unfortunaltey, Minas Tirith strove against teh power of Mt. Zoom on the rampage and the strain proved to great and teh world burst assunder! __________________ I've got bridge club on Wednesday, Archery on Thursday, Dancing on a Friday night!

01-07-2006, 07:43 PM	#1
Farael Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: In hospitals, call rooms and (rarely) my apartment. Posts: 1,538	Fortunately it had been stolen by Sauron who's career change had been from 'evil ruler of the world' to 'petty thief' but then he donated it back to the charity as he didn't really have much use for it.

01-08-2006, 12:22 PM	#7
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Fortunately, during the stife, a young Hobbit nicked off with the ring and took it to the Mountain. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...