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Scion of The Faithful
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines]
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. . . he gave them the Impersonating Ring, not the real One.
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
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Unfortunately, just as Sauron decided to be good and nice from now on (having just discovered the secret to world peace) he was run over by a speeding volcano. But what was more unfortunate was the fact that he had given them the Real One ring out of the kindness of his heart before he died.
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Energetic Essence
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Fortunately, Mount Zoom went on a rampage and destroyed all of Middle-Earth. Therefore, the new owner of the One Ring got run over.
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: In a world grown ever smaller.
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Unfortunaltey, Minas Tirith strove against teh power of Mt. Zoom on the rampage and the strain proved to great and teh world burst assunder!
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
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Fortunately, during the stife, a young Hobbit nicked off with the ring and took it to the Mountain.
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: I don't know. Eastern ME doesn't have maps.
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Unfortunately for Mt. Zoom, the hobbit actually managed to drop the ring into the Cracks of Doom, causing the mountain to explode and making Sauron stay dead.
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Odinic Wanderer
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Fortunately, the explotion damaged the mountain in such a way that it could never again have wheels and therefor it was from that moment forth known as Mount Doom (or Amon Amarth, The Fiery Mountain, The Fire-mountain, Mountain of Fire, Orodruin)
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