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gralin musicteeth · 01-11-2006, 05:55 AM

Unfortunately, Legolas, by some mystical force and a toaster, was now an English muffin.

Boromir88 · 01-11-2006, 06:29 AM

Fortunately, Gimli was hungry again and he liked English Muffins

Rune Son of Bjarne · 01-11-2006, 06:54 AM

Unfortunately, Gimli was lying face down in a puddle of mud and could not eat the English Muffin/Legolas.

Eonwe · 01-11-2006, 08:59 AM

Fortunatley, after arising from his lowly puddle of mud (being thrust there so harshly by one pj) he went on to eat Movie Legolas/English muffin, as well as a whole horde of fan girls, who had also been turned into english muffins. Thus was great good accomplished: Movie Gimli threw off teh personification of bumbler and relcaimed his rightful position as BOOK Gimli. As soon as he ate the English muffin, the age long curse was lifted and Book Legolas was freed from the crystal tower which had held him prisoner for so long, and his evil jailers/torturers (aka fangirls) were vanquished once for all!!!

elronds_daughter · 01-11-2006, 11:51 AM

Unfortunately, Book Legolas and Book Gimli fell into a bottomless pit, at the (non)bottom of which lurks a balrog.

Tuor of Gondolin · 01-11-2006, 11:54 AM

Fortunately the balrog was a strict vegetarian
and passivist, having left Beleriand because
(as he explained to Morgoth)
"violence is never the answer."

Glirdan · 01-11-2006, 02:36 PM

Quote:

"violence is never the answer."

Oh no, a Beast quote!!

Unfortunately, he hadn't eaten anything in days and decided to break his vegetarianness just as the passed him.

01-11-2006, 05:55 AM	#1
gralin musicteeth Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Tossing half-sick between grotesque reality and savage, frightening dreams Posts: 360	Unfortunately, Legolas, by some mystical force and a toaster, was now an English muffin. __________________ Where was the stooped and mealy-coloured old man I used to call Poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?

01-11-2006, 06:29 AM	#2
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,521	Fortunately, Gimli was hungry again and he liked English Muffins __________________ Fenris Penguin

01-11-2006, 08:59 AM	#4
Eonwe Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: In a world grown ever smaller. Posts: 678	Fortunatley, after arising from his lowly puddle of mud (being thrust there so harshly by one pj) he went on to eat Movie Legolas/English muffin, as well as a whole horde of fan girls, who had also been turned into english muffins. Thus was great good accomplished: Movie Gimli threw off teh personification of bumbler and relcaimed his rightful position as BOOK Gimli. As soon as he ate the English muffin, the age long curse was lifted and Book Legolas was freed from the crystal tower which had held him prisoner for so long, and his evil jailers/torturers (aka fangirls) were vanquished once for all!!! __________________ I've got bridge club on Wednesday, Archery on Thursday, Dancing on a Friday night!

01-11-2006, 11:51 AM	#5
elronds_daughter Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2004 Location: Between the fortune cookie and the post-its. Posts: 644	Unfortunately, Book Legolas and Book Gimli fell into a bottomless pit, at the (non)bottom of which lurks a balrog. __________________ I'd like to be the king of all Londinium and wear a shiny hat.

01-11-2006, 11:54 AM	#6
Tuor of Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Pennsylvania, WtR, passed Sarn Gebir: Above the rapids (1239 miles) BtR, passed Black Rider Stopping Place (31 miles) Posts: 1,548	Fortunately the balrog was a strict vegetarian and passivist, having left Beleriand because (as he explained to Morgoth) "violence is never the answer." __________________ Aure Entuluva!