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Old 01-12-2006, 08:42 AM   #1
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Thinlómien is wading through the Dead Marshes.Thinlómien is wading through the Dead Marshes.Thinlómien is wading through the Dead Marshes.Thinlómien is wading through the Dead Marshes.Thinlómien is wading through the Dead Marshes.Thinlómien is wading through the Dead Marshes.
Merry: So this is the thing you call by the name sword?
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Old 01-12-2006, 10:56 AM   #2
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Kitanna is battling Black Riders on Weathertop.Kitanna is battling Black Riders on Weathertop.
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Merry: How am I supposed to defend myself if the sword is made of plastic?
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Old 01-12-2006, 11:52 AM   #3
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Hookbill the Goomba is lost in the dark paths of Moria.Hookbill the Goomba is lost in the dark paths of Moria.Hookbill the Goomba is lost in the dark paths of Moria.Hookbill the Goomba is lost in the dark paths of Moria.
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This time, there would be no uncloaking. Merry was on the hunt!

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Merry: Sir, my sword won't work.

Théoden: take it out of the scabbard.

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Old 01-12-2006, 12:01 PM   #4
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Merry: You have called me 'Shorty' for the last time......FEAR MY WRATH!!!
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Old 01-12-2006, 12:07 PM   #5
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Yay for Stupid Ring!

Rohirrim: You take the sword, and pledge it to the King.

Merry: Okay, I take the sword, kill something and then do what with the king?

Rohirrim: No, no. You don't kill something. You pledge the sword to the king.

Merry: I don't understand.

Rohirrim: You just offer him your pledge. Take the sword...

Merry: ... and kill the king. Gotcha.

Rohirrim: No, no!
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Old 01-12-2006, 12:19 PM   #6
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Merry *thinking*: Now what was I suppose to do with this thing?

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Thinking again: I wonder if I could trim down my bulbous nose with this.

or

Merry was wondering what Theoden meant when he gave him the sword and said, 'be careful not to shoot your eye out kid'.
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Old 01-12-2006, 01:14 PM   #7
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Hookbill the Goomba is lost in the dark paths of Moria.Hookbill the Goomba is lost in the dark paths of Moria.Hookbill the Goomba is lost in the dark paths of Moria.Hookbill the Goomba is lost in the dark paths of Moria.
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Merry keeps his sword in its scabbard because he dropped it down the stairs and broke it.

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Merry: Hmm, some of these Rohirum could do with a haircut.
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Old 01-12-2006, 01:46 PM   #8
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Some folks thought Merry to be rather loose...in the head. He was always wandering about with his sword, muttering and whatnot. A few curious folks had even said that they had seen him doing terrible, horrible things. But Merry always denied being the 'Bagshot Row Hedge-Killer'.
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