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Boromir88 · 01-16-2006, 07:42 AM

Fortunately Fatty Lumpkin didn't mean to ambush Gimli. He was actually trying to ambush Cirdan, so he let Gimli go.

gralin musicteeth · 01-16-2006, 07:45 AM

Unfortunately Gimli decides he doesn't want to live in Middle-Earth anymore. He falls into a deep despair because he can never seem to stay in Valinor for more than a sentence.

Tuor in Gondolin · 01-16-2006, 09:52 AM

Fortunately Gimli came out of
his despair when Galadriel
directed him via elf e.s.p. to
use one of the three strands of
hair she had given him to gain
entry to Valinor, where she
had prepared roast meat
and beer for a feast.
(Btw, anybody seen Bill recently?)

elronds_daughter · 01-16-2006, 11:52 AM

Unfortunately, Bill the pony had eaten all the food by the time Gimli got there.

Meneltarmacil · 01-16-2006, 12:57 PM

Fortunately (for Gimli), Gimli ate Bill the Pony.

Tuor in Gondolin · 01-16-2006, 03:30 PM

Unfortunately (for Bill), Gimli
ate Bill the Pony.

Rune Son of Bjarne · 01-16-2006, 03:34 PM

Fortunately, (for everybody) Bill the Pony was just a name Gimli had given his mashed potatoes.

01-16-2006, 07:42 AM	#1
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,521	Fortunately Fatty Lumpkin didn't mean to ambush Gimli. He was actually trying to ambush Cirdan, so he let Gimli go. __________________ Fenris Penguin

01-16-2006, 07:45 AM	#2
gralin musicteeth Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Tossing half-sick between grotesque reality and savage, frightening dreams Posts: 360	Unfortunately Gimli decides he doesn't want to live in Middle-Earth anymore. He falls into a deep despair because he can never seem to stay in Valinor for more than a sentence. __________________ Where was the stooped and mealy-coloured old man I used to call Poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?

01-16-2006, 09:52 AM	#3
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Fortunately Gimli came out of his despair when Galadriel directed him via elf e.s.p. to use one of the three strands of hair she had given him to gain entry to Valinor, where she had prepared roast meat and beer for a feast. (Btw, anybody seen Bill recently?) __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

01-16-2006, 11:52 AM	#4
elronds_daughter Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2004 Location: Between the fortune cookie and the post-its. Posts: 644	thanks for the tip, Tuor... Unfortunately, Bill the pony had eaten all the food by the time Gimli got there. __________________ I'd like to be the king of all Londinium and wear a shiny hat.

01-16-2006, 12:57 PM	#5
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Fortunately (for Gimli), Gimli ate Bill the Pony. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

01-16-2006, 03:30 PM	#6
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Unfortunately (for Bill), Gimli ate Bill the Pony. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'