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Old 01-16-2006, 03:38 PM   #1
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Unfortunately, the mashed potatoes had nuts in them, which Gimli was allergic to.
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Old 01-16-2006, 07:55 PM   #2
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Fortunately, he had an epipen!
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Old 01-16-2006, 08:26 PM   #3
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Unfortunately it was a epipencil,not an epipen. So it did nothing and Gimil swelled up to twice his size,then fell over, then rolled down a nearby hill.
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Old 01-16-2006, 08:35 PM   #4
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Fortunately, Gimli was still in Valinor, so all was well.
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Old 01-18-2006, 01:45 AM   #5
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1420! Unfortunately . . .

. . . Gimli rolled out of Valinor, into Avathar. There, Ungoliant's housekeeper found and ate him.
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Old 01-18-2006, 07:31 AM   #6
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Fortunately we all know Giant House-keeping spiders don't chew their food they just devour it whole. So, Gimli wasn't dead, just in Ungoliant's House-keeper's belly....
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Old 01-18-2006, 08:23 AM   #7
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Unfortunately, Gimli was not alone in the belly. There was a Balrog in there too.
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