Be careful what you wish for...

[Kitanna]

Originally Posted by Farael

I wish Sauron had another weakness besides destroying the ring.... I wish he had been terribly alergic to starfish

Granted, but what a pity there are so few starfish in Mordor. But when the free peoples heard of this they spent all their time trying to find just one starfish. Once they did they had the eagles drop it off on the step of Barad-Dur, thus evil was defeated and a starfish feast ensued.

I wish Gandalf had a split-personality.