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Unfortunately, Sauron rebelled against the decree.
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Fortunately, Morgoth, who turned good while thinking his punishment over in the Void, ordered Sauron to do as Eru said.
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Unfortunately, whilst Morgoth turned good in the void, everyone knows that evil is more powerful than good...because the good are bound by a law to do the moral and "good" thing, while evil is not. So, long story short, Sauron smote Morgoth.
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Fortunately he smote Morgoth by throwing all those wheeled structures into the void, which un-voided the void and thus created a paradox that destroyed all those structures along with a good chunck of Morgoth.
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Unfortunately, Morgoth was then angered and decided to be evil again. He then rebuilt Mount Doom, Minas Tirith, Orthank and Barad-Dûr and then attached wheels to all of them. He even made Bag-End into a racecar.
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Fortunately, Morgoth didn't do a very good job at putting the wheels on, so they fell of.
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Join Date: Oct 2002
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Unfortunately, I showed up and told everyone they have five minutes before they have to come in for supper.
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