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Hookbill the Goomba · 01-29-2006, 02:26 PM

For fans of Vic Reeves:

Merry: Oh I've fallen!

OR

When Merry had said, 'I’m so hungry I could eat an Oliphant' they dared him to, but he only got 90% of the way through and collapsed.

Meela · 01-29-2006, 02:40 PM

Pippin was determined to make Merry take back the remark that Eowyn's curls were prettier than Faramir's.

OR

Pippin fights frantically to un-link his chainmail from Merry's buckles as the oliphaunt stampede turns his way.

Glirdan · 01-29-2006, 02:41 PM

Unknown to Pippin, the "Man" behind him was actually Sauron in disguise.

or

Pippin: Hang on Merry! You'll make it!

Merry: I'm not injured!! You know what I saw in Fangorn Forest? He's here again!

Pippin: GANDALF!!!!

or even

Merry: Oh no it's Mount Zoom!!

Pippin: And there's Minas Tirith! We're saved!

Merry: No! It's got wheels to!!

Pippin: AHHH!!!!

Lalwendë · 01-29-2006, 02:52 PM

Merry always came off worst when Pippin instigated a tickling contest.

THE Ka · 01-29-2006, 02:53 PM

Pippin couldn't believe it as he stared out in disbelief of Merry's slow approaching demise... from nothing else than the murderous intentions of a misplaced bananna peel...

~ In the News Ka

Gurthang · 01-29-2006, 06:28 PM

Pippin's helmet is a dangerous weapon.
Pippin: "I didn't mean to poke him in the eye, honest!"

OR

Pippin: "Merry, I don't know what to do! I can't get my helmet off!"
Merry: "Oh, that's easy Pip; you just have to work up a good sneeze, then it flys right off! Watch this. AACHOO!"

OR

Merry: *cries like a baby*
Pippin gets over the shock of realizing that Merry has the mind of an infant just in time to realize that the big baby needs a diaper change!

narfforc · 01-29-2006, 06:36 PM

Off screen: Bring out yer dead, Bring out yer dead

Merry: I'm not dead, I'm happy.

Pippin : Anyone got a spare club?

Hookbill the Goomba · 01-30-2006, 12:38 AM

Pippin performs a quick bit of heart surgery... without anaesthetic.

OR

Pippin: Come on, we're leaving.

Merry: No! I'm on level 43! I've nearly got the high score!

Pippin: You can play games anytime. Now its time for tea!

Merry: No-ooooo!

Lhunardawen · 01-30-2006, 02:33 AM

Pippin: (whispers) "Hold still, Merry..."
Merry: "Help! Help! I'm being harassed!"

OR

Merry: "Not there, you fool! That's my wound!"

Lalwendë · 01-30-2006, 05:12 AM

When Big Brother asked the group to pretend they were cats, Pippin hadn't suspected that Merry would take it quite so seriously and begin to hack up furballs.

Boromir88 · 01-30-2006, 05:44 AM

Pippin: Not the Spanish Enquisition!

OR

Pippin: All I wanted to do was make sure he didn't get all the glory by slaying the Witch-King! I didn't mean to take it so far!

Merry: Et Tu, Pip.

Holbytlass · 01-30-2006, 07:15 AM

The helmethead villagers: Why! Why can't we win?!

01-29-2006, 02:26 PM	#1
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	For fans of Vic Reeves: Merry: Oh I've fallen! OR When Merry had said, 'I’m so hungry I could eat an Oliphant' they dared him to, but he only got 90% of the way through and collapsed. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

01-29-2006, 02:40 PM	#2
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,049	Pippin was determined to make Merry take back the remark that Eowyn's curls were prettier than Faramir's. OR Pippin fights frantically to un-link his chainmail from Merry's buckles as the oliphaunt stampede turns his way. __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.

01-29-2006, 02:41 PM	#3
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Unknown to Pippin, the "Man" behind him was actually Sauron in disguise. or Pippin: Hang on Merry! You'll make it! Merry: I'm not injured!! You know what I saw in Fangorn Forest? He's here again! Pippin: GANDALF!!!! or even Merry: Oh no it's Mount Zoom!! Pippin: And there's Minas Tirith! We're saved! Merry: No! It's got wheels to!! Pippin: AHHH!!!! __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

01-29-2006, 02:52 PM	#4
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Merry always came off worst when Pippin instigated a tickling contest. __________________ Gordon's alive!

01-29-2006, 02:53 PM	#5
THE Ka Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: As with the flygja Posts: 1,403	Pippin couldn't believe it as he stared out in disbelief of Merry's slow approaching demise... from nothing else than the murderous intentions of a misplaced bananna peel... ~ In the News Ka __________________ Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni?

01-29-2006, 06:28 PM	#6
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	Pippin's helmet is a dangerous weapon. Pippin: "I didn't mean to poke him in the eye, honest!" OR Pippin: "Merry, I don't know what to do! I can't get my helmet off!" Merry: "Oh, that's easy Pip; you just have to work up a good sneeze, then it flys right off! Watch this. AACHOO!" OR Merry: cries like a baby Pippin gets over the shock of realizing that Merry has the mind of an infant just in time to realize that the big baby needs a diaper change! __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

01-29-2006, 06:36 PM	#7
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	Off screen: Bring out yer dead, Bring out yer dead Merry: I'm not dead, I'm happy. Pippin : Anyone got a spare club?

01-30-2006, 12:38 AM	#8
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Pippin performs a quick bit of heart surgery... without anaesthetic. OR Pippin: Come on, we're leaving. Merry: No! I'm on level 43! I've nearly got the high score! Pippin: You can play games anytime. Now its time for tea! Merry: No-ooooo! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

01-30-2006, 02:33 AM	#9
Lhunardawen Hauntress of the Havens Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: IN it, but not OF it Posts: 2,538	Pippin: (whispers) "Hold still, Merry..." Merry: "Help! Help! I'm being harassed!" OR Merry: "Not there, you fool! That's my wound!"

01-30-2006, 05:12 AM	#10
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	When Big Brother asked the group to pretend they were cats, Pippin hadn't suspected that Merry would take it quite so seriously and begin to hack up furballs. __________________ Gordon's alive!

01-30-2006, 05:44 AM	#11
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,521	Pippin: Not the Spanish Enquisition! OR Pippin: All I wanted to do was make sure he didn't get all the glory by slaying the Witch-King! I didn't mean to take it so far! Merry: Et Tu, Pip. __________________ Fenris Penguin

01-30-2006, 07:15 AM	#12
Holbytlass Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: The Party Tree Posts: 1,042	The helmethead villagers: Why! Why can't we win?! __________________ Holby is an actual flesh-and-blood person, right? Not, say a sock-puppet of Nilp’s, by any chance? ~Nerwen, WWCIII