Public Research: Free Cheese

[JennyHallu]

You must follow the belief that to read about something is to fall under the vile persuasions therein.

You write on a Tolkien RP forum. 'Nuff said.

As you know he got married recently, and Mrs HI really likes big shiny rocks. But big shiny rocks are awfully expensive, and so he has been driven to a life of internet crime.

As fellow (but not fellow) newlywed, and as a girl, big shiny rocks are awfully nice. And as a computer geek in training, internet crime is FUN!