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02-03-2006, 02:22 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid
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Fortunately, Frodo recovered the Ring.
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02-03-2006, 02:33 PM
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The Pearl, The Lily Maid
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: In my luxury Barrow, snuggled up in a pile of satin pillows, eating fresh fruit.
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Unfortunately, Gollum saw where he put it.
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02-03-2006, 03:30 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Someday, I'll rule all of it.
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Forunately, Sam had Gollum tied down and was force feeding him taters.
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02-04-2006, 12:03 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: In hospitals, call rooms and (rarely) my apartment.
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Unfortunately, after Gollum's stomach got used to the 'taters' he became stronger than what he'd ever been and broke loose, sprinting for the ring.
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02-04-2006, 12:07 AM
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Psyche of Prince Immortal
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis
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Fortunately Gollum broke his ankles and couldn't run. again. ever.
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Love doesn't blow up and get killed.
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02-04-2006, 01:53 AM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
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Unfortunately, he was given an electric wheelchair.
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02-04-2006, 02:22 AM
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Scion of The Faithful
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines]
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Fortunately . . .
. . . There was a horrible mix-up. He received an electric chair instead.
Fried Gollum.
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フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...
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02-04-2006, 09:52 AM
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Laconic Loreman
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: USA
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Unfortunately he gave it to Johnny the Stinky Balrog who was passing by...which arises all the downers questions "What would a balrog do with the One Ring?"
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02-04-2006, 10:14 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Southeast Pennsylvania
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Fortunately the balrog had gotten
addicted to 'taters and traded the ring to the Gaffer for lots of 'taters. Bringing the ring back to the Shire! 
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02-04-2006, 10:48 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid
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Unfortunately, a passing ringwraith found it and rode off to Mordor with it.
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02-04-2006, 10:49 AM
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Energetic Essence
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew
Posts: 3,285
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Fortunately, it was actually Glorfindel in disguise.
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I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face! Fenris Wolf
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02-04-2006, 10:50 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid
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Unfortunately, Arwen had beaten him up and stolen his horse earlier.
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02-04-2006, 10:52 AM
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Laconic Loreman
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: USA
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Fortunately the Ringwraith was so happy that he finally recovered the Ring for his master, he wasn't paying attention to where the horse was leading him and it just so happened the horse ran off a cliff. Where the ring, the horse, and the Ringwraith fell into a swamp.
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