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Tuor of Gondolin · 02-09-2006, 07:15 AM

Fortunately for Frodo, he passed a daughter of
the fox who was still trying to work out what happened
to those hobbits that had passed her father by in the
shire, and Frodo thought it would be cool to give
superpowers to a fox, so he did so, and then finally
was able to go rowing to catch up to Gandalf sailing west.

JennyHallu · 02-09-2006, 07:53 AM

Unfortunately it was an EVIL FOXY LADY VIXEN CREATURE!!!! And now it had Super-Powers!!

Hookbill the Goomba · 02-09-2006, 08:16 AM

Fortunately, the most ugly creature in the universe picked up the Ring and so the fox creature was so horrified that it melted.

JennyHallu · 02-09-2006, 08:20 AM

Unfortunately, I used the Ring to make myself beautiful and everyone else look like a partially melted evil foxy lady vixen creature.

Tuor of Gondolin · 02-09-2006, 08:57 AM

Fortunately, Luthien and Arwen, on a
girls only holiday away from the
Halls of Waiting (their mates were getting
really antsy after a few thousand years of
non-orc slaying) convinced the
evil foxy lady vixen creature to come over
from the Dark Side (they'd been watching
the good first three made Star Wars movies
at a metroplex in Valinor.
(The valar were having some licensing
problem with dvds).

JennyHallu · 02-09-2006, 09:00 AM

Unfortunately, though the evil foxy lady vixen creature wanted to come, she was melted three or four posts ago and stuck to the floor. She let Pippin go instead.

Tuor of Gondolin · 02-09-2006, 09:08 AM

But fortunately, the melted fox was only an
experimental clone, so now
the evil foxy lady vixen creature
had to go with Pippin, who of
course couldn't go without Merry,
and they of course couldn't go without their
wives, all of whom needed horses,
which got so complicated that Luthien
and Arwen told them to forget the
whole thing and convinced Manwe
to take away any foxes superpowers and give them to,
IN an amazing plot twist........
THE SON OF GOLLUM!
(would he be good or evil?)

02-09-2006, 07:15 AM	#1
Tuor of Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Pennsylvania, WtR, passed Sarn Gebir: Above the rapids (1239 miles) BtR, passed Black Rider Stopping Place (31 miles) Posts: 1,548	Fortunately for Frodo, he passed a daughter of the fox who was still trying to work out what happened to those hobbits that had passed her father by in the shire, and Frodo thought it would be cool to give superpowers to a fox, so he did so, and then finally was able to go rowing to catch up to Gandalf sailing west. __________________ Aure Entuluva!

02-09-2006, 07:53 AM	#2
JennyHallu The Pearl, The Lily Maid Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: In my luxury Barrow, snuggled up in a pile of satin pillows, eating fresh fruit. Posts: 1,628	Unfortunately it was an EVIL FOXY LADY VIXEN CREATURE!!!! And now it had Super-Powers!! __________________ <=== Lookee, lookee, lots of IM handles!

02-09-2006, 08:16 AM	#3
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Fortunately, the most ugly creature in the universe picked up the Ring and so the fox creature was so horrified that it melted. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

02-09-2006, 08:20 AM	#4
JennyHallu The Pearl, The Lily Maid Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: In my luxury Barrow, snuggled up in a pile of satin pillows, eating fresh fruit. Posts: 1,628	Unfortunately, I used the Ring to make myself beautiful and everyone else look like a partially melted evil foxy lady vixen creature. __________________ <=== Lookee, lookee, lots of IM handles!

02-09-2006, 08:57 AM	#5
Tuor of Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Pennsylvania, WtR, passed Sarn Gebir: Above the rapids (1239 miles) BtR, passed Black Rider Stopping Place (31 miles) Posts: 1,548	Fortunately, Luthien and Arwen, on a girls only holiday away from the Halls of Waiting (their mates were getting really antsy after a few thousand years of non-orc slaying) convinced the evil foxy lady vixen creature to come over from the Dark Side (they'd been watching the good first three made Star Wars movies at a metroplex in Valinor. (The valar were having some licensing problem with dvds). __________________ Aure Entuluva!

02-09-2006, 09:00 AM	#6
JennyHallu The Pearl, The Lily Maid Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: In my luxury Barrow, snuggled up in a pile of satin pillows, eating fresh fruit. Posts: 1,628	Unfortunately, though the evil foxy lady vixen creature wanted to come, she was melted three or four posts ago and stuck to the floor. She let Pippin go instead. __________________ <=== Lookee, lookee, lots of IM handles!

02-09-2006, 09:08 AM	#7
Tuor of Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Pennsylvania, WtR, passed Sarn Gebir: Above the rapids (1239 miles) BtR, passed Black Rider Stopping Place (31 miles) Posts: 1,548	But fortunately, the melted fox was only an experimental clone, so now the evil foxy lady vixen creature had to go with Pippin, who of course couldn't go without Merry, and they of course couldn't go without their wives, all of whom needed horses, which got so complicated that Luthien and Arwen told them to forget the whole thing and convinced Manwe to take away any foxes superpowers and give them to, IN an amazing plot twist........ THE SON OF GOLLUM! (would he be good or evil?) __________________ Aure Entuluva!