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Hookbill the Goomba · 02-23-2006, 08:25 AM

Man: I'm sorry, Aragorn, but our Princess is in another castle.

Aragorn: ... ... Damn.

OR

Legolas: That is no Orc Horn.

Man: No indeed. It’s a 1296 vintage wine bottle, very good year.

Aragorn: Pour us a glass would you old chap.

Meela · 02-23-2006, 09:20 AM

It turned out that Walmart did not in fact sell horses, as Eomer had told them.

Aragorn: Darnit! Why couldn't he have just given us those two horses he had going spare?

(Elsewhere, a manic Eomer laughs gleefully at having successfully fooled three more unsuspecting travellers)

Rohan store guy: Well, if we don't have what you're looking for, you could always try Gap of Rohan *evil grin*

Maeggaladiel · 02-23-2006, 10:09 AM

It was always hard trying to explain things to Aragorn's mom, especially when they got caught sneaking out after dark to smite evil.

Mom: Ary! What have I told you about sneaking off to hunt orcs on a school night?

Aragorn: Um... Don't?

Mom: That's RIGHT. And now look: You've gone and lost a hand, haven't you? I TOLD you one of these days you'd lose a hand or an eye, didn't I?!

Aragorn: .... yes...

Mom: And YOU TWO! Goading him into this! Just you wait until I call your mothers.

Legolas and Gimli: Oh no!!

Witch_Queen · 02-23-2006, 12:19 PM

Aragorn: At the fork in the road, which direction do I go then.

Unseen Man: You take the road to your left.

Legolas: Oh boy I hope we get to the wizard quickly I really want to get a brain.

Gimli:You need a brain, I need a heart.. Poor Mr. Future King there (points at Aragorn) needs a new hand and needs to know the way to Gondor... You figured he would know the way by now.. Maybe he's the one that needs the brain instead.....

Hookbill the Goomba · 02-23-2006, 12:25 PM

Aragorn: Spare some change, guv’nor?

Gimli: When Grima said we were a bunch of beggars, he didn't mean for us to take it seriously.

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 02-23-2006, 12:26 PM

Legolas: "Extended warranty? How could I lose?"

Gorn & Gimli:

or

Gimli: "You nancy man, thinking you have it hard 'cos you lost your hand; My Jaw fell off!

or

Gandalf: "You know, if you ever gave me a good solid punch then I might stop uncloaking; but all you ever do is stand there looking glum!"

or

The gang realised that Éomer had lied to them; Saruman was not in fact handing out free ice-cream.

Formendacil · 02-23-2006, 03:30 PM

From left to right: the Good, the Bad, and the Ugly.

Nimrodel_9 · 02-23-2006, 04:03 PM

Legolas: Gimli! Don't look now, but Aragorn's hair is on fire!!!

or

Aragorn: Honestly, I really don't care if Gandalf the Grey is uncloaked. He only does it every day.

Lego and Gimli: gasp!

02-23-2006, 08:25 AM	#1
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Man: I'm sorry, Aragorn, but our Princess is in another castle. Aragorn: ... ... Damn. OR Legolas: That is no Orc Horn. Man: No indeed. It’s a 1296 vintage wine bottle, very good year. Aragorn: Pour us a glass would you old chap. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

02-23-2006, 09:20 AM	#2
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,049	It turned out that Walmart did not in fact sell horses, as Eomer had told them. Aragorn: Darnit! Why couldn't he have just given us those two horses he had going spare? (Elsewhere, a manic Eomer laughs gleefully at having successfully fooled three more unsuspecting travellers) Rohan store guy: Well, if we don't have what you're looking for, you could always try Gap of Rohan evil grin __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.

02-23-2006, 10:09 AM	#3
Maeggaladiel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: The end of the world as we know it. I feel fine, incidentally. Posts: 500	It was always hard trying to explain things to Aragorn's mom, especially when they got caught sneaking out after dark to smite evil. Mom: Ary! What have I told you about sneaking off to hunt orcs on a school night? Aragorn: Um... Don't? Mom: That's RIGHT. And now look: You've gone and lost a hand, haven't you? I TOLD you one of these days you'd lose a hand or an eye, didn't I?! Aragorn: .... yes... Mom: And YOU TWO! Goading him into this! Just you wait until I call your mothers. Legolas and Gimli: Oh no!! __________________ "Wide ne bith wel," cwaeth se the geheirde on helle hriman.

02-23-2006, 12:19 PM	#4
Witch_Queen Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Pandora's box... "LET ME OUT OF HERE!" Posts: 344	Aragorn: At the fork in the road, which direction do I go then. Unseen Man: You take the road to your left. Legolas: Oh boy I hope we get to the wizard quickly I really want to get a brain. Gimli:You need a brain, I need a heart.. Poor Mr. Future King there (points at Aragorn) needs a new hand and needs to know the way to Gondor... You figured he would know the way by now.. Maybe he's the one that needs the brain instead..... __________________ And when this life is over... and I stand before the God... I'll dream I'm back here standing in my nowhere land of Oz.....

02-23-2006, 12:25 PM	#5
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Aragorn: Spare some change, guv’nor? Gimli: When Grima said we were a bunch of beggars, he didn't mean for us to take it seriously. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

02-23-2006, 12:26 PM	#6
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	Ripping off all the previous jokes... Legolas: "Extended warranty? How could I lose?" Gorn & Gimli: or Gimli: "You nancy man, thinking you have it hard 'cos you lost your hand; My Jaw fell off! or Gandalf: "You know, if you ever gave me a good solid punch then I might stop uncloaking; but all you ever do is stand there looking glum!" or The gang realised that Éomer had lied to them; Saruman was not in fact handing out free ice-cream. __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

02-23-2006, 03:30 PM	#7
Formendacil Dead Serious Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Perched on Thangorodrim's towers. Posts: 3,328	From left to right: the Good, the Bad, and the Ugly. __________________ I prefer history, true or feigned.

02-23-2006, 04:03 PM	#8
Nimrodel_9 Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Utah Posts: 734	Legolas: Gimli! Don't look now, but Aragorn's hair is on fire!!! or Aragorn: Honestly, I really don't care if Gandalf the Grey is uncloaked. He only does it every day. Lego and Gimli: gasp! __________________ .:A friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart:.