Be careful what you wish for...

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Originally Posted by Rune Son of Bjarne

I wish that Finwe was the greatest tap-dancer ever.

Granted. He tap-dances his way into the hearts of all of Middle Earth. Even old Morgoth decides to come and watch him. However, one of the Balrogs gets a little over excited and tries to join him, but only ends up falling on top of him. The Elves get rather annoyed and try to fight Morgoth off. But he consumes them all in fire! Oh dear!

I wish Frodo had found a working London Bus in Mordor.