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Hookbill the Goomba · 03-19-2006, 06:40 AM

Denethor: How dare Gandalf call me childish? He has no basis for such an assumption. *slurp* Bring me my Teddy! I need a nap!

Nilpaurion Felagund · 03-19-2006, 07:32 AM

Denethor: Why is this Ecto Cooler? I told you to get me Orange Lavaburst!

Parmastahir · 03-19-2006, 09:41 AM

"Well, Master Peregrin, I hope that you used yesterday to your profit, and to your liking? Though I fear that the board is barer in this city than you could wish. What would you do in my service?"

"I thought, sir, that you would tell me my duties."

"I will, when I learn what you are fit for . . . which would seem to be eating. Therefore, you will be my food taster. Servants! Bring more Hi-C and some Twinkies. Better you than me, if you know what I mean!"

Hookbill the Goomba · 03-19-2006, 09:48 AM

Balrogs in 'bling'? Gandalf with a Marks and Spencer's bag? Lembas replaced my Big Macs? And now this! No wonder people were confused as to what time setting Jackson wanted the films to be in.

OR

Denethor: And Bring me some Barrow B-O!

Or even:

Denethor: That Gandalf is so stupid and ungentlemanly. Not like me. I'm an inteli-gent!

The Only Real Estel · 03-19-2006, 09:13 PM

Denethor: "I hope, Boromir, that you don't think this makes up for you not bringing me the Ring..."

Alcarillo · 03-19-2006, 09:42 PM

Everyone knew Gondor was headed downhill when the Steward began endorsing fruit juices.

Denethor: Buy Hi-C! With 750% of your daily recommended dose of vitamin C, it's on fire! *winks, thumbs-up*

Valesse · 03-19-2006, 10:16 PM

Denethor knew that drinking his Hi-C too fast might have ended up getting his tongue suctioned to his straw... But how fast is too fast? Not even the wisest could tell.

Gurthang · 03-19-2006, 10:48 PM

Denethor: "No, I know you're wrong! Let me finish this off and then we'll really see if I'm drinking from a box or a bag!"

OR

Pippin: "What's that you're drinking? Oh, wait, let me look...*looks* Oh, now 'Hi see!'*falls on floor laughing*"

Hookbill the Goomba · 03-20-2006, 12:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gurthang

Pippin: "What's that you're drinking? Oh, wait, let me look...*looks* Oh, now 'Hi see!'*falls on floor laughing*"

Denethor: *Sigh* *Pulls out Crossbow* *Sigh* *Shoots Pippin!*

OR

Denethor: What do you mean, "a bit big"? It's "Fun size"! FUN, I tell you!

Gandalf_the _white · 03-20-2006, 07:51 AM

Denethor:This isn't oil!! I said bring oil not hi c!! For gods sake are you deaf!?
Guard: Hmmm? Sorry I wasn't listening!
Denethor:

Anguirel · 03-20-2006, 08:07 AM

So terrible were the travails of the Siege of Gondor that the Steward himself resorted to drinking anakronisms...

Hookbill the Goomba · 03-20-2006, 11:29 AM

Denethor: I'll have you know, Peregrine Took, that this is a very sophisticated drink in Gondor.

Pippin: Then why are the guards sniggering?

Gurthang · 03-20-2006, 01:19 PM

An ancient Gondorian add used to read: "HI-C: The drink of Kings!"
Denethor: "Maybe if I drink enough HI-C, they'll let me be king!"

Gurthang · 03-20-2006, 04:11 PM

Stewardly robes: $293.50
Stewardly throne: $750.00
Orange-Lavaburst HI-C: $0.95
Forgetting the worries of ruling a nation while sipping juice from a box like a kid: Priceless

There are some things money can't buy; for everything else there's MallornCard.

The Only Real Estel · 03-20-2006, 04:20 PM

Denethor: "Drink Hi-C! It really puts the curl in your wig."

Lhunardawen · 03-20-2006, 07:03 PM

Studies show that drinking Hi-C increases a person's combustibility by 100%.

THE Ka · 03-20-2006, 08:29 PM

It can be said by many that Denethor's pyro problems began in the wee days of ill govern daycare and otherwise suspicious sugary drinks his nursemaid would slip him on the fear of a toasty demise...

~ Ka

Oddwen · 03-20-2006, 08:59 PM

*slllllluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrpppp ppppppp!*

Or...

Denethor was *very* grumpy, as he had just neglected to remember the rule every mother teaches their child: NEVER squeeze a juice box.

The Only Real Estel · 03-20-2006, 09:35 PM

Denthor: “I hope MapQuest doesn't think this lame sample of Hi-C makes up for them getting me lost for the millionth time...”

Hookbill the Goomba · 03-21-2006, 12:49 AM

Denethor: *Slurp* *Spit* Yuk! What's in this?

Pippin: Sugar!

Denethor: Well bring it back with manure in it like I asked!

Pippin: Would you prefer a new picture?

Bilbo: Nobody panic! Everything is under control. Just ignore the fire... I mean... There is no fire!

Telperaca · 03-21-2006, 03:07 AM

Lesson 1 in fire-handeling:
Never let Hobbitses take control.

Nilpaurion Felagund · 03-21-2006, 03:22 AM

Bilbo: Do I hear five pieces of gold? Five pieces of gold for a fire extinguisher*?

__________________
*italics due to anakronism rules
.

narfforc · 03-21-2006, 03:29 AM

Bilbo telling his stories again: Now this is the really interesting bit. Imagine that is Lake Town and this, he said, holding up the object in his left hand, is The Old Dwarven Device of Extinguishing

Parmastahir · 03-21-2006, 07:09 AM

"In closing, I say 'Live Long and Prosper!' Dang! I can never get my fingers to go like Mr. Spock's!!!"

Holbytlass · 03-21-2006, 07:28 AM

It's a little known fact that I took down Smaug with this, not Bard! I shall now demonstrate.

Lalwendë · 03-21-2006, 07:30 AM

Another intake of new employees at the Green Dragon sit through an induction session given by Bilbo Baggins, Principal Health & Safety Officer. Lesson 5: Why pipes and cake do not mix.

mormegil · 03-21-2006, 08:04 AM

Tiring of those trick candles that reignite themselves Bilbo took desperate measures this year.

or

Bilbo was never good at telling a story

Little Hobbit Child: Ummm Mister Bilbo sir, I think your cake is catching the woods on fir...

Bilbo:....Hold on there little one, I haven't finished telling you my story about how I invented this red little device. I call it 'the red device'. You see it was on my birthday and I was floating into lake town, though at the time the fact that it was my birthday had slipped my mind. Now, I was riding a barrell not unlike this one on which I am standing, did I mention that I invented the red device which I hold...

Hookbill the Goomba · 03-21-2006, 08:39 AM

Bilbo: Who threw this?

OR

Bilbo: Well, Frodo, if you ever see the Eye of Sauron, you may need this!

The Only Real Estel · 03-21-2006, 11:39 AM

The life-sized cardboard stand-up Bilbo looked reassuring but it wasn't the most practical thing for the situation...

Hookbill the Goomba · 03-21-2006, 12:37 PM

Bilbo: Stay back! I'm not afraid to use this!

OR

Bilbo the salesman tried his luck with fire safety for the Denethor appreciation society...

The Only Real Estel · 03-21-2006, 01:20 PM

Bilbo: "I don't need the extinguisher, I can put it out by my own methods! Concentrate...feel the force flow through you...concentrate..."

Someone in the crowd: "Just use the extinguisher already!!"

Eldar14 · 03-21-2006, 01:59 PM

One extinguisher to rule them all
One extinguisher to find them
One extinguisher to bring them all
And in the darkness ... extinguish them

-- OR --

If only it read:

"Ash ghash durbatuluk
Ash ghash gimbatul
Ash ghash thrakatuluk
Agh burzum-ishi ghabatul"

then they would be ready.

dancing spawn of ungoliant · 03-21-2006, 02:04 PM

The mathoms Bilbo gave away got more and more peculiar every year.

Meela · 03-21-2006, 02:12 PM

Bilbo was the only one sensible enough to take precautions where Gandalf's dodgy fireworks were concerned.

Bêthberry · 03-21-2006, 03:04 PM

Bilbo stood ready with his canister of helium in case the doll who popped out of the cake needed a little touch-up reinflation.

Lalwendë · 03-21-2006, 03:19 PM

The Hobbits held their breath and their noses as they waited for Bilbo's grand finale to his Le Petomane of The Shire act.

mormegil · 03-21-2006, 03:38 PM

Bilbo reading the instructions on how to operate the extinguisher

Bilbo: Wait! This doesn't seem quite right...

1. Hold extinguisher firmly
2. Pull out ring *handwritten* from your pocket

Ahhh that gollum trying to trick me again!

(sorry this was funnier in my mind because I had a hand drawn image)

Alcarillo · 03-21-2006, 06:17 PM

Bilbo: Listen, ladies and gentleman! I, the amazing Bilbo, will defy the powers of nature, by eating this flaming cake, and living to tell the tale!

Hobbits: *gasps!*

Bilbo: Now folks, this amazing act of superhuman strength is extremely dangerous! I have filled this tub behind me with water, in the event that I am lit on fire!

Hobbits: *gasps again!*

Bilbo: And my only help will be this magical red bottle, discovered in the deepest of dwarf-halls during my exotic travels across the known world!

Hobbits: *ooooh*

SamwiseGamgee · 03-21-2006, 06:54 PM

Bilbo: And believe me, if that Gandalf even looks as though his cloak's coming off he'll discover just exactly what it feels like to have 25 litres of pressurised CO2 unleashed on your body!

THE Ka · 03-21-2006, 07:40 PM

Bilbo had to think fast as the crowd of angry party children soon discovered his mistake with the cake...

Bilbo: Hey! Look at this! ... Anyone into magic tricks? ... Anyone?

~ Aesthete

03-19-2006, 06:40 AM	#10041
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Denethor: How dare Gandalf call me childish? He has no basis for such an assumption. slurp Bring me my Teddy! I need a nap! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

03-19-2006, 07:32 AM	#10042
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	Dead butler. Denethor: Why is this Ecto Cooler? I told you to get me Orange Lavaburst! __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good... Last edited by Nilpaurion Felagund; 03-19-2006 at 07:35 AM.

03-19-2006, 09:41 AM	#10043
Parmastahir Wight Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Green Hill Country Posts: 196	"Well, Master Peregrin, I hope that you used yesterday to your profit, and to your liking? Though I fear that the board is barer in this city than you could wish. What would you do in my service?" "I thought, sir, that you would tell me my duties." "I will, when I learn what you are fit for . . . which would seem to be eating. Therefore, you will be my food taster. Servants! Bring more Hi-C and some Twinkies. Better you than me, if you know what I mean!" __________________ Many that live deserve death. And some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them? Then do not be too eager to deal out death in judgement. For even the very wise can not see all ends.

03-19-2006, 09:48 AM	#10044
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	More product placement jokes, sir! Balrogs in 'bling'? Gandalf with a Marks and Spencer's bag? Lembas replaced my Big Macs? And now this! No wonder people were confused as to what time setting Jackson wanted the films to be in. OR Denethor: And Bring me some Barrow B-O! Or even: Denethor: That Gandalf is so stupid and ungentlemanly. Not like me. I'm an inteli-gent! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... Last edited by Hookbill the Goomba; 03-19-2006 at 09:58 AM.

03-19-2006, 10:16 PM	#10047
Valesse Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: \|Away Posts: 614	Denethor knew that drinking his Hi-C too fast might have ended up getting his tongue suctioned to his straw... But how fast is too fast? Not even the wisest could tell. __________________ "Loo, what sholde a man in thyse dayes now wryte, 'egges' or 'eyren'?" - Caxton, Eneydos

03-19-2006, 09:13 PM	#10045
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Denethor: "I hope, Boromir, that you don't think this makes up for you not bringing me the Ring..."

03-19-2006, 09:42 PM	#10046
Alcarillo Shadow of the Past Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Minas Mor-go Posts: 1,007	Everyone knew Gondor was headed downhill when the Steward began endorsing fruit juices. Denethor: Buy Hi-C! With 750% of your daily recommended dose of vitamin C, it's on fire! winks, thumbs-up

03-19-2006, 10:48 PM	#10048
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	Denethor: "No, I know you're wrong! Let me finish this off and then we'll really see if I'm drinking from a box or a bag!" OR Pippin: "What's that you're drinking? Oh, wait, let me look...looks Oh, now 'Hi see!'falls on floor laughing" __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

03-20-2006, 07:51 AM	#10050
Gandalf_the _white Wight Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: In crazy captions waving an angry fist at the outside world Posts: 155	Denethor:This isn't oil!! I said bring oil not hi c!! For gods sake are you deaf!? Guard: Hmmm? Sorry I wasn't listening! Denethor:

03-20-2006, 08:07 AM	#10051
Anguirel Byronic Brand Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: The 1590s Posts: 2,778	So terrible were the travails of the Siege of Gondor that the Steward himself resorted to drinking anakronisms... __________________ Among the friendly dead, being bad at games did not seem to matter -Il Lupo Fenriso

03-20-2006, 11:29 AM	#10052
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Denethor: I'll have you know, Peregrine Took, that this is a very sophisticated drink in Gondor. Pippin: Then why are the guards sniggering? __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

03-20-2006, 01:19 PM	#10053
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	An ancient Gondorian add used to read: "HI-C: The drink of Kings!" Denethor: "Maybe if I drink enough HI-C, they'll let me be king!" __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

03-20-2006, 04:11 PM	#10054
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	MallornCard Ad Stewardly robes: $293.50 Stewardly throne: $750.00 Orange-Lavaburst HI-C: $0.95 Forgetting the worries of ruling a nation while sipping juice from a box like a kid: Priceless There are some things money can't buy; for everything else there's MallornCard. __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

03-20-2006, 04:20 PM	#10055
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Hi-C Ad Denethor: "Drink Hi-C! It really puts the curl in your wig."

03-20-2006, 07:03 PM	#10056
Lhunardawen Hauntress of the Havens Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: IN it, but not OF it Posts: 2,538	Studies show that drinking Hi-C increases a person's combustibility by 100%.

03-20-2006, 08:29 PM	#10057
THE Ka Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: As with the flygja Posts: 1,403	It can be said by many that Denethor's pyro problems began in the wee days of ill govern daycare and otherwise suspicious sugary drinks his nursemaid would slip him on the fear of a toasty demise... ~ Ka __________________ Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni?

03-20-2006, 08:59 PM	#10058
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,145	slllllluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrpppp ppppppp! Or... Denethor was very grumpy, as he had just neglected to remember the rule every mother teaches their child: NEVER squeeze a juice box. __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

03-20-2006, 09:35 PM	#10059
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Denthor: “I hope MapQuest doesn't think this lame sample of Hi-C makes up for them getting me lost for the millionth time...”

03-21-2006, 12:49 AM	#10060
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Another Family Guy joke... Denethor: Slurp Spit Yuk! What's in this? Pippin: Sugar! Denethor: Well bring it back with manure in it like I asked! Pippin: Would you prefer a new picture? Bilbo: Nobody panic! Everything is under control. Just ignore the fire... I mean... There is no fire! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... Last edited by Hookbill the Goomba; 03-21-2006 at 01:03 AM.

03-21-2006, 03:07 AM	#10061
Telperaca Animated Skeleton Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: England Posts: 42	Lesson 1 in fire-handeling: Never let Hobbitses take control.

03-21-2006, 03:22 AM	#10062
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	Auction? Bilbo: Do I hear five pieces of gold? Five pieces of gold for a fire extinguisher? __________________ italics due to anakronism rules . __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

03-21-2006, 03:29 AM	#10063
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	Bilbo telling his stories again: Now this is the really interesting bit. Imagine that is Lake Town and this, he said, holding up the object in his left hand, is The Old Dwarven Device of Extinguishing __________________ [B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER.

03-21-2006, 07:09 AM	#10064
Parmastahir Wight Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Green Hill Country Posts: 196	"In closing, I say 'Live Long and Prosper!' Dang! I can never get my fingers to go like Mr. Spock's!!!" __________________ Many that live deserve death. And some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them? Then do not be too eager to deal out death in judgement. For even the very wise can not see all ends.

03-21-2006, 07:28 AM	#10065
Holbytlass Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: The Party Tree Posts: 1,042	It's a little known fact that I took down Smaug with this, not Bard! I shall now demonstrate. __________________ Holby is an actual flesh-and-blood person, right? Not, say a sock-puppet of Nilp’s, by any chance? ~Nerwen, WWCIII

03-21-2006, 07:30 AM	#10066
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Another intake of new employees at the Green Dragon sit through an induction session given by Bilbo Baggins, Principal Health & Safety Officer. Lesson 5: Why pipes and cake do not mix. __________________ Gordon's alive!

03-21-2006, 08:04 AM	#10067
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,651	Tiring of those trick candles that reignite themselves Bilbo took desperate measures this year. or Bilbo was never good at telling a story Little Hobbit Child: Ummm Mister Bilbo sir, I think your cake is catching the woods on fir... Bilbo:....Hold on there little one, I haven't finished telling you my story about how I invented this red little device. I call it 'the red device'. You see it was on my birthday and I was floating into lake town, though at the time the fact that it was my birthday had slipped my mind. Now, I was riding a barrell not unlike this one on which I am standing, did I mention that I invented the red device which I hold... __________________ “I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”

03-21-2006, 08:39 AM	#10068
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Bilbo: Who threw this? OR Bilbo: Well, Frodo, if you ever see the Eye of Sauron, you may need this! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

03-21-2006, 11:39 AM	#10069
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	The life-sized cardboard stand-up Bilbo looked reassuring but it wasn't the most practical thing for the situation...

03-21-2006, 12:37 PM	#10070
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Bilbo: Stay back! I'm not afraid to use this! OR Bilbo the salesman tried his luck with fire safety for the Denethor appreciation society... __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

03-21-2006, 01:20 PM	#10071
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Bilbo: "I don't need the extinguisher, I can put it out by my own methods! Concentrate...feel the force flow through you...concentrate..." Someone in the crowd: "Just use the extinguisher already!!"

03-21-2006, 01:59 PM	#10072
Eldar14 Wight Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: the Cottage of Lost Play Posts: 182	One extinguisher to rule them all One extinguisher to find them One extinguisher to bring them all And in the darkness ... extinguish them -- OR -- If only it read: "Ash ghash durbatuluk Ash ghash gimbatul Ash ghash thrakatuluk Agh burzum-ishi ghabatul" then they would be ready. __________________ "Come away! Let the cowards keep this city!" -- Fëanor to the Noldor Last edited by Eldar14; 03-21-2006 at 02:10 PM.

03-21-2006, 02:04 PM	#10073
dancing spawn of ungoliant Mischievous Candle Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: So near to Russia, so far from Japan, quite a long way from Cairo, lots of miles from Vietnam. Posts: 1,234	The mathoms Bilbo gave away got more and more peculiar every year. __________________ Fenris Wolf

03-21-2006, 02:12 PM	#10074
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,049	Bilbo was the only one sensible enough to take precautions where Gandalf's dodgy fireworks were concerned. __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.

03-21-2006, 03:04 PM	#10075
Bêthberry Cryptic Aura Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 6,003	Bilbo stood ready with his canister of helium in case the doll who popped out of the cake needed a little touch-up reinflation. __________________ I’ll sing his roots off. I’ll sing a wind up and blow leaf and branch away.

03-21-2006, 03:19 PM	#10076
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	The Hobbits held their breath and their noses as they waited for Bilbo's grand finale to his Le Petomane of The Shire act. __________________ Gordon's alive!