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Oddwen · 03-20-2006, 08:59 PM

*slllllluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrpppp ppppppp!*

Or...

Denethor was *very* grumpy, as he had just neglected to remember the rule every mother teaches their child: NEVER squeeze a juice box.

The Only Real Estel · 03-20-2006, 09:35 PM

Denthor: “I hope MapQuest doesn't think this lame sample of Hi-C makes up for them getting me lost for the millionth time...”

Hookbill the Goomba · 03-21-2006, 12:49 AM

Denethor: *Slurp* *Spit* Yuk! What's in this?

Pippin: Sugar!

Denethor: Well bring it back with manure in it like I asked!

Pippin: Would you prefer a new picture?

Bilbo: Nobody panic! Everything is under control. Just ignore the fire... I mean... There is no fire!

Telperaca · 03-21-2006, 03:07 AM

Lesson 1 in fire-handeling:
Never let Hobbitses take control.

narfforc · 03-21-2006, 03:29 AM

Bilbo telling his stories again: Now this is the really interesting bit. Imagine that is Lake Town and this, he said, holding up the object in his left hand, is The Old Dwarven Device of Extinguishing

03-20-2006, 08:59 PM	#1
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,145	slllllluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrpppp ppppppp! Or... Denethor was very grumpy, as he had just neglected to remember the rule every mother teaches their child: NEVER squeeze a juice box. __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

03-21-2006, 12:49 AM	#3
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Another Family Guy joke... Denethor: Slurp Spit Yuk! What's in this? Pippin: Sugar! Denethor: Well bring it back with manure in it like I asked! Pippin: Would you prefer a new picture? Bilbo: Nobody panic! Everything is under control. Just ignore the fire... I mean... There is no fire! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... Last edited by Hookbill the Goomba; 03-21-2006 at 01:03 AM.

03-21-2006, 03:29 AM	#5
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	Bilbo telling his stories again: Now this is the really interesting bit. Imagine that is Lake Town and this, he said, holding up the object in his left hand, is The Old Dwarven Device of Extinguishing __________________ [B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER.

03-20-2006, 09:35 PM	#2
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Denthor: “I hope MapQuest doesn't think this lame sample of Hi-C makes up for them getting me lost for the millionth time...”

03-21-2006, 03:07 AM	#4
Telperaca Animated Skeleton Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: England Posts: 42	Lesson 1 in fire-handeling: Never let Hobbitses take control.