Terry Slogan? - Page 2 - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Formendacil · 03-21-2006, 12:59 PM

The Barrow-Downs:

Fresher than a rotting hyena carcass.

Hookbill the Goomba · 03-21-2006, 02:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Formendacil

The Barrow-Downs:

Fresher than a rotting hyena carcass.

... Well... nearly.

OR

Distinguishing between the Dead and the Dodo.

Morai · 03-21-2006, 05:27 PM

Quote:

The Barrow Downs:
You won't get it.

Good one, here's an addition:
"If you do get it, you belong in a mental institution.

Bêthberry · 03-21-2006, 09:41 PM

The Barrow Downs: You can't keep a dead mind down.

With no apologies to Sam Beckett. rip April 13, 1906.

SamwiseGamgee · 03-21-2006, 10:18 PM

Form, that's foul, and yet very funny!

Actually, it's not foul. Foul would be:
The Barrow Downs: fresher than a duck carcass!

*Groan*

Lalwendë · 03-22-2006, 07:15 AM

Following on from that idea...

The Barrow Downs

all that is gold does not glitter

Hookbill the Goomba · 03-22-2006, 01:03 PM

The Barrow Downs:
"What have YOU got in your pocket?"

OR

"We're theologians of Balrogs wings... Balrogians."

Bêthberry · 03-22-2006, 02:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hookbill the Goomba

"We're theologians of Balrogs wings... Balrogians."

Hookbill, maybe we should make it:

The Barrow Downs: Discussions of how many wights dance on the top of a barrow.

the guy who be short · 03-22-2006, 03:03 PM

After reading through this entire thread, I can offer nothing more complex, nor more complimentary, than the following:

The Barrow Downs

The sane need not apply

Morai · 03-22-2006, 07:48 PM

Quote:

The Barrow Downs
The sane need not apply

Simple, yet effective.

"Welcome to the Barrowdowns! Do you prefer Winged, or non Winged?"

Lhunardawen · 03-22-2006, 07:59 PM

The Barrow-Downs:

When real life gets killing.

Hookbill the Goomba · 03-23-2006, 12:54 AM

The Barrow Downs:

- "It's like Disneyland... times 10,000!"

- "Insanity guaranteed!"

- "No Smoking... except for that guy

"

Gandalf_the _white · 03-23-2006, 04:59 PM

The barrow-downs: More uncloaking jokes then you can shake a stick at!

Elu Ancalime · 03-23-2006, 05:23 PM

There could be an essay application to get in:

1.) Balrogs. Wings/No Wings. You have to have at least 1000 words. Go.

2.) If there was a still picture of Pippin screaming while Ugluk was looking at him, how would you caption it?

3.) You are on an island with: Smaug-Elrond-Faramir-Sauron. Who do you vote off?

4.) You are called to exterminate wolves from a village that is near Minas Tirith, now the Island of Werewolves. You are teamed with a Seer, a fellow Hunter and Ranger, and about 15 crazy villagers. How do you do it?

Other Rules:
-Only 8 letters in your Signature.
-Pay the annual Green Box Tax
-Send in seperate application requesting permission to use said Avatar. You will be notified in 6-8 weeks, and there is a 23% accepted rate.

The Barrow Downs
Death At Your Door

________
Szr660

SamwiseGamgee · 03-23-2006, 05:36 PM

This is somewhat off topic, but if you'll allow me:
I once did a Lord of the Rings exam ie created one. It was as follows:

Quote:

Candidates should attempt any three questions.
The use of Unfinished Tales, The Silmarillion, The Hobbit and The Lord of the Rings (incl. appendices) is permitted.
The exam will last 90 minutes.

1.Discuss, with reference to the relative authorities to support your argument, who you believe Tom Bombadil was.

2. Balrogs don't have wings. Discuss.

3. After the Witch King perished at the Battle of Pelennor Fields Gothmog took over. Who do you believe Gothmog was?

4. Is the mortality of man a gift?

5. 'Had Deagol not found The One Ring none of this would have happened.' Discuss.

And the slogan?
The Barrow-Downs: you'll do the above in a real exam which you will go on to fail miserably and not care.

Hookbill the Goomba · 03-24-2006, 12:31 AM

The Barrow Downs:

- Last Post wins... GO!

- A mild health hazard.

- Contact your doctor before using.

- Better than having a fish slapped across your face... I would think.

Garin · 03-24-2006, 09:15 AM

The Barrow Downs
"For some reason it is more awkward and difficult to explain the Downs to co-workers than if they had caught you surfing a porn site"

**The Saucepan Man** · 03-24-2006, 10:22 AM

The Barrow-Downs
I can't believe it's not Chatter

Hookbill the Goomba · 03-26-2006, 10:43 AM

"Abandon all life, ye who enter here."

- "The Haunted Hills of Tyrn Gorthad! Now with an ice-cream stand!"

Morai · 03-26-2006, 07:21 PM

A wise saying from the Gamgee family:
"Who needs green thumbs when you've got green boxes?"

Hookbill the Goomba · 03-27-2006, 02:31 AM

The Barrow Downs:
"The first one to say 'tra la-la-lally' gets shot."

OR

"Bargain Brands and Beyond!... Just don't go to that 'beyond' section! (Too much uncloaking)."

mark12_30 · 03-27-2006, 09:43 AM

"Tra-La-La-Lally." You didn't expect me not to take the bait, did you?

Whispering Bones Beneath Wind and Stone.

Hookbill the Goomba · 03-28-2006, 01:33 PM

*Shot*

Don't worry, mark, your arm will grow back.

Anyway...

The Barrow Downs:
- "Not what Bilbo Baggins hates!"

- "Beleriand Bafflers, Middle Earth Mirth and Sauron Shredding... What more do you want?"

- "Now with free toy!"

- "95% Extra free!"

the guy who be short · 03-28-2006, 02:07 PM

The Barrow Downs

Relationships' bane.

Lhunardawen · 03-29-2006, 02:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by the guy who be short

The Barrow Downs

Relationships' bane.

That depends, daga'y...what kind of relationships are you talking about?

Hookbill the Goomba · 03-29-2006, 04:21 AM

The Barrow Downs:

- "Captain Obvious! TO THE RESCUE!"

- "Any thread that happens, happens... Any thread that in happening causes another thread to happen, causes another thread to happen. Anything that in causing another thread to happen, happens again, happens again. But not necessarily in that order."

Valesse · 04-02-2006, 03:51 PM

The Barrowdowns: We get our exercise just by pushing our luck.

Hookbill the Goomba · 04-03-2006, 11:40 PM

The Barrow Downs:

Senseless babble is our forté

Valesse · 04-05-2006, 09:57 PM

The Barrowdowns:

- "We're so hardcore... we're underground."

- "We put the Lembas in Lemba-tomy!" (*stretch..!*)

Kath · 04-06-2006, 10:16 AM

The Barrowdowns:

Leggy-bopper free.

Lhunardawen · 04-07-2006, 02:11 AM

The Barrow-Downs:

Feel free to swoon.

Legolas in spandex · 04-08-2006, 02:14 PM

The Barrow Downs: The elves could never foresee this..
The Barrow Downs: because the council of Elrond said so..

I dunno, my creativity is crap right now...

Hookbill the Goomba · 04-08-2006, 02:20 PM

Watch your language, young master Legolas.

The Barrow Downs:
Not the norm'

The Barrow Downs:
The sort of thing your parents told you to avoid.
Drugs, smoking, drinking, The Barrow Downs...

Legolas in spandex · 04-08-2006, 02:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hookbill the Goomba

Watch your language, young master Legolas.

The Barrow Downs:
Not the norm'

The Barrow Downs:
The sort of thing your parents told you to avoid.
Drugs, smoking, drinking, The Barrow Downs...

Morsul the Dark · 04-08-2006, 02:23 PM

the Bill Clinton slogan:
"That depends on what your definiton of Orc is"

"It's you versus 100 non-wingers can you handle it?"

"If a 1000 orcs were on your doorstep what would you do, go to the downs naturally"

"A few experts a few clowns, all fun"

"Forget everything you knew the Downs are now your life"

"The site for the kids the D&D geeks avoid"

The following has political content and opinions if you are offended by such things do not read

Quote:

The George Bush Slogan
"We say they have wings they say they don't uhhh they disagree so blow em up"
(Im all for impeaching bush)

Legolas in spandex · 04-11-2006, 05:33 PM

The Barrow Downs-Get 'Down' Tonight!! lol

Roa_Aoife · 04-11-2006, 06:31 PM

The Barrow Downs

Why not?

or

The Barrow Downs

You'll never get out alive...

or

The Barrow Downs

Ask not for whom the Wights poll-
They poll for thee!

or

The Barrow Downs

Find a Barrow, find a friend.

or

The Barrow Downs

This is my social life

Bêthberry · 04-12-2006, 02:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Roa_Aoife

The Barrow Downs

Ask not for whom the Wights poll-
They poll for thee!

One of the funniest ones I've seen in some time. Great inside joke too, for old timers, not that Roa_Aoife is an old timer.

Or is that olde timer?

Hookbill the Goomba · 04-12-2006, 02:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bêthberry

One of the funniest ones I've seen in some time. Great inside joke too, for old timers, not that Roa_Aoife is an old timer.

Or is that olde timer?

Maybe we should go with:

The Barrow Downs:
Full of Olde Timers.

OR

The Barrow Downs:
Another week, another inside joke.

Bêthberry · 04-14-2006, 09:24 AM

Hookbill:

Another day, another slogan.

The Barrow Downs:
An online Cemetary for the restless Dead

03-21-2006, 12:59 PM	#41
Formendacil Dead Serious Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Perched on Thangorodrim's towers. Posts: 3,328	The Barrow-Downs: Fresher than a rotting hyena carcass. __________________ I prefer history, true or feigned.

03-21-2006, 09:41 PM	#44
Bêthberry Cryptic Aura Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 6,003	The Barrow Downs: You can't keep a dead mind down. With no apologies to Sam Beckett. rip April 13, 1906. __________________ I’ll sing his roots off. I’ll sing a wind up and blow leaf and branch away.

03-21-2006, 10:18 PM	#45
SamwiseGamgee Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: In the warm bosom of a Warg Posts: 378	Form, that's foul, and yet very funny! Actually, it's not foul. Foul would be: The Barrow Downs: fresher than a duck carcass! Groan __________________ -- Well, I'm back.

03-22-2006, 07:15 AM	#46
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Following on from that idea... The Barrow Downs all that is gold does not glitter __________________ Gordon's alive!

03-22-2006, 01:03 PM	#47
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	The Barrow Downs: "What have YOU got in your pocket?" OR "We're theologians of Balrogs wings... Balrogians." __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

03-22-2006, 03:03 PM	#49
the guy who be short Shadowed Prince Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Thulcandra Posts: 2,343	After reading through this entire thread, I can offer nothing more complex, nor more complimentary, than the following: The Barrow Downs The sane need not apply

03-22-2006, 07:59 PM	#51
Lhunardawen Hauntress of the Havens Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: IN it, but not OF it Posts: 2,538	The Barrow-Downs: When real life gets killing.

03-23-2006, 12:54 AM	#52
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	The Barrow Downs: - "It's like Disneyland... times 10,000!" - "Insanity guaranteed!" - "No Smoking... except for that guy " __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

03-23-2006, 04:59 PM	#53
Gandalf_the _white Wight Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: In crazy captions waving an angry fist at the outside world Posts: 155	My 100th post!!!!! The barrow-downs: More uncloaking jokes then you can shake a stick at!

03-23-2006, 05:23 PM	#54
Elu Ancalime Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Anador Posts: 476	There could be an essay application to get in: 1.) Balrogs. Wings/No Wings. You have to have at least 1000 words. Go. 2.) If there was a still picture of Pippin screaming while Ugluk was looking at him, how would you caption it? 3.) You are on an island with: Smaug-Elrond-Faramir-Sauron. Who do you vote off? 4.) You are called to exterminate wolves from a village that is near Minas Tirith, now the Island of Werewolves. You are teamed with a Seer, a fellow Hunter and Ranger, and about 15 crazy villagers. How do you do it? Other Rules: -Only 8 letters in your Signature. -Pay the annual Green Box Tax -Send in seperate application requesting permission to use said Avatar. You will be notified in 6-8 weeks, and there is a 23% accepted rate. The Barrow Downs Death At Your Door ________ Szr660 Last edited by Elu Ancalime; 03-03-2011 at 11:32 PM.

03-24-2006, 12:31 AM	#56
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	The Barrow Downs: - Last Post wins... GO! - A mild health hazard. - Contact your doctor before using. - Better than having a fish slapped across your face... I would think. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

03-24-2006, 09:15 AM	#57
Garin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Ciudad de Lago del Sal Posts: 331	The Barrow Downs "For some reason it is more awkward and difficult to explain the Downs to co-workers than if they had caught you surfing a porn site" __________________ I am a sick man ... I am a spiteful man. I am an unpleasant man. I think my liver is diseased. Fyodor Dostoevsky "Notes From the Underground"

03-24-2006, 10:22 AM	#58
The Saucepan Man Corpus Cacophonous Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A green and pleasant land Posts: 8,390	The Barrow-Downs I can't believe it's not Chatter __________________ Do you mind? I'm busy doing the fishstick. It's a very delicate state of mind!

03-26-2006, 10:43 AM	#59
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Dum, de, dum. "Abandon all life, ye who enter here." - "The Haunted Hills of Tyrn Gorthad! Now with an ice-cream stand!" __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

03-26-2006, 07:21 PM	#60
Morai Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2002 Location: Where young people go to retire Posts: 709	Random Titles get green A wise saying from the Gamgee family: "Who needs green thumbs when you've got green boxes?" __________________ "So why the safe distance, this curious look? Why tear out single pages when you can throw away the book? Why pluck one string when you can strum the guitar? MeWithoutYou http://fortyfifthparadox.com

03-27-2006, 02:31 AM	#61
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	The Barrow Downs: "The first one to say 'tra la-la-lally' gets shot." OR "Bargain Brands and Beyond!... Just don't go to that 'beyond' section! (Too much uncloaking)." __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

03-27-2006, 09:43 AM	#62
mark12_30 Stormdancer of Doom Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Elvish singing is not a thing to miss, in June under the stars Posts: 4,349	"Tra-La-La-Lally." You didn't expect me not to take the bait, did you? Whispering Bones Beneath Wind and Stone. __________________ ...down to the water to see the elves dance and sing upon the midsummer's eve.

03-28-2006, 01:33 PM	#63
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Shot Don't worry, mark, your arm will grow back. Anyway... The Barrow Downs: - "Not what Bilbo Baggins hates!" - "Beleriand Bafflers, Middle Earth Mirth and Sauron Shredding... What more do you want?" - "Now with free toy!" - "95% Extra free!" __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

03-28-2006, 02:07 PM	#64
the guy who be short Shadowed Prince Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Thulcandra Posts: 2,343	The Barrow Downs Relationships' bane.

03-29-2006, 04:21 AM	#66
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	The Barrow Downs: - "Captain Obvious! TO THE RESCUE!" - "Any thread that happens, happens... Any thread that in happening causes another thread to happen, causes another thread to happen. Anything that in causing another thread to happen, happens again, happens again. But not necessarily in that order." __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

04-02-2006, 03:51 PM	#67
Valesse Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: \|Away Posts: 614	The Barrowdowns: We get our exercise just by pushing our luck. __________________ "Loo, what sholde a man in thyse dayes now wryte, 'egges' or 'eyren'?" - Caxton, Eneydos

04-03-2006, 11:40 PM	#68
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	The Barrow Downs: Senseless babble is our forté __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

04-05-2006, 09:57 PM	#69
Valesse Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: \|Away Posts: 614	The Barrowdowns: - "We're so hardcore... we're underground." - "We put the Lembas in Lemba-tomy!" (stretch..!) __________________ "Loo, what sholde a man in thyse dayes now wryte, 'egges' or 'eyren'?" - Caxton, Eneydos

04-06-2006, 10:16 AM	#70
Kath Everlasting Whiteness Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams Posts: 4,533	The Barrowdowns: Leggy-bopper free. __________________ “If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.”

04-07-2006, 02:11 AM	#71
Lhunardawen Hauntress of the Havens Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: IN it, but not OF it Posts: 2,538	The Barrow-Downs: Feel free to swoon.

04-08-2006, 02:14 PM	#72
Legolas in spandex Wight Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 102	The Barrow Downs: The elves could never foresee this.. The Barrow Downs: because the council of Elrond said so.. I dunno, my creativity is crap right now... __________________ "I want to die in my sleep, like my grandfather... not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car."

04-08-2006, 02:20 PM	#73
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Watch your language, young master Legolas. The Barrow Downs: Not the norm' The Barrow Downs: The sort of thing your parents told you to avoid. Drugs, smoking, drinking, The Barrow Downs... __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

04-11-2006, 05:33 PM	#76
Legolas in spandex Wight Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 102	The Barrow Downs-Get 'Down' Tonight!! lol __________________ "I want to die in my sleep, like my grandfather... not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car."

04-11-2006, 06:31 PM	#77
Roa_Aoife Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Someday, I'll rule all of it. Posts: 1,696	Simply put: The Barrow Downs Why not? or The Barrow Downs You'll never get out alive... or The Barrow Downs Ask not for whom the Wights poll- They poll for thee! or The Barrow Downs Find a Barrow, find a friend. or The Barrow Downs This is my social life __________________ We can't all be Roas* when it comes to analysing...* -Lommy I didn't say you're evil, Roa, I said you're exasperating. -Nerwen

04-14-2006, 09:24 AM	#80
Bêthberry Cryptic Aura Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 6,003	getting cryptic Hookbill: Another day, another slogan. The Barrow Downs: An online Cemetary for the restless Dead __________________ I’ll sing his roots off. I’ll sing a wind up and blow leaf and branch away.