Terry Slogan?

[SamwiseGamgee]

This is somewhat off topic, but if you'll allow me:
I once did a Lord of the Rings exam ie created one. It was as follows:

Candidates should attempt any three questions.
The use of Unfinished Tales, The Silmarillion, The Hobbit and The Lord of the Rings (incl. appendices) is permitted.
The exam will last 90 minutes.

1.Discuss, with reference to the relative authorities to support your argument, who you believe Tom Bombadil was.

2. Balrogs don't have wings. Discuss.

3. After the Witch King perished at the Battle of Pelennor Fields Gothmog took over. Who do you believe Gothmog was?

4. Is the mortality of man a gift?

5. 'Had Deagol not found The One Ring none of this would have happened.' Discuss.

And the slogan?
The Barrow-Downs: you'll do the above in a real exam which you will go on to fail miserably and not care.