Middle Earth Idol

[Formendacil]

Originally Posted by Valesse

... but we..er..uh have a Mt. Zoom commercial coming up soon... so theres no time for any of that. Next Question!

*A panoramic scene of a rocky, yet magnificent landscape. The unnaturally perfect man and woman- and their precocious kids- look out over it, then back at their tiny little Austin Mini.*

VOICEOVER: "Ever feel that your car's too small? Ever wonder if you should upgrade?"

*Images shift to a white background, with Mt. Zoom circling slowly in the middle, showing off its features*

VOICEOVER: The all new, 2006 Mt. Zoom is loaded with special features like power windows and seven-disk CD players. Expanded from the 2005 model to include more seats for the whole family, and a second Crack of Zoom.

*Image shifts to Mt. Zoom's interior. The unnaturally good-looking Mom and Dad are smiling as Dad takes the wheel. The kids roar in delight as Mt. Zoom takes off into the craggy, yet gorgeous, landscape beyond.

VOICEOVER: Now available from all Goomba Motors dealerships, for a limited time only.